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Blogs > salmel02 > Silly Sally's Friends Fun Blog

Confucis says.  

salmel02 57M/52F
382 posts
9/2/2009 9:32 am
Confucis says.

I ran acroos this and wanted to share it with all my friends. I got a laugh or two and hope you will to, Silly Sally.

Confucis Says.

"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."

"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"War not determine who right. War determine who left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"

"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."

leegs699 58M
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9/17/2009 12:38 pm

 #4..Good One!!!


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