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This is our City of Angels (and Porn Stars)!!! Have you ever wondered what’s is really going on here in Sexland what we call Los Angeles which is the "Internet" and "Movie" Porn capital of the world?
My blog (hopefully) will be funny, witty, enjoyable and informative with my tilted perceptions on and about really nothing except various meandering thoughts and open conversations about living life here in the Porn capital of the world, Los Angeles (okay ..really the San Fernando Valley)!
Lucky for me, much of my time is spent out driving about in and around Los Angeles. From the trendy areas of Silverlake/Echo Park and Downtown LA to the Glitzy Westside areas of Pacific Palisades and Brentwood to the conservative Palos Verdes Peninsula.
Every neighborhoood around LA has its own lifestyle ..so to speak!!!
So truly my hope is that we can enjoy this exercise together and please be constructive in your comments!!!
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Why does this have to be so hard?
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Posted:Oct 7, 2016 12:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2016 12:21 am
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Why can’t women just say what it is that they want, without going in a circles that begin with friends and end with "we can be friends" ? Why can’t she just be honest and let me know that she loves sex, just like me?
What is it with you women who have very little imagination when it comes to romancing and treating we men with respect, respect yet have a vivid imagination when it comes to erotic / sexual positions and really trust me when I say this, it does not matter how many men you may dream of! As long as we are the last man you dream of.....
Yes, we men, at least me, know that you are fit and have a healthy appetite. You seem grounded in the “real world” that you do consider opinions of others, and when given you usually follow any sage advice. You seem to have a desire to read more than just the fashion page (online), and are optimistic and seemingly not addicted to anything except me.
I will admit that you are beautiful and well groomed and have fabulous oral hygiene. Those nice long fingers, do they mean that you have also a nice ____. Wow, you really know how to dress and hmmmm undress well. Attractive (at least to me) and stand taller than 5’. Your education extends beyond the academics. You have common sense and are in all respects “a great catch” with an insane sex drive. To most men you meet, you are direct and tactful, generous, conflict resolver, sensitive and yet have the ability to cater to my varied insecurities.
Having a sense of humor even about yourself and knowing that actions speak louder than words and random acts of kindness is a way to keep balance.
I want to know that he has my best interests at heart, and that she is secure in his financial, spiritual and sexuality. Are you strong enough to allow me the opportunity to grow and explore, yet know when to tug on the “leash” and reel me back in?
My preferences are a mysterious and sexy woman with integrity and manners who know the basic rules of when to allow me to hold the door or wait for me to offer a handkerchief. Who believes in her involvement and actions through her civic and volunteer work in the community. I wonder can you kiss me so that I lose track of time? Can you wake up happy to see me next to you?
You can have me, completely …mind soul and body, with just a little kindness and the integrity of your word and every now and then ….. leather restraints work too…..
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Losing my religion .....
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Posted:Oct 3, 2016 11:22 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2016 9:24 pm
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No, this is not a post about church and god, maybe it is a bit about the universe and how things either work or not work. Yes for sure this title is pure plagiarism of an REM song .....
"I thought that I heard you laughing,
I thought that I heard you sing,
I think I thought I saw you try,
Every whisper
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up...
Last night after watching Sunday night football (actually during the game since it was a blow-out) Sarah, with whom is so sensual and sexually addictive,made an effort and suggested that we see each other a little more than once or twice a month. Not that my brain has not considered it, it seems we both would not mind it. Pitfalls of our schedules, that are completely crazy. Sarah has her -aged / preteen daughters three (3) days every week, usually Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights and with a working schedule it is not fair to pull someone out of a routine.
Being kind loving and considerate can really be a burden, especially when you are truly getting great sexual benefit from a erotic monster like Sarah. Having the pleasure of seeing her four or five times a week, if only to get my cock sucked/slobbered on and even having her muscled tight pussy throb around my hardened black cock while we deeply and passionately kissing is enough for me to make anything work. Yet this is not fair to her young daughters and their dad. My mind says her time with the girls are far more important than me getting pleasured. When my hard black cock fucks Sarah, it has seemed pleasurable to her also! Maybe my cock sliding in and out of her wet throbbing pussy allows her to relax/ release and when she cums ..explodes is something she looks forward to.
Finding balance in life is important.
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As an older man ... does experience trump performance?
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Posted:Oct 2, 2016 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2016 7:49 pm
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USC (University of Southern California) played ASU (Arizona State University) last night at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. While this has little if anything to do with older men and dating, something happened before the game that caught my attention and may be the reason my fingers are typing out this blog posting.
With my seatmate, Andy, we share eight ( USC football tickets at tunnel 18 and have done so for 25+/- years. We have had as few as 5 tickets, usually 6, yet this year we ended up with 8. We can always (okay usually) find friends and family to enjoy an afternoon or evening game. It is a good time to catch up with others we have gotten to know over that 25 years who also sit in our section. Almost a little village/community of extended acquaintances, friends, fellow alumni and other fans.
USC's mascot is a beautiful white named Traveller. Traveller, before the game starts usually gallops down the middle of the field, after the band has moved to each sideline playing the USC "fight" song, "Conquest". It is a great spectacle in College football. The beautiful southern California weather, yesterday in the mid seventies and clear with blue skies and clear views from the Coliseum to the Santa Monica mountains and the Hollywood Hills. Watching a game early evening in Los Angeles is really the perfect way to see a college football game.
One of my pre-game rituals, especially when bringing a new guest or guests to the game, is to walk to tunnel 11 and visit the USC mascot Traveller, his handlers, owners and the rider. Not that they know me well, they have over the years seen me visit, stop by say hello and wish them luck. Actually several years ago, at an Alumni function, one of the women who attended the function with me, introduced me to many people in the Traveller crew. So that helps to have been introduced at least once!
So upon arriving at the Coliseum we took a walk around the stadium to tunnel 11 with a new friend, it was her first USC game ever, for her to see / meet traveller. She upon arriving at the trailer and staging locale for traveller, I greeted a few people I knew and introduced her to everyone. What was obvious, is she gravitated to the oldest guy of the group and actually gave him a big hug not even knowing him. Then I watched as she flirted with him over the next 15 minutes we were there at the staging area. It was quite a sight seeing this MILF in her mid 40s, working her magic on the older guy, of course with his experience he held his own with her, by the end he had her blushing a bit too.
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SexAddictDon ... what's in a name?
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Posted:Sep 29, 2016 10:29 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2016 10:30 pm
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This time, "it is going to be different". Yes,honestly that thought ran through my head while signing up for this site once again. My last one or two profile names were not available, so making a swift decision, was chosen as my profile name! What is it with people making any judgement by a name. Well yes,you will find me in agreement that many books are purchased by their titles and set aside when the reader finds out it is not what they expected. Lucky for me, maybe it is my age, my ethnicity or older average guy looks have all but prevented me that kind of mistake from happening here online .. lol.
With a straight face no you would not today, consider me a sex addict in the least bit. As an ex-swinger, from the late seventies and into the early eighties, many of my college / social friends (who were not in the swingers lifestyle) called me perverted and/or sexually adventurous. Any one or maybe all of the girlfriend(s) during that time might have called me a "dog", "cheater","immature", "childish", "unwilling to commit" and even a "freak", due to my patterns of meeting women in the bars and clubs around Los Angeles and Hollywood. It was a fun time of my youth running around and partying at the Osko's (or in the movie TGIF "Zoo") nightclub on La Cienega, spending time at the Roxy on Sunset, The Rainbow room, The Circus on Lexington, almost all of the Red Onions around the city or even later on Dillion's in Westwood (Gayley). How much fun our younger years are!
Several year ago, when I was dating Cheryl (if you want to call fucking a few times a week dating), she saw me writing and looked over my shoulder and realized it was an erotic story. Cheryl asked, if porn was a staple of my diet and if she looked would she find any in the apartment. Laughing, of course she would find porn in my apartment. Several of my and a few friends were or currently are adult performers! One or two are porn directors / producers! So at one time there must have been 20-25 unopened DVD's laying around in a drawer or closet. Cheryl called me a sex addict and that my " addiction " would cause her some trouble.
Yes, in case you want to know, sobriety / 12 step program is a large and thankfully lasting part of my life, so addiction is a word that is not used by me lightly (25 years this past Aug 18th). When she was asked, how did she defined that term [blog californiadon], she used a dictionary definition; a state characterized by compulsive participation or engagement in sexual activity, particularly sexual intercourse, despite negative consequences. When I started laughing, she did not think it was funny. Yet today, that is where my current profile name was born.
What is a sex addict to you? How would you define one? Would you or have someone ever called you one?
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Latin, White, Asian, Black or Mixed .... we all have a preference.
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Posted:Sep 28, 2016 12:29 am
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Recently here on Senior Sizzle/Swinger central while chatting with the few friends online, it dawned on me that we all have a preference with our lover/sexual partners. While some (actually it seems many) of us have had more of a variety of partners varied in ethnicity, race, economic status and religious beliefs. Others may not have had such variation. What we personally find attractive, is what we have experienced through our personal and professional exposure.
If a woman here online does not want to respond to me, even if it is a friendly way and non-sexual interest, it is never taken by me personally. Not that they need to . It is not my business why they don't respond. It's their own personal decision.
It was over twenty (20) years ago, in my late 30's, the decision was made by me to stop dating black women. Yes, it may sound snobbish, bourgeois or even ridiculous to some (especially here in sex dating land) for a reasonably handsome and intelligent black man to make that kind of decision to stop dating my own race. It really has little to do with color and more to do with adopted values, in my career and friendships.
Many of the women in my family (also my ) are Black. My mother, baby sister, paternal aunt and many older extended cousins and god sister are all beautiful, funny, intelligent and successful Black women. The many Caucasian, Latin and Asian women in our family, through marriage, relationships and close family friendships are talented, creative and funny. Why as a young man, did my mom tell me that she felt her middle (me) would end up married inter-racially. Who knows, why she felt that way. It seems maybe our mothers do know best?
Being raised in South LA (Compton exactly) is a very mixed neighborhood in the Late 50's, growing up in the turbulent 60's and roaring 70s and watching the neighborhood / urban area change from the "white flight". Yes the Watts riots of 1965, the mandatory school busing in Los Angeles in the 70's. Looking back at the girls in my class at my neighborhood elementary school were more diverse in ethnicity (white, black, latin and japanese) and that changed, seemingly overnight, to having an almost all black and latin middle school (Jr. High - 7th, 8th and 9th grade) in the early 70s.
Maybe it was economic and not race related. Families with education and opportunities moved out of the urban areas into the suburbs. Yes, even a few black families we knew moved to far away places like Cerritos, Inglewood and even the San Fernando valley (now the porn capital of the world). My family, stayed on the block, although both parents and 3 of 4 grandparents were college educated (one set of grandparents lived next door). It is an idyllic life as a , if you had nothing to compare it to. Visiting the other grandparents a few times a month in a more "affluent" area and seeing different lifestyles, listening to different conversations, with different neighbors and also different problems opens your eyes.
The crucial high school years were spent in Mid Wilshire (now known as Koreatown) and miles away from my south LA neighborhood, due to the gang activities and shootings occurring. Spending my high school years with my peers, the young men and women, whom many of their parents also were college educated taught me that how you present yourself goes a long way. The girls (young women) were more cultured on the outside in public and more freaky in private. Sex, at least for me was far more available in the upper economic area(s) than in the urban areas that like my mom/dads area were more modes with their dalliances .
It makes me wonder if my sexual preferences were not just based on an image of women from TV and movies. Yes, Maryann was more desirable to me that Ginger. "That Girl", Marlo Thomas, Audrey Hepburn and Natalie Wood were all just stunning to me. That is what a beautiful woman who lived next door looked like. Why didn't the girls who lived next door look like that. That made me search even further away, not just distance but in economic and academic.
All these experiences help shape what it is we desire. Meeting one of my ex-girlfriends younger sister really helped me when I met her a week ago for lunch. The list of what my "perfect girl" looked like was tall (over 5'7") with a slim/athletic build with brunette hair or a strawberry blond with a sweet smile and who was college educated who could make me laugh.. She had to have an open mind (sexually) and willing to date outside of her race / religion and economic status. Yes it does seem shallow putting this in writing yet, it is amazing how these things work out.
Do you have a preference with your dating? Can you look back and see how that developed, or was it always your preference?
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Sex Toy Mishaps... has it happened to you?
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Posted:Sep 24, 2016 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2016 6:59 pm
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Not sure why my mind started wondering about a subject like this. As a man, any kind of sexual mishap could be painful, when using another flexible and soft human being as a partner. Imagine an inanimate object being used and something going wrong, badly wrong.
Okay before we get into any number of sex toy or possible sex toy injuries let me start by saying yes, a mishap has happened to me. My mind, while I am writing, is trying to rationalize and explain the circumstances. How not fun it is when your mind is trying to figure out the best way to explain the situation. Let me get right to it. It was a cock ring that caused my, not at the time, minor mishap.
My memory serves me well when it has to do with a dick injury. For me the memory of getting hit in the balls by a football when I was 12, being kicked in the groin when fighting at high school, having a Karen Cole (the candy girl at Montgomery Wards) fuck me hard and it felt like she broke my cock and made me scream in pain and put ice on it at a no-tell hourly motel at 19. yes this mind remembers all of my life's cock pain.
It was a true fucking nightmare for me when the cock ring incident happened. Having a relatively higher IQ, at least higher than my waist size, that IQ should have made me realize that condoms do come in multiple sizes, so a one size fits all cock ring was not a good idea. Not that this black cock hanging on my body is a monster cock or BBC, it seems (based on comments) to be a bit larger than average and little thicker (at least that is what has been said, but people lie when fucking..I know I have).
When Margaret (with the tight pussy - pacific islander, not that her nationality matters, her pussy is missed from time to time) was slurping my cock with her wet and mouth, taking it all the way in and out, she slipped the cock ring onto my hard black cock. While it felt strange that something other than her mouth was sliding down my hard cock, it felt like a pinch on the skin of my cock then this fucking unbearable pain when it came to rest seemingly at the same time on a blood vessel and at the base of where my dick attaches to my body!
My body almost curled into a ball. Margaret tried for a few minutes to get it off to no avail. The more painful it got, the tighter that god damn fucking cock ring got around my black cock. Even trying to think of other things, like puppy dogs, beautiful lakes, swimming in a calm lake or just meditating to get my cock soft did not help. My cock, even at this age is able to get a full erection and hold that erection for a while.
Long story short, for me it took coconut oil drizzled onto my pelvis and my cock to slip that fucking ring off. Trust me, today when my eyes even see a cock ring my cock goes limp. Back to my question. Have you ever had a sex toy mishap? Are you up to sharing what happened and maybe how someone else might benefit by not trying that?
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Sex in a car.... How many positions are there?
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Posted:Sep 22, 2016 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2019 12:24 am
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Last evening, well let me be perfectly clear and say late afternoon around 5:30 pm while walking down to Main Street from my apartment for a cup of tea and also to stretch my legs, my eyes caught a glimpse of a couple fucking in a car. Well, it is really their business and not mine.
Yet seeing a couple fucking in a car in my beach neighborhood is nothing new, usually every weekend you will find a couple or two making out, performing oral sex or even a hand job or two after the bars close here. Yet seeing two grown adult having sex, before sundown when they could visible be seen by families walking their dogs, headed to the tennis courts or even riding a bicycle was something new, at least to me.
Yes, of course this black cock has fucked a few women in my or their car in my lifetime. While many of those romps were in my teens or early twenties, a few in adulthood and even one a year or so ago in friends parking garage (she wanted to straddle and fuck me in the back seat in the back seat of new her Tesla S - at 3:00 am one morning). Never have I fucked where and possible families might have walked by.... I have had someone give me head while driving back from Disneyland, early evening on the 5 freeway. I have had a woman stroke my cock while standing next to her car at the Mall (block of orange) ..thank you Mindy from Corona Del Mar for that pleasure.
The two adults were in the passenger seat, she was straddling him and riding him good. The car was vibrating and rocking. Reminded me of the old bumper sticker from the 70s... "If you see this van rocking, don't bother knocking". It kind of shocked me that two adults might be so careless or so fucking horny they could not wait to fuck later at one of their homes or even rent a place locally for a few hours.
While finishing my walk to Starbucks, my mind started up; she must have been tiny to fit in the small car (older toyota camry early 2000's) and straddle him and then bounce up and down sliding her wet pussy on his hopefully healthy and hard cock. Then my mind wondered, how many possible positions are there when you are car fucking? Thank you google.... I actually looked up a few. Here we go:
1. Missionary - With a little knee bending and some manageable discomfort, the backseat of your standard sedan provides maybe enough room for two fully-grown adults to lie on top of one another. Messes are inevitable in tight spaces like this, so make sure you've applied a healthy coat of Scotchgard to the leather interior before getting going.
2. The Squat Thrust - Somewhere between standard missionary and the lap dance is the squat thrust, a way of wedging bodies diagonally across the back of a car's interior.
3. The Face-to-Face Spoon - If you have a wide backseat, this is the kind of sex possible to fuck your partner, hope your cock has some length to pull this off.
4. Side Saddle - This is one of those positions that's a little meh in the bedroom, but it's actually the most efficient use of space in the car. Just sit like you're a passenger facing forward and have your partner position themselves on your lap with their legs stretched out across the backseat.
5. Over-the-Console Oral (okay not fucking but still sex) - Let's really be careful out there. Getting a blow job while operating a motor vehicle has been done (I am raising my hand) remember taking your eye(s) off the road you might end up doing more than just damaging your penis. Park while getting blown behind the wheel. That is my PSA for the day.
6. The Love Seat - Think lap dance, only your sight line will involve shoulder blades instead of her breasts. Since she's facing forward.
7. The Leg-Up - This is all about getting in where you fit in, and those who are able to twist, shift, and turn will have the best car sex.
8. The Lap Dance - This one's pretty simple. Place your butt cheeks in the middle of the backseat and protect the back of your partner's head from hitting the dome light.
9. Doggy Style - Headroom is the obvious issue, but if you're that concerned with space and volume maybe you shouldn't be having sex in a damn car.
Remember, leg cramps (or three) are inevitable.
Have you ever had sex in a car and can you remember the position(s) you used? We would like to hear your stories too.....
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Casual Sex or Serious Monogamy?
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Posted:Sep 21, 2016 8:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2016 8:48 pm
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Last night, when I was heading to bed, Margaret, after getting out of the shower and heading home after our 30-40 minute romp asked me if I thought casual sex (like ours) was more fun that a serious and committed relationship. I laughed, since she was heading home and said it depends on the casual sex or serious relationship.
I wonder how people out in Senior Sizzle feel about that. Do you prefer a casual sexual relationship or a committed one?
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I won the lottery .... (joke of the day)
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Posted:Sep 20, 2016 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2016 2:10 pm
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A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts: "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery, I won the lottery!"
The wife says: "Honey, I don't understand. Slow down, I did not hear you clearly"
He says:" I won the lottery, I won the lottery...start packing!"
The wife says: "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the snow?"
He says: "I don't care. Just be out by noon."
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Do Guys Actually Reject Women Because They're Intimidated by Them?
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Posted:Sep 19, 2016 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2016 8:46 pm
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Yesterday, while I was attending the Arizona Cardinals game (against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers) in Glendale Arizona, I ran into a friend (Claudia) that used to live in Los Angeles. It is always nice to see people with whom you have known,enjoyed spending time with casually who have moved and you have lost touch.
We both had tickets in the club area of the stadium (and seemingly cool people we both attended the game with) so we had a couple of lounge areas in which to choose and to find a table to sit and talk for maybe 15 minutes and to try and catch up.
It seems when she moved in 2007 or 2008, her now ex-husband had been transferred to the Phoenix area for a job. They both made the decision and then moved the family to the desert for his job transfer. Subsequently, for whatever the reasons, she divorced him and decided to go it alone and stay. Claudia was always fun and bubbly at neighborhood functions. Even at school open houses she would be the goofy and fun parent all the loved and gravitated to. Her smile was infectious and generous. Her wit and humor second to none and she loved to laugh. Educated, errr highly educated. University of Pennsylvania, undergrad and a masters degree from UCLA in Business.
We were neighbors in Pacific Palisades, our attended the same elementary school and middle school, so I know a lot about her. She was never someone I would date, not because she was smart, intelligent, cute body and sexy..it was because she was married and lived less than 5 blocks away from my 's mothers house  !
We sat for a few minutes to catch up, and after we exchanged pleasantries and caught up on our like proud parents do, Claudia asked me about my dating life. She knew I was not with my 's mom and was single way back when. She told me she admired how I balanced my 's mom and kept things respectful. She shared that I always showed up without disrespect nor had I showed off publicly with any other women I was seeing.
Claudia told me about the issues she was having in and around the single life and dating arena in Phoenix. She has since started a consulting company (2009 or 2010) that sends her around the country and also a few other continents. She is a stunning brunette. Maybe 5'6 or 5'7, Jewish with the cute shapely body of a nubile woman 20 years younger. Smaller breasts, maybe a "B" cup. She was wearing her Larry Fitzgerald woman's jersey, in Red. It looked great on her, yet with her smile and friendliness anything looks attractive on her. I am just partial, since she is friendly and nice to me.
She told me the guy she was with was a friend and that she cannot find a decent guy to date over the age of 40! She told me about a few meet and greet "Tinder" and "Bumble" experiences that she never got a second call back for date. She shared her early Match and POF experiences,this right after her divorce and that age appropriate men would reach out, interact for a few emails and then dissipate into thin air. She mentioned she had expanded her range to Los Angeles, Orange and San Diego and has even flown out to meet guys on what she called dating weekends.
I asked Claudia a few questions on what she thought it might be. She told me that when men that she went out with, with find out that she is a funny, educated, financially self sufficient who also has common sense who is also cute they men seem to shrivel up / curl up in a ball and shut down. Her is a college graduate and lives in New York interning for a book editor, so a at home is not her issue. After her divorce from Marcus her ex hubby (he was always intense with out sense of humor - but I liked him too) She bought a condo in Scottsdale and recently an apartment in New York (where her stays) so she is not destitute or needy. This is not the first time a woman has confided in me about men and their actions or in this and other cases, lack of action.
I really wonder, do men (at least some of them) reject women when the men themselves feel intimidated? What do you think?
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Long time no see.... wished it were longer
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Posted:Sep 17, 2016 1:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2016 6:24 pm
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Today was not the greatest day. Maybe it should be restated differently. Today was a strange day.
First off my alarm went off and it seems that my fingers hit the off button instead of snooze for ten minutes. When one of my senses (not my common sense) realized my day was behind schedule, my body got into gear, showered, shaved and made it out the door only about 30 minutes behind my schedule...not bad. Then getting to my car, the range rover, it would not start. Fck. Don't panic I thought,then I walked to the street and jumped into my former daily driver now property management Volvo Wagon XC70. It cranked right up and away I went to my first appointment.
Later in the day, my ex...my daughters mother (my is 23 and now a Stanford grad!) texted me asking me to call her. Those calls/texts are usually not anything good, like a request for more money, a desire to borrow money or asking me to pay for something or they might also be about something truly that is not of any interest to me like wallpaper colors, paint swatches or even her day. Today was no different.
Her text and my subsequent returned call was a request for me to pay off her lease car. Laughing. To be clear, we (my 's mom and myself) have not lived together for over 15 years and closer to 16 years, although 1/2 of her mortgage payment is made by me monthly due to an agreement made to make sure my was not moved from house to house when she was in middle/high school. Of course after asking a few probing questions that answer was a resounding no. Yes, I am a mean ex.
By 3:00 pm today my mind was spent and body raw so maybe a late afternoon workout, Jacuzzi spa and then a shower might change it up at equinox...Based on my day, no. Ran into another ex-girlfriend and her new husband pulling up to the valet parking in his seemingly new Silver Rolls Royce two door with "suicide" style doors. Amazing. This was a woman who loved black cock (at least mine) and now is married to an overweight (so am I BTW) white guy who has to be at least his late 60s. It must work enough for her.
Tonight, I missed the Harvest moon due to overcast conditions here at the beach and decided to just say fck it and go to bed....voila, I am here in the early morning writing about my strange day yesterday.
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Joke of the day ....
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Posted:Sep 16, 2016 10:36 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2016 10:45 am
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A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and . The asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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Morning beach walk...
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Posted:Sep 16, 2016 9:32 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2020 12:08 pm
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This morning, my tired old body did not want to get out of bed and walk the 3+ miles to the pier and back. While this is a recurring theme in my life, yes sloth and just laziness are my default when it comes to waking up in the morning.
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151
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