Dirty Difference
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Posted:Nov 4, 2012 6:51 am
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What’s the difference between a and a bitch?
Whores fuck everyone at the party, bitches fuck everyone at the party except you!
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Three Kings
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Posted:Nov 4, 2012 6:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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Little Mitt was sitting in class when the teacher asked him “Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people’s lives?” To which little Mitt replied "Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-kong" !
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;Magic Trick
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Posted:Nov 3, 2012 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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"Can you show me a magic trick?", asked the girl.
"Sure. Hop on my lap."
"O.k."
"No hands used!" He holds up his hands. "Do you feel a finger moving in? "
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In the Forest
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Posted:Nov 3, 2012 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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A couple had sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man got up and said, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman replied, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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naughty joke, versauter Witz
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Posted:Oct 9, 2012 3:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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"Mama, I'm pregnant!"
"How could i happen? I told you, if a man touches your breasts, shout "DON'T!" And if he touches between you legs, shout "STOP IT!"
"Mama, he was touching both regions at once. So I shoutet 'DON'T STOP IT!'"
"Mama, ich bin schwanger."
"Wie ist das möglich? Ich hab dir doch gesagt, wenn ein Mann deine Brüste rührt, rufe 'NICHT', und wenn er zwischen deine Beine greift, schrei 'AUFHÖRn!'."
"Mama er hat beides zugleich gemcht, da hab ich 'NICHT AUFHÖREN! geschrien."
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At the nun convent
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Posted:Oct 7, 2012 11:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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The head nun tells the convent "Last night, I found something terrible in one of the sister's rooms."
99 voices "Oh no"
1 voice "He, he"
"A condom!" explained the head nun.
99 "Oh no"
1 "He, he"
"And I made a hole in it!"
1 "Oh no"
99 "He, he"
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nutzloser Witz :))
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Posted:Oct 7, 2012 11:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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"Mama, du hast auf Papa gesessen und bist auf- und abgehüpft."
"Das mach ich, um die Luft rauszupressen, Papa ist doch dick."
"Mama, das nützt nichts, die Nachbarin bläst ihn immer wieder auf!"
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dreckige Witze
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Posted:Oct 7, 2012 1:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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Das Kind fragt Mutti:
"Stimmt es, daß die Störche Kinder bringen?"
"Aber ja."
"Und wer fickt dann die Störche?"
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"Warum höre ich nie was, wenn Du einen Orgasmus hast?"
"Weil Du dann nie zu Hause bist!"
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Punctuation
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Posted:Sep 22, 2012 8:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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An English professor wrote, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
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Smart Reply
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Posted:Sep 22, 2012 8:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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In the airplane: "Do you want dinner?"
"What's my choice?"
"Yes and no."
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Bad Reflections
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Posted:Sep 5, 2012 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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I don't understand why people stare at me. Whenever someone shouts "Go fuck yourself!" I do reply "With you it's more fun!" 
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Dirty Thoughts
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Posted:Sep 5, 2012 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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Why don't people live up to their words? I mean, how many told me "Fuck you!" and how few of them really did? 
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Gynecologist Joke
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Posted:Aug 30, 2012 12:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 2:1 pm
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The young pretty wife told her gynecologist that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.
"I'm sure we’ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.
"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."
"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.
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