BLOG TRIVIA & expatbrit49
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Posted:Jul 29, 2006 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2012 4:03 pm
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BLOGLAND JEOPARDY
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THE PET NAME FOR
EXPAT'S OBJECT
OF DESIRE |
KEITHCANCOOK FIRST
UTTERED THIS NOW
COMMON BLOGLAND
SLOGAN ON
APRIL 20, 2005. |
THE HANDLE EXPATBRIT49
WILL BE FOREVER ASSOCIATED
WITH THIS COMMON
GARDEN VEGETABLE |
THE LARGEST BASEMENT
IN THE SOUTHERN
HEMISPHERE LIES
BENEATH THE BLOG
OF THIS FRISKY
BLOGGER FROM DOWN UNDER. |
OVER THE COURSE
OF SEVERAL YEARS,
AS A YOUNG MAN EXPAT
TRAVELLED THE WORLD
VIA THIS MEANS
OF TRANSPORTATION |
HE'S THE GREATEST
DEEP-BLOG DIVER
IN BLOGLAND HISTORY |
IN THE SPRING OF 2OO5
EXPAT CAUSED A
SENSATION WHEN
HE POSTED IN
THIS COLOR FONT. |
THE FASTEST RISE
FROM OBSCURITY
TO THE TOP OF THE
MEN'S POPULAR LIST
IS HELD BY THIS
NOW SILENT BLOGGER
(WHO DISAPPEARED
JUST AS QUICKLY) |
EXPAT'S BASEMENT
WAS THE PRIMARY
HAUNTING GROUND
OF THIS DEVIOUS
CELLAR DWELLAR. |
THE MOST FAMOUS
CROTCH SHOT IN
ALL BLOGLAND
GRACES THE PROFILE
OF THIS LONG-TIME
BLOGGER |
EXPAT WAS ON THE
SCENE GETTING LAID
DURING THIS MUSICIANS
MOST FAMOUS MOMENT
IN 1969. |
THE FIRST POST
IN BLOGLAND HISTORY
WAS PUBLISHED
ON THIS DATE,
BY THIS BLOGGER |
WANT MORE? TRY THESE CATEGORIES...
BLJ 1 SIX CATEGORIES
BLJ 3 HOMETOWN BLOGLAND and COMPLETE THE RHYME
BLJ 4 MENS BLOG TITLES
BLJ 5 WOMENS BLOG TITLES
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KEITHCANCOOK
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Posted:Jul 26, 2006 2:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2023 10:24 pm
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WELCOME TO KEITHCANCOOK'S BLOGLAND JEOPARDY!
PLAY LIKE THE TELEVISION GAME (answers must be given in the form of a question)!
CLICK THE LINKS FOR CLUES AND QUESTIONS!
GUESS THE CORRECT ANSWER TO FINAL JEOPARDY AND WIN IT ALL!
PS: Would anyone care to edit this $%@#$ table for me? I'll be damned if I can figure it out at this stage...  
BLOGLAND JEOPARDY
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BLOGLAND
BROU-HA-HA'S
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BLOGFADS
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FAMOUS
GLITCHES
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"DELICIOUS"
"BITCHES"
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"SEXY"
"GODDESSES"
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RHYME
TIME
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SHE WAS THE
FINAL FOCUS OF
MyRealLoverOne's
AFFECTION.
CLICK FOR 10 COMMENTS
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MANY IN BLOGLAND
MAKE A BIG FUSS
WHEN THEY CELEBRATE
THIS "CENTENNIAL"
MILESTONE IN
THEIR BLOGS.
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THE GLITCH THAT
CAUSED KEITHCANCOOK
TO CLOSE THE VENTING
BLOG IN APRIL, 2005.
CLICK FOR 10 COMMENTS
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TASTY &
BENEVOLENT?
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NO DISASTER HERE.
HER BLOG EXISTS IN
[blog sexydisaster30].
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AN ELATED FEMALE
BLOGGER IN GREECE.
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PRIOR TO BEING EXPOSED
BY Kaliedascope61 AND THE
UNITED BLOGGERS OF CONNECTICUT,
A TRAGIC (and timely) AUTOMOBILE
ACCIDENT LED TO THE UNRAVELING OF
THIS FEMALE FRAUD AND HER
WEB OF LIES.
CLICK FOR 20 COMMENTS
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keithcancook HAS
BEEN KNOWN TO FALL ASLEEP
WHEN READING THIS COMMON
HUNDREDTH POST FORMAT.
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CONFUSING EVEN SOBER BLOGGERS
THIS GLITCH HAS CAUSED
MANY TO SEE DOUBLE.
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A RANDY
MANDY.
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1946 WAS A NOTED YEAR
FOR THIS AWESOME AND
SEXY BLOGGER-GODDESS.
SHE IS HONEST ABOUT
HER AGE, AND ENCOURAGES
OTHERS TO BE SO AS WELL.
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A DRUNK SOUNDIN,
MEOWING YOUNG CAT.
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IN APRIL, 2005
BLOGLAND'S FIRST
CONTROVERSY ERUPTED
WHEN THIS POPULAR
AUTHOR OF
[blog bella_]
CAME UNDER A CLOUD
OF DOUBT OVER THE
VALIDITY OF HER
PROFILE AND BLOGPOST
PHOTOS.
CLICK FOR 40 COMMENTS
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THESE "ENTITIES" APPEAR
IN BLOGLAND FROM TIME TO
TIME WHEN THEIR MASTERS
DECIDE TO GET CREATIVE
WITH IT. koocnachtiek,
bacardiman, Vanna4U, and
SickHooteredLady ARE
A FEW EXAMPLES.
CLICK FOR 40 COMMENTS
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AM I MAN, OR AM I WOMAN?
THIS GLITCH RESULTED IN
A POPULAR FEMALE BLOGGER
TO BE CREDITED IN THE
MALE POPULAR LIST.
CLICK FOR 40 COMMENTS
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IT'S NAUGHTY.
SHE'S SWEET.
CLICK FOR 40 COMMENTS
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A POET FROM VENUS.
THIS MOD-MINDED GAL
HAS GRACED BLOGLAND
FROM THE GET-GO.
CLICK FOR 40 COMMENTS
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A FOUL-MOUTHED
HAWAIIAN WOMAN.
CLICK FOR 40 COMMENTS
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MANY IN BLOGLAND
DID NOT POST ON
JANUARY 11, 2006
OUT OF RESPECT FOR
WHAT LATER TURNED OUT
TO BE THE FALSIFIED
DEATH BY DRUNK DRIVER
OF THIS TRUOBLED BLOGGER.
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THE EARLIEST KNOWN
BLOGFAD BEGGED READERS
TO ASK THE BLOGGER ANY
OF THIS NUMBER
OF QUESTIONS WHICH
THEY PROMISED TO
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.
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THIS GLITCH
PREVENTED NETWORKS
FROM BEING EDITED.
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A COZY RED
PLACE FOR A POST.
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THIS BLOGGER WAS
POPULARLY ELECTED
IN THE SPRING OF 2005,
AND STILL REIGNS AS THE
MAYOR OF BLOGLAND. HER
PROFILE PIX HAVE BEEN
SHOWN TO BE THE PRIME
CAUSE OF BLOGAL WARMING.
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A SNIFFLING QUEEN
OF THE POPULAR LIST.
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MISUNDERSTANDING AND
OUT OF CONTROL SARCASM
CONCERNING THE WORD "RETARD"
LED TO THE BLOGICIDE OF THIS
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THE
AFriendFinder TATTLER
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THIS IRRITATING BLOGFAD
RESULTED IN FOLKS FROM
ALL WALKS OF BLOGLAND
BOTHERING SIX OF THEIR
FRIENDS TO LIST SIX
WEIRD FACTS ABOUT
THEMSELVES IN THEIR BLOGS.
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THIS GLITCH CAUSES
THE WRITER'S COMMENTS
IN OTHER BLOGS TO
ONLY BE VISIBLE TO HIM,
TRICKING HIM INTO
THINKING HE'S BEING HEARD.
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OH! SHE HAS SOME
SEXCAPADE... XCAPADES!!!
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fantasylover
IS THIS IN NH.is this in N.H.
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A DATING SITE CEO
ASSUMING THE DOMINANT
ROLE IN THE
MISSIONARY POSITION.
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FINAL JEOPARDY CATEGORY:
BEFORE & AFTER
WHAT KELLI WRITES & EXPAT TYPES.
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(Inspired by a Wheel of Fortune category, the first and second parts of the question join together via a mutual word (EXAMPLE: "The time it takes an element to lose 50 percent of its radioactivity in a 1979 Monty Python movie." - "What is Half Life of Brian?").
WANT MORE? TRY THESE CATEGORIES...
BLJ 2 EXPATBRIT49 and BLOG TRIVIA
BLJ 3 HOMETOWN BLOGLAND and COMPLETE THE RHYME
BLJ 4 MENS BLOG TITLES
BLJ 5 WOMENS BLOG TITLES
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Daddy Girls
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Posted:Jun 26, 2006 10:20 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2006 6:36 am
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While my daughters have chosen to spend their high school years with their mother in a state far away, they each take with them influences from their dad. It's the "chip off the ol block" syndrome, and it makes me smile.
Take music for instance. Four years ago they were aged 13 and 10. They listened to britney-style pop, hip hop, and . Music forms that are not to my taste, but oh well. I have always told them that they will appreciate the music they like even more if they would expose themselves to other music forms and find the inter-connections.
Always the historian, I have tried to teach my to look for the roots when attempting to understand anything they encounter in this world. This certainly applies to music. Consequently I exposed them to myriad styles of music while they were growing up. Jazz, Big Band, R&B, Classical, Bluegrass, Folk, Rock & Roll, Blues, Showtunes... pretty much anything I could get my hands on. Oh yeah, lotsa Zappa too. This music played in our house constantly (and probably helped drive their mom away) 
Anyway, the point is I exposed em to it whether they liked it or not. Or not was the usual reaction, but oh well. It is important for us to have broad views in this world. Especially these days, when technology has made our planet so small. The lesson pertains to more than music alone, of course. (Which is the beauty of all good lessons). 
Last night I took them to see our local symphony. My youngest, soon to be 14, was NOT thrilled with the idea. (I have dragged them there many times). Yet my soon to be 18 yr. old was keen to it. We got to talking about music, and what they liked now, and how what they liked had changed over the past few years.
You see, they are a bit different now. They became Beatlemaniacs, and expanded from there. They are rabid fans of many of the popular groups from the sixties and seventies. They have gotten much ribbing from their hip-hop head peers (some of it quite nasty), but they were not persuaded to go with the flow (I'm so proud), and now some of their friends are even jumping on the wagon.
This is happening independently in both Maryland, where my older has been with her mom for the past three years, and here in Carolina, where my youngest has been her whole life.
They told me about how they had hated the music I always was playing. They had called it "crap music" and "sick music" at the time. (I knew about the sentiment, but had forgotten those monikers) And then they thanked me for playing it all.
Last night's performance had a "gypsy" theme. Lotsa Hungarian and Eastern European composers, with anything that had a gypsy flavor thrown in. (there were 4 pieces from Carmen for example) Last year, my youngest visited Budapest, Prague and Munich. From that standpoint, the "gypsy" music really appealed to her and she thanked me over and over for taking her to the symphony even though she didn't want to go at first.
I send her now on to her mother. That woman may have tried all she could to get away from me, but in the end she will discover that I am all around her. Touche! 
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Sunrise, Sunset
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Posted:Jun 7, 2006 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2015 4:09 pm
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Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
Blossoming even as we gaze.
And now another one is going.
In 1992 I had a wife and three living with me. In 1996 I had three , but no wife living with me. In 2003 my middle , all of 14 coerced me into letting her move 500 miles to the north to live with her mom. My and youngest stayed in Carolina with me. In 2005 my 19 yr. old moved out of state and lives on his own 600 miles to the south. Now in 2006 my youngest wishes to join her sister and move in with her mom. I acquiesced, and now another one is going. Do broken families have broken hearts? I dunno, but I feel an overwhelming sadness sometimes.
Is this the little girl I carried?
Is this the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older
When did they?
When did she get to be a beauty?
When did he get to be so tall?
Wasn't it yesterday
When they were small?
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears... *
God bless my . Oh! How dearly I love them!
* Poetry from Fiddler On The Roof.
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Classic Comments #4
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Posted:Jun 2, 2006 11:20 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2015 9:17 pm
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The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments
Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs.
Here's one from March 28, 2006. libgemOH libgemOH provided the opening scene...
[post 288874] 3/28/2006 5:17 pm
You all have witnessed that I AM REALLY BAD at erotic writing!!! And so I'm asking for some help here. On the profile page, it asks for your favorite sexual fantasy and I started one, but just don't write erotic well enough to finish it. I'm gonna ask the creative and horny ones here who write erotic well to finish this up for me. Just for fun! The characters, a bisexual woman, and her loving and open partner. The other woman can be whoever you want.
An incredibly beautiful woman comes into the little honky tonk we're in. She orders a drink and gets out on the dance floor. I kiss him and go to dance, making sure I am dancing close to her. She and I catch each others eye and start moving together to the music. He is watching and smiling and I am just in the moment. The music ends, we start to talk and then......
This is where you come in. Finish it up for me! -B
She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honkey-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...
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Blog It Forward
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Posted:Mar 27, 2006 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2023 6:00 am
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BLOG IT FORWARD
When someone does you a big favor, don't blog it back... Blog It Forward
Some favours you are not allowed to blog back...
Is it possible for one idea to change the world of Blog?
See BLOG IT FORWARD. A theater-blog from the heart that connects with the heart.
Coming Soon To The Venting Blog!
(Based on the award winning movie Pay It Forward)
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The Dangers of Alter-Egoism
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Posted:Mar 26, 2006 2:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2023 6:04 am
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The Butcher, The Baker, & the Candlestick Maker
The only way to become the leading BLOG HISTORIAN on the site is to read as many old posts as I can.
Delving ever deeper into dusty, cobwebby, basements where no man goes. It's lonely down there and the walls can close in on you.
It plays on your mind. Phantoms and ghosts flit about. Archives of the minds of bloggers both known and unknown reappear.
Crackling like old parchment unrolled after untold years, forgotten phrases are remembered once again. Interestingly, many of these topics are still being widely discussed throughout the Land of Blog.
My trusty flashlight has brought light once again to images hovering above an endless array of basement doors. Flickering briefly in the roaming brightness I see the faces, poses, and title pix of posts both interesting and mundane.
One reason that the study of Blog Archeology is not among the leading disciplines in BlogLand University's College of Arts and Sciences, concerns the danger encountered deep in the abyss of blog basements.
Last week, while trying to retrace my steps after my deepest plunge yet, my not-so-trusty flashlight failed. I was left in the pitch black dark, cold and shivering. Shaking and tapping on my flashlight gave me brief glimpses of the long dim hallways.
Nearly blind, I stumbled and clawed my way out, pausing only to eat the waxy remnants of the egg salad sandwich I had in my pocket.
I'm not really sure, time cannot be counted down there, but I think it took me almost week to escape. Something happened to me during that terrifying journey. Something I cannot seem to put my finger on.
As I closed in on the last staircase the light of day beckoned from the crack under the door. Yet try as I may I could not reach it. I felt as Tantalus, with the stolen ambrosia of forgotten posts under my arm, reaching for the branches of freedom hanging just out of my grasp.
I cracked. My mind collapsed upon itself as the personalities within struggled for control of my consciousness, vying to take over my waking mind and spring from the dark recesses of my inner fears into the light of day.
I do not know who I am now. I could be several people, but I only seem to have ID for one. Perhaps that is who I am but I cannot be sure.
I seem to recall glimpses of myself committing horrible crimes by tinkering with history. Adding to the past a voice from the present. But a voice not my own, it being filled with sarcastic cynicism, hurled with venomous glee on the walls of Ancient Blogland like angry teens armed with spraypaint.
Longstanding monuments of BlogLand history are now altered. Teams of Sweepers armed with the power of DELETE will have to be sent down into the Pits of Blog to clean up the mess.
My nightmares also include delusions of grandeur manifested in the persona of one who refers to himself everywhere he goes as The PUBLISHER . This upstart imagines himself as a BIG SHOT newspaper publisher who can lead the masses in revolt against the POWERS oF BlogLand. He is a pompous ass, but in all actuality he is nothing more than a puff of smoke on a windy day.
Yet he is there in my mind, seeking the levers which will give him control of my thoughts. He battles the dark side of my personality manifested by the LURKER, and the winner hopes to obtain my mind as the victory prize. Both are egomaniacs and the Psychology Department at good ol BlogLand U will soon become hotbed for the study of schizophrenia and similar disorders.
But I, I remain keithcancook . A simple but lonely blogger on an adult web site.
For a little while.
The battle still rages. The only commonality between us is that we all want to get laid.
Am I one
or am I three?
All I want to be
is me.
( We also agree that bloggers should beware of going into basements. )
Let this be a warning to all those who indulge in the seemingly innocent, but ultimately dangerous pasttime of alter-egoing. When combined with equally dangerous sport of DEEP BLOG DIVING insanity can result. The tattered remains of The Butcher, The Baker and The Candlestick Maker posted on May 1st, 2005 were recently unearthed and are reprinted here before ALL BlogLand runs with insanity.
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The Venting Blog Reaches 365!
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Posted:Mar 23, 2006 9:07 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2015 4:13 pm
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AFriendFinder TATTLER
The Venting Blog REACHES 365!
Southern District, BlogLand. A BlogLand milestone was reached today in The Venting Blog, by keithcancook. Today is it's first birthday. The TATTLER wishes to acknowledge this blog as a mainstay of BlogLand; a place where trends are set rather than followed. All hail The Venting Blog! Hurrah!
~The PUBLISHER
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expatbrit49 ADMITS EGOCIDE! BLOGLAND AFLAME AS BITTER BATTLE OVER A BLOGGERS RIGHT TO CHOOSE IGNITES
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Posted:Mar 21, 2006 9:33 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2023 7:57 am
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AFriendFinder TATTLER
expatbrit49 ADMITS EGOCIDE! BLOGLAND AFLAME AS BITTER BATTLE OVER A BLOGGERS RIGHT TO CHOOSE IGNITES!
Northern District, BlogLand The case of the disappearance of mild mannered alter-ego Expat_thebrit has taken a new and sudden turn as the body of thebrit has been discovered by his master floating in the Unique River. expatbrit49 seemed to suggest that the alter-ego killed himself in a fit of despair. He recently declared:
"I am sorry to inform you that Expat_thebrit passed away late last summer it seems that once the one comment fiasco faded away he became depressed walking around all day muttering about how worthless he was and how the crafty bloggers had found other more devious ways to comment . A few weeks later his remains were found floating in the unique river and a note was discovered in his apartment saying once in 30 days was no reason to live."
However, careful research by your intrepid TATTLER reporter, Kasey Sea has uncovered an open admission from expatbrit49 that he intended to murder the soft-spoken Expat_thebrit. In the post[post 23792] crafted by Tala4u2 on May 16, 2005 at 9:03 pm, expatbrit49 says of his gentle alter-ego:
"Expat_thebrit is the mild manered pasafist lover that When i get around it I will kill off."
Whether thebrit was murdered or committed egocide has yet to be determined. (The only thing that is certain is that expatbrit49 couldn't spell then, cannot spell now, and is unlikely to ever spell without help). There is even evidence to suggest that thebrit may yet be alive, as an active profile has been found for him on an internet website.
Yet all the fuss over the fate of this simple-minded, but gentle-hearted alter-ego is now overshadowed by a deeper debate over the origins and civil rights of alter-egos in general.
A BLOGGERS RIGHT TO CHOOSE
Do alter-egos have an inherent right to exist? Suppose a blogger with an alter-ego decides that he can no longer support it, and decides to delete it from existance. Is this murder?
Perhaps the alter-ego was unwanted in the first place. Do bloggers not have the right to choose what is best for the health of their own blogs? Or is some government agency going to decide what is to be done? What about privacy and personal liberty? Will we allow government morality to be thrust upon us all? Should we?
And what should be done in those cases where an alter-ego is forced upon a blogger by another blogger? Perhaps even a stranger? Should not the blog be purged of the unwanted result? Should the permissibility of egocide be changed in cases of blog-?
WHEN DOES AN ALTER-EGO'S LIFE BEGIN?
Does an alter-ego become "alive" at conception? Many BlogLanders have argued that an alter-ego exists at the moment he first enters his masters mind. Others feel that life does not begin until birth, when the alter-ego first appears visible to all in the Land of Blog.
ALTERNATIVES TO EGOCIDE
Conservative BlogLanders will tell you to "Just Say No!" But let's be realistic here. Alter-egos are going to happen. It's natural. There is no sure contraceptive to prevent conception, although some have tried through the use of mind altering drugs. The theory holds that alter-egos can be blocked from emerging if the bloggers mind is under the influence. In practice however, it has been shown that this merely opens a Pandora's Box for all manner of alter-egos, some of whom have actually gained temporary control of the bloggers mind and actions.
Adoption is an alternative favored by most. Both pro-life and pro-choice consider this to be the best possible solution. But adoptive alter-egos have a difficult time adapting in a new blog. Often they are shunned in favor of biologically related alter-egos.
These are the issues that trouble our times. My thanks to The PUBLISHER for bringing them into the public forum by means of the TATTLER.
~Kasey Sea
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kooknachtiek SPEAKS!
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Posted:Mar 17, 2006 11:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2023 6:45 am
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AFriendFinder TATTLER
koocnachtiek SPEAKS!
AN EXCLUSIVE TATTLER INTERVIEW
Southern District, BlogLand. The TATTLER is pleased to announce that our reporter, Kasey Sea, has been granted an exclusive interview with koocnachtiek, alter-ego of keithcancook.
koocnachtiek
Kasey Sea: So tell us Mr. koocnachtiek, why are alter-egos running loose in BlogLand? What is their purpose here?
koocnachtiek: My master says that most of us were created in early May, 2005 to combat a terrible scourge that struck BlogLand.
Kasey Sea: Ah yes, the "one-comment glitch". But that bug was repaired within a week. And the LURKER and The PUBLISHER were already causing trouble in BlogLand well before that bug landed here.
koocnachtiek: Well, my master says that he needs us for what he calls "technical reasons".
Kasey Sea: Technical reasons?
koocnachtiek: Yes. He uses us to shield him from the consequences of what we say. He says that by sending us in he can pretty much do whatever he wants in BlogLand and if folks get pissed off he just blames it on us.
Kasey Sea: I see. So you are a sort of a "teflon coating" for him.
koocnachtiek: Yes, exactly. The LURKER is an excellent example. He can go into a basement post and diss everything around him, including insulting the blogger who's basement he has invaded. He rarely gets deleted, and when he does he simply retires to another basement level and starts all over again.
Kasey Sea: The BLPD has placed this LURKER on a higher level of priority. They say that if they catch up to him he will be permanently deleted.
koocnachtiek: Ha! It's impossible to repress an alter-ego. They are wasting their time.
Kasey Sea: They caught you didn't they?
koocnachtiek: No, I went in on my own. Besides, this is all scripted anyway isn't it? I mean, we are all puppets here aren't we? Why, this entire interview is nothing but a show.
Kasey Sea: Um, I ah...
koocnachtiek: That's right. Everything we are doing is orchestrated by another. For cryin out loud, you yourself are an alter-ego. The paper you "work" for is nothing but a figment of our masters imagination.
Kasey Sea: But, but... but the TATTLER is REAL! I have seen articles, I have seen it's banner in blogs all over BlogLand.
koocnachtiek: Oh brother! Get with it Kasey Sea! You are not your own entity. You do not exist in the world of reality. You are a tool. The only reason you can't understand what I am saying is because our master has willed it so.
Kasey Sea: NOOOoooo... 
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Expat_thebrit Has Vanished! Foul Play Suspected In Missing Ego Case
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Posted:Mar 13, 2006 10:27 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2023 7:27 am
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AFriendFinder TATTLER
ALTER EGO FOUND MISSING
KOOCNACHTIEK HAULED IN FOR QUESTIONING
Southern District, BlogLand. The gentle and soft-spoken alter-ego Expat_thebrit has been reported missing by his master, expatbrit49 . He was last seen posting in May, 2005 but has reportedly been hanging out with some of BlogLands other alter-egos at a local club.
Suspicion immediately fell on koocnachtiek who sources say despised the reclusive brit for being a "sissy mary" and "woman wanna-be". thebrit was last seen wearing bright red speedos which gives some credence to koocnachtiek's charges.
Expat_thebrit
thebrit
Star reporter for the TATTLER, Kasey Sea, has managed to obtain portions of transcripts from the interrogation of koocnachtiek by the BlogLand Police Department, and part of them are reprinted for our readers below.
BLPD: Sit down Mr. koocnachtiek. We have some questions for you regarding the disappearance of one Expat_thebrit, who was reported last seen in your comapany. You know thebrit don't you? Where did you last see him?
koocnachtiek: Yeah, I know him. He used to hang out with all the other alter-egos down at the Id. We usually gather there after work, but thebrit hasn't worked much since the Spring that I am aware of.
BLPD: The Id, eh? tell me about that.
koocnachtiek: It's a watering hole a block off Fornication Avenue in South Central Blogville. Lots of us alter egos go there after we do a job. Usually you can find LeFemmeKate, papy_, eos, and more recently vanna4u winding down on any given day. It's the only time we can ever get away from our masters. We do our best plotting there. It is a place where we just let our base instincts take over. Our primitive needs seem to be immediately satisfied when we tap into the Id.
(muttering) Or is it the Id's tap that sets us off? Hmmm...
BLPD: Yeah, we've long known about all you nut cases gathering there. Until now, there haven't been many complaints. Most of y'all alter-egos are pretty tame, (read lame) but a few of you can be considered dangerous.
koocnachtiek: Dangerous? No one has been injured. Unless you are talking about my masters pride.
BLPD: Ha! I'm surprised he hasn't deleted you for all the antics you have pulled this past year. You almost got him drowned rowing to Australia to cure wyvernrose 's horniness.
koocnachtiek: Hey. That was a long time ago. Besides, I'm only trying to get the poor schmuck laid.
BLPD: So much for trying. All BlogLand knows you have failed miserably. He is the least laid man on Senior Sizzle.
koocnachtiek: Just a minute! You don't know what I have to deal with or you wouldn't be so hard on me. He is nearly worthless when it comes to women. Why, he can't even read BlogLandic Erotica without stammering, stuttering, and blushing all over. You should try and get him laid if you think it's so easy.
BLPD: Enough about keithcancook. Let's get back to the missing Expat_thebrit. You say he hasn't worked much this year?
koocnachtiek: That's right. And to tell you the truth we're all better off for it. That was one wimpy alter-ego alright. He was downright female if you ask me. Running around saying how nice and sweet he is and crying whenever something untoward occured.
BLPD: So, you did not like this alter-ego at all? Was there no saving grace for him? Nothing that would endear him to you in any way?
koocnachtiek: There was NOTHING. Nada. He was virtually worthless as an alter-ego. He was certainly a disgrace to men, and I do beleive he secretly wished his master had created him female. Besides, his syrupy sick sweetness always made me wanna puke.
BLPD: You are beginning to sound like pigcancook. We have questions for him too. Do you know the whereabouts of said swine?
koocnachtiek: Sure I do. He's with my master. All of them are.
BLPD: All of them? What do you mean?
koocnachtiek: Did you not know? keithcancook has split into multiple personalities. I am only one personification of his warped and devious mind.
BLPD: Yes, we are aware of several of them. The PUBLISHER has given us cause for concern, although his activities have been muted as of late. He has gotten scrutiny from us before due to that damn rag of his, the AFriendFinder TATTLER.
Nor have we been able to tie down the LURKER's whereabouts either. He has vanished into the basements of BlogLand and his trail is growing cold. However, we are still recieving intermittent calls from outraged BlogLanders whose basements he has spraypainted. He remains the most notorious grafitti artist in all the Land of Blog.
The manner in which keithcancook keeps spinning these alter-egos off is making it difficult to keep pace with him. We have lately been shadowing Kasey Sea, that intrepid TATTLER reporter, ever since he showed up here at the station investigating thebrit's disappearance. Kasey Sea seems to be rather harmless as far as alter-egos go, and at this point hasn't been seen much in this town. It will probably go better for keithcancook if Kasey Sea can keep his nose clean.
koocnachtiek: Hey, can we keep my master out of this? If he finds out I'm down at the station house again he's gonna confine me to that #$^#@!& BOX of his. (He only throws in a little straw and calls that comfort). How much time do you have? I'll tell you everything I know...
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