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Insignificant events leading to larger effects  

damngina39 48T
34 posts
4/22/2018 2:51 pm
Insignificant events leading to larger effects
Reason i didnt cam on Saturday/Sunday

The other day on Wednesday I was trying to take a mid afternoon nap after a long night the day before. I kept hearing a sound I couldn't recognize but tried to ignore it. I thought it was construction but it ended up being a bird hitting the window. The frequent infrequency was so off putting in its randomness and how loud the bird would tap the window that I couldnt get any rest and just got up instead.

This goes on for two more days starting a 4-5am and going all day. I spray the fucker with water. I throw pebbles at the damn thing like a cavewoman but he keeps coming back. My wife on Friday was tapped between the bird and our fat barreling through the doggy door ten times that night for some reason, we both had a shit sleep. By Saturday morning I have a sleep debt of a few days. I dont sleep well anyway, not sure why but I have a hard time getting sleep and when I do I dont get much.

This little fucking retard of a robin is nesting and thinks it has competition it its reflection and fights with the windows creating a loud band sporadically through my house. The window in question(see pic) is not easy to get to with 25 ft vaulted ceilings in the main house it requires a huge scary ladder to every dust the fuckers. So the proposed solutions are to soap up the window so it doesnt reflect during it's nesting season or use white blinds so the window doesnt reflect. I end up cutting a white foam board the size of the window sill and putting it in the window he keeps hitting. The next morning he is still doing it. I get up and soap the windows, I doubt it work but it sucks when one little pest can ruin your weekend like that.

My wife offered to go wig and clothing shopping and all I wanted to do was rest with a headache from lack of sleep, instead I am fighting with a 7 inch menace. I usually dont want to hurt anything, even insects unless they are pests like flies and mosquitoes, I didnt even want to set up mouse traps in my house till the fucker cause a 400$ water leak by chewing through some water hoses. Right now though, I want to go buy a pellet gun and murder this bird's whole fucking family in front of him.
CERVANTES44444 55M
183 posts
4/25/2018 2:42 am

 I LIKE THIS


damngina39 48T
17 posts
4/25/2018 12:52 pm

 lol lisa, once the soap dried on them windows it moved to the others on the left. I have some bird deflectors and some sudsy soap to try again but if that doesnt work im going to get a bb gun. Its been a week, i cant sleep in after 5am, I cant take catch up naps in the afternoon so its becoming a problem. My eyes look like im stoned from the unrest.


Sunshine1704 51T

7/25/2018 1:02 pm

 rEALIZE THERE GONNA BE THER A BUILD A BIRD HOUSE OR HOUSES I HAVE THEM AND I NEVER EVER HAVE BIRD SHIT ON ANYTHING I MY WHOLE YARD THAT OR FIND OUT WHICH BIRD THERE AFFRAID OF AND GO BUY THE WOODEN ONE AND PUT IT UP AND THEY WILL STAY AWAY


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