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I won the lottery .... (joke of the day)  

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9/20/2016 2:09 pm

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9/20/2016 2:10 pm
I won the lottery .... (joke of the day)
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts: "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery, I won the lottery!"

The wife says: "Honey, I don't understand. Slow down, I did not hear you clearly"

He says:" I won the lottery, I won the lottery...start packing!"

The wife says: "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the snow?"

He says: "I don't care. Just be out by noon."

"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don’t have time.”

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