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Blogs > makesupregnant > Conceive pregnancy & adult fun

naughty joke, versauter Witz  

makesupregnant 55M
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10/9/2012 3:04 am
naughty joke, versauter Witz


"Mama, I'm pregnant!"
"How could i happen? I told you, if a man touches your breasts, shout "DON'T!" And if he touches between you legs, shout "STOP IT!"
"Mama, he was touching both regions at once. So I shoutet 'DON'T STOP IT!'"

"Mama, ich bin schwanger."
"Wie ist das möglich? Ich hab dir doch gesagt, wenn ein Mann deine Brüste rührt, rufe 'NICHT', und wenn er zwischen deine Beine greift, schrei 'AUFHÖRn!'."
"Mama er hat beides zugleich gemcht, da hab ich 'NICHT AUFHÖREN! geschrien."

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