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Another joke..  

Awarbug 70M
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1/9/2018 8:34 am
Another joke..

One night 2 aliens landed their space ship next to a gas station. There was a smart alien and a badass alien.

They both went up to the gas pump and the badass alien looked at the pump and said "Take me to your leader!"

Of course the gas pump said nothing.

The smart alien says "I don't think that is a good idea."

The badass alien looks to the pump again and demands to be taken to the leader.

The smart alien says "Really that's not a good idea"

Losing his patience, the badass alien pulls his<b> death </font></b>ray and blows the gas station to pieces.

Burnt and bruised, the badass alien looks to the smart alien and asks "How did you know that wasn't a good idea?"

Smart alien replies "Anybody that can throw their dick over their shoulder, has got to be a bad mother fucker!!!"

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