Glory Hole Cock Sucking Fun Time.
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Posted:Nov 15, 2009 11:09 am
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Have seen members posting things here in the group of what they like to do or what they are into. I am a big lover of Glory Hole meets. Simply put, a Glory Hole meet is where guys stand behind a wall and stick their cocks through a hole. Then the women kneel down and suck the guys cock not knowing who the guy is behind the wall, or the guy knowing who the woman is sucking them. Have been to many of these kind of meets, and each one had a big turn out, and had a big turn on to all there. Think a Glory Hole meet would be a great fun time for naughty groups to do. Share your thoughts to. Silly Sally.   
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Amusing Woman Thoughts.
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Posted:Nov 12, 2009 8:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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 Amusing Woman Thoughts.
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Do not start with me. You will not win.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
And last but not least:
Guys...If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. 
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Some Dumb Facts About Men.
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Posted:Oct 31, 2009 9:54 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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Some Dumb Facts About Men.
1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
12. If men got pregnant ....
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
14. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
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Confucis says.
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Posted:Sep 2, 2009 9:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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I ran acroos this and wanted to share it with all my friends. I got a laugh or two and hope you will to, Silly Sally.
Confucis Says.
"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."
"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."
"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"War not determine who right. War determine who left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs." 
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Hormone Hostage.
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Posted:Aug 26, 2009 9:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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Hormone Hostage.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Thought you would like this one, Silly Sally.
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Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce.
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Posted:Aug 18, 2009 7:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce.
1. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."
2. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.
3. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling Bitch" section is.
4. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.
5. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident.
6. She brings a date to couples counseling.
7. You just married Liza Minnelli.
8. He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed.
9. You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states.
10. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."
Got this from a friend and wanted to pass it on to my blog friends, Silly Sally.
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A Woman's Dictionary.
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Posted:Aug 5, 2009 11:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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This is a condensed Dictionary for women. Silly Sally.
A woman's dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a would wear...!
Park (park) v./n. Before , a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After , a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and . See also "tranquilizers."
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
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Important Instructions for Women.
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Posted:Aug 5, 2009 10:30 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2009 11:48 am
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These are some very important instructions for us group women. Got these from the Women's Instruction Guide. Silly Sally.
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".
Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
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Candy Bar Story & Challenge.
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Posted:Jul 31, 2009 9:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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My friend Denise, sent this two part candy bar story and challenge to me. I am now sharing it with you here at my blog. Think it's funny and something fun for us here at my blog to do. Silly Sally.
The Story.
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?"
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snickers and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"
Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.
She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too).
She screamed, "Oh, Cracker Jack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.
Well, I was giving' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later,
out popped a Baby Ruth.
The Game Challenge.
Take any of the Candy bar names on the list and create a sentence or a story.
1. Pay Day.
2. Mr. Good Bar.
3. Hershey.
4. Power house
5. Clark
5. 5th Avenue
6.Whopper
7.Sweettart
8.Krunch
9. Big Hunk
10. Dollar Bar
11. Tootsie Roll
12 UNO
13 Almond Joy
14. Mounds
15 Twix
16. Red Hots
17. Snickers
18 Krackle
19.Butter Finger
20 Kit Kat
21 Oh Henry
22 Peter Paul
23 Zagnuts
24 Milk Duds
25 Mars
26 Milky Way
27 M&M
28 Chicklets
29 Reese’s Pieces
30. Zero
31 Lifesavers
32. Whatchamacallit
33. Bit O'Honey
34. Juicyfruit
35. Cracker Jack
36. Three Musketeer’s
37. Ding Dong
38. Rocky Road
39. Peanut Butter Cup
40. Good N Plenty
41. Starburst
42. Chunky
43. Wrigley
44. Baby Ruth
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USA - Iraq Gun Control Fact,
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Posted:Jul 23, 2009 9:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: "The US should pull out of Washington, DC."
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Red on Friday to support our troops.
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Posted:Jul 4, 2009 11:46 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2009 9:30 pm
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Wear Red On Fridays To Support Our Troops.
My husband Captain Melvin is serving with the Army overseas and will be home later on this year. A friend sent this article to me and I want to share it with all my group friends. Sally.
Red On Friday's.
Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority." We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing.
Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -- and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that ... every red-blooded American who supports our men and women a far, will wear something red.
By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every
Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends, and family, it will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent" majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.
The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make things better for you?" is. "We need your support and your prayers." Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example, and wear something red every Friday.
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Flashing at Walmart.
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Posted:Jul 2, 2009 7:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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Flashing at Walmart.
Had quite a comical experience shopping at Walmart. It was a nice hot day and I decided to go shopping. So I got in my car and drove to a few stores, then on the way home I stopped at Walmart to pick up a few items. Got out of my car, walked in the store, grabbed me a shopping cart and proceeded down the aisles a happy woman shopper. After a few minutes I happened to notice two guys who seemed to be following me. Every time I went to anther aisle they happened to appear on the same aisle after me.
Soon I was thinking, are these guys following me, or is it just a coincidence they are always on the same aisle that I'm on. I continued shopping and then noticed I was getting strange looks from some shoppers who passed by me. At this time I began to think what the crap is going on here. Then a woman clerk came up to me and said. Excuse me ma'am, your skirt is caught above your waist and your showing your legs and your thong from the rear. I reached my hand around and sure enough my skirt was jacked way up high. I pulled it down and thanked the woman clerk for letting me know. Then I noticed the two guys were gone, and I got no more strange looks. So I finished my shopping and went home. Yes, it's true I flashed at Walmart.
Anyone else had a flash experience they witnessed or did? Silly Sally.
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PMS stands for:
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Posted:Apr 28, 2009 10:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 10:36 pm
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PMS stands for:
1. Permissible Man-Slaughter.
2. Preposterous Mood Swings.
3. Punish My Spouse.
Post yours to share to, Silly Sally.
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