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bIG?  BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: bIG? A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY STARRING  dz2502 AS THE NARRATOR candy69sosweet AS JOSH'S FRIEND BILLY Enter and Enjoy BlogLand Productions' roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS , It's a Wonderful Blog , and A BlogLand Christmas Carol. |
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dz2502 ON A TYPICAL DAY, AT A TYPICAL OFFICE, JOSH BASKIN, A TYPICAL ADULT, PONDERS HIS LIFE WITH A CO-WORKER... The tree was the Starship Enterprise, and I was off to where no boy had gone before. The same tree could equally serve as a gun turret on a battleship, or as a crows nest on a pirate ship. I was only limited by the boundaries of my mind. candy69sosweet Oh grow up and smell the responsibility! You are BIG now. Finish your paperwork and quit daydreaming. You have deadlines. You have a strict set of operating procedures to follow. Leave your imagination at the door! dz2502 LATER, AS HE RUSHES HOME TO PREPARE A MEAL FOR THE KIDS AND HELP WITH THEIR HOMEWORK, JOSH STOPS AT THE ATM FOR A QUICK TRANSACTION... Make a wish and you will see an ATM come through for thee... Um, a wish? Grown-ups don't make wishes. Wishes are for kids... Hmm. Kids. It sure would be nice to be able to act like a kid again. I wish I could run around and just have fun. Fun for funs sake. Yeah. That's what I wish... dz2502 THE NEXT DAY JOSH WOKE UP IN BLOGLAND. THE END
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FAST FORWARD TO SEVERAL YEARS LATER, IN AN ELECTRONICS STORE CUT TO JOSH'S YARD, WITH STARING AT TREE, SHAKING HEAD IN DISBELIEF Josh, what in the WORLD has gotten into you? Why are you sitting in a tree with a laptop? And what are you smiling about, anyway? I just don't get it "D Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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2/8/2006 7:33 pm |
Hmmm, It seems to me there is a moral to this story. Ahhhh, I am thinking that you are saying that in Blogland we should all run around just being like kids and having fun. I think I like that moral and I agree with it. Whole heartedly. Blog On KCC. I am not dead yet
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This can never compete with TV Land.
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2/8/2006 11:36 pm |
ummm. I have a swing in my yard..and a Barbie "Dream House" and some G.I. Joes...and an easy Bake Oven....and some snails, (we can set them on fire!) And some Lincoln Logs and Legos! Come over!!! 
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2/8/2006 11:37 pm |
and. and.... I ..I have come "pornos" in my BASEMENT! 
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your adorable and funny as usual thankyouI'm a   and i'm here to stay
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2/9/2006 5:33 am |
So you have some weird sexual attraction to trees?
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2/9/2006 6:08 am |
Very funny. Just wondering why a female is Voice of Adulthood??? We women can play too, Peter Pan.  Another question, does 'pigcancook' fly?
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2/9/2006 8:15 am |
Fun for FUN sake.. that's you O BlogMASTER... Roses are RED Violets are BLUE My Castle PJ Orgy Party is waiting forYOU The Dungeon of the Red Lips TTFN
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Better than anything on TV!
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Keith... great to see that you have now evolved from newspaper publisher to fulltime playwright. I love your blogplays... even this mini-play. Well, it is a mini compared to the others. Perhaps this is a BlogLand One Act. Oh, and thanks for anointing me with a BALONEY AWARD for the recently televised blogplay, The VBC. ♪rockwriter58♪
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Childhood dreams were and are wonderful things. Never stop dreaming, Keith. Mind if I join you for a while? I have to be home for supper after we hear the 6 o'clock train whistle. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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lol 
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Thanks Keith, that was great!... Sorry to rush off, gotta go to the ATM really fast... ...
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<marquee width="68%" behavior="scroll">HELLO </marquee> I'm a and i'm here to stay
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LMAO! Hi papy! That's a neat trick that I have not seen in BlogLand before! How ever did you manage it? You clever thing you! (I hope you are tipping your secretary well)
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2/13/2006 4:23 pm |
Happy Valentines Day hunny  silky
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Aww, thanx silkysweetie. You just gave me a big ol smile. 
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bet you can cook too! Happy Valentines Day, Keith! [post 235842] Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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I can indeed cook, princess. I can also follow links! Observe as I follow the one you left. (I am too talented for my shirt) Um, it is ACTING, candysoveryverytalented. Besides, BlogLand Productions always tries to employ the use of cross-gender acting roles in its theatre-blogs. It has become a trademark...
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Ha ha, candysoveryveryplayful. (beam her up, Scotty)
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2/19/2006 5:15 pm |
That sounds like a cool thing. Do you know whether it's out on DVD yet?
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I understand the love scenes were filmed in a van....
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Those aren't being released to the public <font color ="green">candysoveryveryphotogenic.</font>
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