How to read a women
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Posted:Sep 2, 2009 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2009 9:12 am
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Here's another interesting guide to have. How about a lip reader to tell if she's in the mood.
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The ugly truths about guys
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Posted:Sep 5, 2009 8:32 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2009 6:20 pm
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This post is in response to a post i read on xinyue76's blog. I don't agree with some of her views in her recent post about guys.
So here's my take from a truly authentic man.
Her: 9/2/2009 1:08 pm
1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
Me : Guys are emotional. It takes us a lot longer than you think to let you go because we are nursing our bruised egos. Give us another hot babe back to back and we'll be absolutely fine.
Her: Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
Me : Guys flirt around all day, and before they sleep, they think about their conquest and their next move.
Her : Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
Me : Agree to a certain extend. We like a woman's smile. We may go crazy over a woman's seductive smile if we're into them. But we definitely puke when we're not into them.
Her : Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
Me : Authentic men don't have to do anything and girls will still notice them.
Her : Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
Me : Only insecure guys hate it. Authentic men listen to understand their woman better.
Her : A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
Me : We hope you talk to more guys so you know how good we are.
Her : Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Me : Aren't we all the same? How do you reassure a man? Give him good emotionally charged sex and blow his mind every time.
Her : Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.
Me : Agree.
Her : Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
Me : Thank god you didn't bored me with what is not important.
Her : Girls are guys' weaknesses.
Me : I hate to admit it, but GOOD/Great sex are guys' weaknesses
Her : If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
Me : Women need someone to listen to them. They don't need any advice when they share their problem. Guys don't tell you their problem. If they do, they must have assume you can solve it. eg: sympathy sex, financial woes, hook up with a friend of yours etc.
Her : A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
Me : Quite true
Her : Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
Me : Really?
Her : Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
Me : He must be a loser.
Her : If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
Me : Another loser.
Her : If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
Me : Be glad we are comfortable to feel like that in your presence even without sex. We don't usually, other than after a satisfying orgasm.
Her : When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
Me : He's going crazy about his failure to bed her yet.
Her : When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'
Me : " please leave me alone ", we are still being polite and considerate. We absolutely need to retreat to our cave. It could escalate to " fuck off and leave me alone will you " if you continue to probe.
Her : Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
Me : Guys talk about sex with girls more than girls talk about sex with guys openly.
Her : A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
Me : Don't be crazy. We can never read a woman's mind. And I wouldn't want to. I will be so freaking overwhelm. And I certainly won't give up my right or left nut for that which can never be comprehend.
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What are ladies here looking for?
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Posted:Nov 4, 2009 8:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2010 10:55 am
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Humor me if you will ladies....
Just what are you looking for in your companion? A women of high expectation commented recently on my Revelations Scam Ban me if you want that we have to have the height, looks, shape, status and belongs to a special race
So if anyone is kind enough to share....
What height? Based on whose benchmark?
What looks? Comparing with who?
What shape? All human have form and shape don't we?
What status????
And especially... what is a special race? According to who???
Please understand that I am NOT COMPLAINING below, rather, I am learning and discovering as you share your views....
After 52 views of my profile last 2 months,
With 34 matching view and 8 winks in the last 30 days
No woman has initiated an email.
Either all of them didn't like what they read or see....
Or am I missing something here?
That brings me to the question....
Do women here initiates when they see someone that draws their attention? Or do most women not? ( It's a promise... absolutely no judgement, just curious )
I have the 8 qualities of a perfect companion...
Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Passionate
Energetic
Naughty
Interesting
Sensitive
and in short B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
What am I lacking?
In life....
Do you look for obstacles???
Or do you look for magic ???
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Revelations.. Scam - Ban me if you want
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Posted:Nov 1, 2009 10:24 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2009 12:00 pm
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The frickin truth is finally revealed. I'm letting the cat out of the bag. This may get me ban, but I don't give a damn fuck under the tuscanny sun or the mojave desert what the repercussions will be.
A month ago, I set up 3 other profiles on this site. The fun was to see how different profiles attract attention and possible mates.
1) A 30 year young ( ok looking dude pic ) " you can expect his every move " romantic man who loves poetry and what not.
2) A 22 year young " hot looking babe with strategically taken bodyshots in profile pictures " who boast of high self esteem and high self worth, with hints of proud aloofness and arrogance in her intro
3) A 35 year young ( with no pic ) " I'm just a simple gurl lookin for someone nice to have fun " ... hoovering on the edge of desperation for some man to reach her and come to her rescue.
And 1 frickin month later, it's pretty obvious who's getting all the mails and attention.
1) Man - No person viewed him
No mails received except fm Senior Sizzle about some naughty dress
contest
2) 22yr babe - Quite a lot of views, probably because of the
profile picture.
- Some emails
3) 35 yr woman - Tons of emails asking to meet, exchange numbers, msn id and such. Asking for face shot when they themselves offers none. Come on guys... when you have no value to give, how do you expect to receive???
For all the MEN looking for same night lay ( that was what Senior Sizzle suggested right? Meet real sex partners tonight! ) .....
Here is an interesting or should I say absolutely great to know fact.
A reality check for all....ready?
As of 1 Oct 2009 when i set the profiles.....
Only in Singapore ......
Only in the category Men looking for women : erotic chat, 1 on 1 sex, discreet relationship....... There were in excess of 212,000 such men seeking.
Only in the category Women looking for men : erotic chat, 1 on 1 sex, discreet relationship ..... There were..... under 3000 such women.
Are we making any sense? Do you see any light at the end of the tunnel if you are a man?
Hey, I'm not even going to go into the other categories. I'm not even going into the details that out of the " 3000 " or so women, how many fakes are there from the people of Senior Sizzle putting up fake pictures to urge you to upgrade.
Want proof? Kool.... I was a silver member when i joined on 29 Aug 09 - 28th Oct. ( I would have stop after 1 month but never knew they do automatic renewals until I'm charged ). And the moment I did not renew my subscription, I get winks from hot babes ( from Oct 29 to 2 Nov ) 5 such occurences, all indicating they are new and I should be a GOLD member to contact them. One of these picture of a 21 year brunette was sent to me more than a month ago with a different user name. And I've seen her pic on the homepage with yet another different username. I don't call it coincidence... I call it SCAM!
Do the math guys....
Assuming there are really 3000 women searching...
Every 70 man has to vie for the attention of 1 woman
It's 70 to 1.
If you put in the 80/20 rule.....
ie: you are looking at the 20% of women that interest you
What are your odds of getting connected as 80% of 212000 are trying to get the attention of that 20% of 3000?
170000 for 600. Or 283 men vying for 1 women.
So why in the fantasy dream world am I still here? Hey, this is one place I can blog uninhibited. Pen my thoughts and offend some people I don't really want to elsewhere. This is one place I can express " I'm horny tonight " and like minded people don't look at me like I'm an abnormal sex pervert. Not that I care in the real world but it does affect my business and profession if I do so.
I do admit I came into the scene searching for 1 sex partner that we can take like a recreational sport for release. One regular partner who mutually knows our needs and preference, who can connect in many other ways, is better than sex with strangers every other time, in my opinion.
Hey, if you already found and know the shortest way to work, do you still go by a longer way for no reason? If you know the hot buttons to sexual bliss, fulfillment, contentment and mindblowing orgasms, do you still want to take the wrong route and end up frustrated???
I'm very much a road warrior as I am a keyboard warrior. And to all the guys out there who only stays behind the keyboard hoping to find love or sex, I'd say get out there and find some real action.
And to those who are here for other reasons... like yours truly, so be it. This is a Haven for women. Come forth knowing what to expect, so you won't end up frustrated and gave up on women. Know your odds, and understand that you pretty much stand a greater chance in the real world.
And to receive, you have to first give. Like I read somewhere before.... if you have a choice... do you choose to
1. Give Love
2. Receive Love
3. Make Love
The right answer is to GIVE LOVE, and the other two will come naturally.
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How many partners??? Who gives a shit???
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Posted:Oct 31, 2009 11:06 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2010 11:08 am
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I read with amusement a dear blogger's ( sexyvoize ) post on "How many partners" she gets asked all the time. And how it bothers her why men ask the question all the time.
Who gives a shit how many really? Do women keep count of how many men they slept with?
I'd like to assume we only remember the ones worth remembering don't we? The ones that took us on a journey to bliss haven. To a forbidden sacred place we've never even knew exist.
I don't give a shit how many men my partner sleep with. I'm more interested how I can lead and fly them on my magic carpet, on an adventure to the kingdom of orgasm galore.
I'm not interested if they have had great sex before. I'm only interested how I can steer them to the direction where their emotional floodgates will burst wide open like an over blown, over stretched balloon that can no longer contain more air except bursting.
I'm only interested if they reach a state of uncontrollable unstoppable emotional release that they have been so deprived of, when they feel so space out, with glazed eyes and perhaps even tears and sobs ( it happens to some lucky women ), that they feel so in the moment of inner peace and connectness with me as one. That when I gaze into their adoring eye... it tells a story they've never once told.
Great is the lover that gives you an orgasm.
Accomplished is the lover that adds a dash of desire, a pinch of passion and spoonful of affection.
Enlightened is the one that elevates you to your feminine vulnerability. Emotionally in touch and connected to your true self. To who you really are at the very core essence of your being a woman.
I know that to the select few I'm attracted to, I leave them a better person than they ever was. That an imprint was emotionally carved, like an exquisite piece of bodyart from a 1000 needles, somewhere in their hearts, filling a void. That even if we're no longer together, they will remember me and our little adventure.
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Posted:Oct 11, 2009 12:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2009 7:42 am
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With that "I'm still a virgin" phrase still up in my head, I'm reminded of the time when I myself was " still a virgin " .
I remember sharing that in my nerdy school days to a girl I adore, she look at me with disdain and disbelief, and said " OMG, get lost little boy ". That hurts.
On my second attempt on another school beau some months later, I thought we chat quite well and when the topic of sex came up, I shyly said that "I'm still a virgin".... to which she took a second look at me from top to bottom and said " I'm not at all surprise, I'm sure you are ". How did she know???
And a " big brother " insisted that I should break my virginity as soon as possible so that I can be a real man. He suggested bringing me to a , and said that I will even get a red packet from the for breaking my virginity.
He brought me to keong saik street in chinatown, and while I scan the buffet of scantily clad women ready to " give me an ang pow ", my heart was beating like I had just injected a syringe of adrenalin directly into it.
With my overloaded testosterone building to a boiling point, I imagine finally being able to be liberated from being coined a " virgin boy ".
And just as I summon up enough courage to make an approach, a mature lady probably in her early forties sashay passed me and said " xiao di di, ni xia mien yo mao ma ?? "
To date, I'm glad I was too chicken to take up my " big brother's " suggestion.
How to decode the age of women in 40s
40 - 43 : They say "I just pass 40"
44 - 46 : They say " I'm in my early 40s "
48 - 49 : They say " I'm in my 40s "
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Predicament - Will you have sex with a virgin?
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Posted:Oct 10, 2009 11:33 pm
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2009 11:27 pm
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"I am still a virgin" .... I heard those words gate crashing out of the blue from my filipino part time maid two days ago. What were we thinking.... or talking.... that leads to that shocking revelation???
Shocking because she is by no means considered the ordinary 8 out of 10 plain jane filipina maid looks. Good dress sense, desirable athletic body and a rather wild exotic look thanks to her mexican-filipino parentage. How could it be that at 28, she's still ignorant of what she's missing for at least the past 10 years or more???
I had to confess I find her quite attractive. My logical brain assures me it is not wise to risk the possibility of being blackmail in some ways if I so decide to make a move. That the bond should be strictly boss/employee or at most friends.
My animal brain tells me she's been inviting me the past months with her suggestive words, dressing and actions. I must be a fucking celibate monk to not make a move.
The predicament is not whether I will be rejected if I choose to get intimate. It's not that much because she is a maid, for I've always treated her as a friend with respect who helps out at the house.
But the real predicament was the recent revelation that she's still a virgin! If that's a lie, than her plans and traps had unfortunately backfired.
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The orgasm of a lifetime.
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Posted:Sep 24, 2009 9:38 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2009 11:27 pm
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Wow….It’s been an exhilarating 4 days after I did that thingy…… my body, mind and soul were still emanating the afterglow of that surrealistic moment. 
That which felt almost like the after effects of a phenomenal full blown whole body orgasm, that some women were able to experienced for days. The unmistakably serene and tranquil sensation lingers on......and on.......and on...........consuming me in my thoughts as it does my soul. Ever felt like this before?
Do you believe in Numerology? In the significance of numbers in our life? Before you jump to a hasty conclusion, consider the following....
1)If and when you are buying a new car, do you want or look out for a nice number?
2)When buying a house, does it makes a difference if it is No. 38 or No. 44? Assuming they are both a mirror image except for the number.
3)When you get a new mobile phone, do you pick the most eyes catching number or a number that resonates with you? Or do you just tell the salesperson “any number will do, doesn’t matter”?
4)What about if you were in a contest? Do you want to be 1st or last, or 2nd last? If numbers doesn’t really matter, you wouldn’t mind being last would you? For they are nothing but just numbers.
I’d like to suggest that to some extent, numbers plays an integral part in our life. Why will anyone be conscious about their age, birth date, vital statistics etc…. if these numbers does not mean anything to them?
Most cultures believes that what you do, dress, think, say and eat on the first day of the New Year can affect what is to come in the coming year. And it is traditionally important what you do or not do on that 1st day of the year, for it comes only once a year........ What if..............it is not once a year but once in a lifetime?
That’s right, at exactly 20:09pm on the 20th of Sep 2009. For me, that was a very significant ONE minute of a lifetime. When the numbers 2009 collided and synchronized 3 times for exactly 60 seconds. In the astral realm, the sequence of numbers ending with 9, multiplies by 3 in its totality, would have signify eternity, infinity and beyond.
Precisely why I chose to be very careful and selective of what my thoughts and acts are at exactly that moment in time.
As I sat all alone, in peace and quiet, in a designated and specifically chosen spot, in my pitched dark 1500sf of living space I call home, nothing seems to exist except for the constant illuminating glow of a lit candle; I couldn’t help but soaked in the ethereal cosmic presence seemingly floating around me. If there is such a thing as a spiritual buffet, this must be one profound transcendental moment.
I am in the belief that intentions and thoughts emote and put forth at exactly that moment to the universe shall have a magnifying effect. That our vibrational energy expressed during those 60 seconds shall propagates the cosmic plane, barring time and space, with such intensity that our intentions can and will manifest when the time is right.
So there I was, being present, centered to my soul. No debilitating thoughts of the past, no hopes about the future, just being present at the moment. The fabric of my ego fades into the distance, naked and bare was my deepest innermost soul. And in my “magnificent persona” archetype moment, I sent forth my inherent intentions and thoughts to the great universe.
Paradoxical as it may sound, I knew with bone crushing certainty that the manifestation of my intent shall only be a matter of time. It is this strange feeling of being in the KNOWING. I wish I have more of that feeling in my life. And when I finally open my eyes again, it was 20:18. Exactly 9 mins later… and I wouldn’t call it coincidental that I have such infinity with the number 9 to justify its frequent apparitions in my life.
What about you? What were you doing at 20:09 on 20th Sep 2009?
Fret not, the good news is, the next 9 will be here in another 100 years ( 2109 )
Oh, and I did finally do something I vowed to myself and my close friends all these years…..that I will do before I breath my last. What better time than this remarkable day, to have it forever etched in my memory.
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The Sex Vow
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Posted:Sep 19, 2009 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2010 11:10 am
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I've been called a lot of names. At the very beginning, I was called a virgin. And for a while I was a newbie. Consider it right to say I was able to fumble through a basketful of should-nots during this infancy phase.
Then comes the passable , a phase where I was doing a lot of exploring. What works and what won't. What prolongs and what expedite. What could intensify and amplify, and what would be considered mediocre.
But that was such a long time ago it seems medieval. And here's what I vow NEVER to EVER do again in my encounters with women. I'll call it my sex vow.
I Surreal Tantra, vow to :
 Kiss first. Not heading straight for the main course. The only place my hands should be is on her neck and above. Till she show me the signs to proceed.
To kiss the way she likes it. It's not difficult to find out how she likes it. Consider it safe to say most women do not need me to floss their teeth with my tongue or try to impress her how fast I can flicker and how deep it can go. At least not in her mouth.
 To be clean shave. When I have a porcupine strap on my chin raking across her face and thighs repeatedly, it's not pleasure but pain. It's not passion but avoidance from her. To be trim and neat. Its not sexy or sensual to have pubic hairs tickling her nose or have her spitting them out when she's there.
 Not blowing too hard in her ear. Some idiots in school used to tell me girls like it. There is a difference between an erotic whisper, a sensual hum or a masculine grunt as compared to extinguishing the candles on my 40th birthday cake.
Not to ignore other parts of her body. Besides peaks and valleys and tunnels, every other inch of the female anatomy deserve tender loving care.
happyf; To treat both her breasts with equal respect and attention.
a)Not to be bias with one over the other.
b)Not to squeeze it like testing melons for ripeness.
c)No to bite her nipples like I'm trying to deflate her breast. d)Not to focus entirely on her nipples as she does have a whole breast. The top, the sides, the undersides and the areas around the nipple needs special loving too.
e)Not to twiddle her nipples voraciously like fine tuning a radio station.
;!; Not to touch her where she is most sensitive, until she's so moist and ready she begs me, or threaten to kill me if I don't.
happym; Not to be too obsess and impatient with gaining entry to her love canal like a dentist performing a root canal. For when it is really time, she will yearn for my royal entrance with open arms, open soul, and even forcibly me if I don't.
>>! Not to go too fast too soon. She don't need an industrial precision power tool in her. She needs to built up the momentum and intensity. To amplify every trust like it takes an eternity to completely fill her up and withdraw.
 Not to come too soon. ( Needless to say ). And not coming soon enough. Humping for an hour makes me feel like a sex god, but it makes her a sore and numb vagina. She don't need a marathon man.
 Never to ask her if she has come. Its like asking if she has just farted. She can never fake a real one and there's no such need.
\8 Never to nudge her head down. It's like a cavemen dragging his captive to his cave by her hair. Women hate to be forced into a eyeball-to-penis position. She will do so if and when she wants to.
Not taking reference and etiquette advice from porn movies. Not all women love a facial or have it all over their body. In reality, it could mean more laundry.
;!; Attempting anal and pretending it was an accident. That was such a cliche excuse.
 Not to thank her. It is not a charity event or a sympathy fuck. I shall always consider it my gift to her and our blessings to experience such a wonderful experience together.
The man who fails at sex is the one who goes about looking for women to make him feel good about himself.
The man who succeeds at sex is the one who goes about making women feel good about themselves.
So what do you think? I'd love to hear your views
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A survival kit to messenging online
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Posted:Sep 19, 2009 2:03 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2009 7:02 am
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Firstly I must confess I'm still a virgin when it comes to messenging on Senior Sizzle. And I'm not so much a fan of messenging on any other platform, preferring to blog, read or please myself in other ways. 
But it seems to be one of the primary resource members get to initiate anything here. Listed below are probably some of the abbreviations that is good to know. Do i use them much? Nope, just found it.
@TEOTD – At The End Of The Day
^5 – High Five
^URS – Up Yours
.02 – Your (or my) two cents worth
121 – One to one
143 – I love you
14AA41 – One for All and All for One
182 – I hate you
20 – Location
2G2B4G – Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT – Too Good To Be True
2moro – Tomorrow
2nite/29 – Tonight
2U2 – To You Too
411 – Information
420 – Marijuana
4COL – For Crying Out Loud
4EAE – For Ever And Ever
4ever – Forever
4Q – Fuck You
5FS 5 Finger Salute
8 – Oral sex
86 – to get rid of
A/S/L/P – Age/sex/Location/Picture
A3 – Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AB – ass Backwards
ABITHIWTITB – A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ADAD – Another Day Another Dollar
ADIH – Another Day In Hell
ADIP – Another Day In Paradise
ADN – Any Day Now
AFDN – Any Fucking Day Now
AFIAA – As Far As I Am Aware
AFT – About Fucking Time
AKA or a.k.a. – Also Known As
AMF – Adios Mother Fucker
AML – All My Love
ASAFP – As Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAMOF – As A Matter Of Fact
ASAYGT – As Soon As You Get This
ASLMH – Age/sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB – Ain’t That A bitch
AWOL – Absent Without Leave
AYCE – All You Can Eat
B4N – Bye For Now
BAMF – Bad ass Mother Fucker
BBAMFIC-- Big Bad ass Mother Fucker In Charge
BD-- Big Deal
BFD --Big Fucking Deal
BITD --Back In The Day
BJ --Blow Job
BKA --Better Known As
BM-- Bite Me
BMF-- Bad Mother Fucker
BMGWL-- Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF --Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA-- Bite Me On The ass
BS --Bullshit
BSAAW --Big Smile And A Wink
BSEG – Big shit-Eating Grin
BT – Bite This
BTDT – Been There Done That
BTFO – Back The Fuck Off (or Bend The Fuck Over)
BTHOOM – Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BYOB – Bring Your Own Bottle (or Bring Your Own Beer)
C4N – Ciao For Now
CBF – Can’t Be Fucked
CBJ – Covered Blow Job
CM – Call Me
CMAP – Cover My ass Partner
CMIW – Correct Me if I’m Wrong
CMU – Crack Me Up
CRAFT – Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing
CRS – Can’t Remember shit
DBABAI – Don’t Be A bitch About It
DDSOS – Different Day, Same Old shit
def – Definitely
DGA – Don’t Go Anywhere
DGT – Don’t Go There
DGYF – Damn Girl You’re Fine
DHYB – Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIC – Drunk In Charge
DILLIGAD – Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS – Do I Look Like I Give A shit
DKDC – Don’t Know Don’t Care
DUM – Do You masturbate?
DURS – Damn You Are sexy
DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?
DWPKOTL – Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DYHAB – Do You Have A Boyfriend
E123 – Easy as One, Two, Three
EG – Evil Grin
EL – Evil Laugh
ESAD – Eat shit And Die
ESADYFA – Eat shit And Die You Fucking ***hole
ESEMED – Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESMF – Eat shit Mother Fucker
F2F – Face-to-Face
FO – Fuck Off
FOAD – Fuck Off And Die
FOL – Fond of Leather
FOS – Full Of shit
FU2 – Fuck You Too
FUBAR – Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB – Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUJIMO – Fuck You Jack I’m Movin’ On
FUM – Fucked Up Mess
FWB – Friends With Benefits
G1 – Good One
G4I – Go For It
G4N – Good For Nothing
GAL – Get A Life
GALGAL – Give A Little Get A Little
GAP – Got A Picture (of yourself)?
GDI – God Damn It
GFF – Go Fucking Figure
GFI – Go For It
GFON – Good For One Night
GFY – Go Fuck Yourself
GMAB – Give Me A Break
GMAFB – Give Me A Fucking Break
GMTA – Great Minds Think Alike
GNOC – Get Naked On Cam
GTFO – Get The Fuck Out
GTFOOH – Get The Fuck Out Of Here
GYHOOYA – Get Your Head Out Of Your ass
GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
H4U – Hot For You
HAGD – Have a Great Day
HAGO – Have A Good One
HAND – Have a Nice Day
HBB – Hip Beyond Belief
HMFIC – Head Mother Fucker In Charge
HSIK – How Should I Know
IDC – I Don’t Care
IDGAF – I Don’t Give A Fuck
IDK I Don’t Know
IIT – Is It Tight?
IITLYTO – If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?
INBD – It’s No Big Deal
INMP – It’s Not My Problem
INNW – If Not Now, When
IWSN – I Want sex Now
IYD – In Your Dreams
J/O – Jerking Off
J4F – Just For Fun
J4G – Just For Grins
JDI --Just Do It
KIR-- Keep It Real
KISS --Keep It Simple Stupid
KMA --Kiss My ass
KMFHA-- Kiss My Fat Hairy ass
KWSTA --Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
LDR --Long Distance Relationship
LF --Let’s Fuck
LFTI --Looking Forward To It
LHOS --Lets Have Online sex
LMAO --Laughing My ass Off
LMFAO-- Laughing My Fucking ass Off
LMIRL-- Let’s Meet In Real Life
LONH --Lights On, Nobody Home
M4C --Meet for Coffee
MA --Mature Audience
MIRL-- Meet In Real Life
MOOS-- Member Of The Opposite sex
N1 --Nice One
NAB --Not A Blonde
NADT-- Not A Damn Thing
NFW-- No Fucking Way
NSTLC-- Need Some Tender Loving Care
Q2C-- Quick To cum
RU/18-- Are You Over 18?
RUMORF --Are You Male OR Female?
RUUP4IT-- Are You Up For It?
SCNR --Sorry, Could Not Resist
SH --shit Happens
SMB ---Suck My Balls
SOH --Sense Of Humor
SOMY --Sick Of Me Yet?
SOS --Same Old shit
SSDD --Same shit Different Day
STFU --Shut The Fuck Up
TILII --Tell It Like It Is
US-- You Suck
WGAFF --Who Gives A Flying Fuck
WTF --What The Fuck
WTGP-- Want To Go Private (private chat room)?
WTH-- What The Heck or What the Hell
WTMI --Way Too Much Information
WTSDS --Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WU --What’s Up
WUF --Where You From?
YDKM-- You Don’t Know Me
So, WUF? A/S/L/P. IWSN A3 ADN, do u NSTLC? GALGAL. MOOS LF ASAFP. I'm GFON IMEZRU? I'll be 2G2B4G. BM ASAYGT. EG
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How to impress a man?
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Posted:Sep 17, 2009 6:37 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2009 8:58 am
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To Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
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Women... Are you guilty of this?
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Posted:Sep 10, 2009 7:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2009 9:24 am
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It has been said for the gozillionth time that men are visual and
women are emotional.
All it takes for men to get turn on are some seductive cock-teasing gestures and winks, scantily clad pieces and strategic suggestive poses by his woman.
But women, being the emotional creature that they are, takes a helluva ton more of efforts by their man to be hypnotized into the right mood.
So the story goes with this girl I was with some time back. One
night, as I lay in bed, I watched her glide out of the bathroom
with her luminous come-lick-me-all-over lingerie, comfortably
snuggles herself in bed next to me.
Though I was reading some heavy stuffs, I was imminently distracted by her sensual inviting scent and sexy silhouette curves under the lazy dim light.
And as we were exchanging passionate wet kisses, amorously entangled in warm embrace, in the sea of comfy cushy pillows and silky luscious bed sheets, she stop me abruptly where my inquisitive hands had incessantly wandered..... and said
" I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me ".
And before I could use my real head to think about her sudden reaction, she utter the words that most men on the planet would rather not hear......
" You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man right now "
And went on to respond to my puzzled looks with
" Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
WOW!!! Sounds familiar ladies???
Realizing that perhaps it was her time of the month, that it was
just simply not going to happen tonight, I hold her close and
whispered sweet nothings in the most consolatory manner i could
muster before we ceaselessly drifted off to sleep.
The next day, I chose to cast everything else aside and dedicate
my time exclusively to her needs. We went for a jog in the beach,
had a nice sumptuous breakfast. Went home to shower and laze
for a while before proceeding out to town for lunch and some
heavy shopping.
We ended up in this huge shopping mall and she tried out several
different expensive outfits. Women, as usual have difficulties deciding which one to get, so I suggested she get them all.
Next she wanted shoes to compliment her new clothes and I suggested getting a pair for each outfit. I could feel her trying to contain her excitement with my unusually favorable suggestions and my over eagerness to be involve in her shopping. ( Something she know is just not me )
Then we headed to look at the bags and she was eyeing this in-
my-opinion exorbitantly overprice bag with a price tag that she
knew would raise my eyelids/eyeballs and lower my bank balance
substantially.
I guess she was really testing me and so I said,
" that's fine angel, it looks outrageously f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s on you with your new clothes "
I suppose she was emotionally near to an orgasm with my comments and encouragements. I could detect the glee and sparkle in her eyes. She finally said cheerfully, " I think this is all darling, let's go to the cashier "
At which point I blurted out
" No sweetie, I don't feel like it "
Hmmmn, she was certainly caught dumbfounded, speechless and
her jaw dropped, asking " what "?
To which I replied,
" Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
"You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman"
And just when it feels like she was going to slaughter and mince
me there and then with those dagger eyes or hers, I added
" why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently... I'm not having sex that night or for a while. But at least, she was able to see my point of view. Don't you think so?
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In Celebration of women...
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Posted:Sep 8, 2009 9:36 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2009 9:14 am
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Shakespeare once said:
She is beautiful, and therefore to be wooed
She is a women, and therefore to be won.
In response to a recent comment on one of my post, whereby some guy blatantly labeled women as whores....
I felt compelled to express my intrinsic love for women. I applaud them for their glorious existence and the beauty they bring to this world. For all the journeys of ecstatic joys and surrealistic pleasures they have brought into my life.
In celebration of all women, all ages, size, color and religion
( the same guys seems to think there is a difference ), let there be a man that sashay amongst you with ease. Who sees you for who you truly are, in your conscious state, who sees thru your make up, your walls and barriers, your insecurities and your lost. Who take genuinely interest and delight in your presence, who adores and see your beauty. Who's able to let you open up yourself to him.
Let there be a lover of beauty, who shall roam uninhibited in your fantasy. Who compels you to award him liberties you don't allow other men. Who explore and invade your deepest being, with touches that suffocates your senses and sensuality.
May he showers you with such tenderness and respect. May he whip up chemistry, generate desires and amplify attraction that you can't resist.
A man who have compassion and feels deeply for your sadness, your anguish and lost, your faded dreams, your dead or dying relationships.... and who's mission is solely non other than to impart beauty, joy and bliss into your life once again.
Nothing is eternal, if such a man exist in your life, give thanks and celebrate with me. If not, I'm sure you'll find him someday in this journey call life.
If you have been reading my posts, it is not difficult to have pre-conceived notions about who I really am.
But concealed within this knight seeking his lady, underneath the unfeeling cold hard steel armor and razor sharp sword ( my writing ), striping away that defiant cocky exterior..... there lies naked within, the existence of his masculine vulnerability.
The very essence of an authentic man and his endearing but weary heart.
How can I ever portray that I love and need a woman but I'm not needy.
How can I explain that sometimes I'm really lonely but I'm not desperate.
How can I say that I yearned to be enamored by a lovely lady but it's fine if there are none.
How can I profess that I do not want to make you my adventure, to evolve my life just around you, but it would be great if you can join me on my adventure.
To get caught in something exciting, something reckless, something greater than yourself. Something that let you escape your otherwise banal existence.
I..... may not be the one you're with forever......
But.... I'll....be the one.......you will remember.
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