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this title has some splainin' to do You are witness an event rarer than an eclipse of the sun that You don't have to travel to see. The title will almost sort of match this post. Don't get used to it. The idiot title war i love so much will resume immediately. (after this one) (or the next one) (or this one) (we need strict guidance) (won't You please help) However to celebrate this one i will sing You a song. It is sung to the tune of "What Kind of Fool am I" by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. Just the first two lines. What kind of sub am i Who has slight shot at love (we are giving ourselves a shot) (because of the power of positive thinking) (which only randomly works) (and is therefore entirely unpredictable) (so who knows?) (we are totally irrationally hoping we get amazingly lucky) (and promise to appreciate it really hard) (as much as and whenever You want) i'm not going to do the formal definition because i'm about maybe 50% congruent with it and i don't like type casting. If You want the formal definition and are female ask me in the comments, no harm will come to You. i will tell You what the deal is with me in two parts and so we go. The parts i like because i am a selfish asshole (see very manly) (look up joke in the dictionary) so i'm putting them first. i am excited by a woman being in charge. There are a number of reasons for this. The first is that i would like there to be no filters on what You like and what You want. i derive pleasure greater to or equal than Your pleasure and orgasms and You having them as i do my own. i also find that having a woman say "yeah, right there" or "keep doing that" or words to that effect makes it easier for me to get things really right. (this works better for us in all phases of life actually) (just tell us) This is me everywhere with everybody. While i take little shit and few prisoners (he's mellowed) (also we hope that lawyer's ' teeth are still nice) (and they did well in college) (because we like to think we helped) (a lot) i am truly already having a great time hanging with whoever, and am interested in the whole human race. (unless it's a part that is consistently unpleasant or harmful to me or those i care about) (i protect my peeps) i like to see hear and learn about what people like and when i am with someone in a serious relationship i really want to know. So i really like everything about the people i love. i know a great deal about them because i enjoy paying attention to them. i will see something in a store and buy it if i can because it made me think of them. i like to do things for "it's Tuesday", or "i love this song! Dance with me around the kitchen. Lets laugh!" i love and protect those i care about, i help them immediately if at all possible. i am good at it. So if You're worried i'm some kind of candyass, not likely. i have a foot fetish. The reason i joke about it is because it makes no sense to me either and it is difficult to hide seeing how far Your feet are from all the other erogenous zones. i have a bunch of others too, but i can generally fit all of them in because they're with striking distance of all the generally acceptable erogenous zones or are the actual erogenous zones. i understand this one is a bit off and have many ways of making myself happy while hopefully making things nice for You too. (the pedicures are real) (he is currently out of practice) (we're counting on experience and muscle memory) (and hoping it's like riding a very strange bike) A funny thing about the pedicure jokes i like so much is that if i were giving You one i would become extremely focused on doing a great job. i would focus so much the fun would have to come later. (part of the treat for us is that it was well done) (and nice for You) i like to do and can do all of the pampering things i talk about here. it's also good that gestures of submission involve the feet. What with being submissive and all it's an excuse for a quick visit. (on a long one) (You decide) i can really cook, both get dinner on the table and here's something special. It has been a lifelong interest of mine (his family sometimes gives him cook books for christmas) (and he makes us watch those cooking shows sometimes) (not a lot) (but some)and i do it when i am stressed out. i've had a number and variety of restaurant jobs (short term, between gigs) from fancy, to food factory, to one person kitchen. i do all my own chores currently anyway, never considered myself above anything when i was married (very very vanilla) (if it happened) (supposed religious beliefs) (except for i making the divorce thing puzzling, if welcome) so i don't really have any problem with that. If fact it would be easier if it was a strange form of foreplay. Anything to jazz up folding the wash. i guess You are making me do thing which many people are uncomfortable with. From my point of view You are deciding to share what You like with me in terms that excite me and are easy to understand and permitting me to do what a very much want to. i am minor league masochistic. i like rough play and mild "punishment" but all of the big time dungeon in the basement stuff is not really my thing. If You had Your eye on a really cool piece of heavy duty equipment and YOU were interested i would give it a shot but save Your money. That's what part of the joke "dress casual" is about. So now You have everything Your way and are waited on hand and foot and in charge. There is kind of a downside. Especially regarding my mysterious formal definition. i want one on one and hoping for a long term relationship. (what a weirdo) (we do mean it regarding the "test drives") (we are hoping You like us and let us stay) i am not into groups and i am definitely not into other guys. This one is bad right away because a dominatrix has no reason to agree with this for any male. The numbers back her up. There are a great number of me and an extremely limited supply of her. i am ruling out many fun games that women who already like this kind of submission and enjoy playing. She can get any number of men to do what she likes which generally includes, forced feminization (you can say a lot of things about us in a dress) (mostly funny) (just not sexy),<b> homosexual </font></b>behavior (nothing against it just not interested) and total orgasm denial. (for us) (which is not going to happen) (we had plenty of that when we were married) Yes, there are people who will go with this program just not me. 24/7 is not going to happen either. i am not disappearing from the rest of the world. i like the work i do and enjoy working. (we'll get the chores in after work) i have GROWn but they're my and i help them and will do so always. If You have i would expect You to do the same, and would most probably really like them and protect and care for them like my own, if it's okay with all the responsible people and possible. This not something i consider a big favor to anyone, i have volunteered to help my whole life and don't think much about it other than it's rewarding and i enjoy it. i would like to be as close to full time as possible in as much as we're both grown and have other important stuff to do. As my are grown You will be number one on the hit parade to me. i'm not enough into some of the really cool outfits and shoes. i understand they can be fun and will most definitely go along but i will be trying to get You out of them as quickly as i possibly can. (i am in favor of sandals) On the plus side it does represent a big cost savings in wardrobe. What You like to wear normally is hot enough as far as i'm concerned. i like all of the "normal" stuff and i can switch. Switch is assume a dominant role. i can't do it long term but it's something i can do on a regular basis, variety being the spice of life and all. If by some miracle You are actually considering being with me and figure i am so close to being on the right team or normal, i am. i have been in more normal long term relationships than not. i am however here with the express purpose that should i generate a chance at a relationship that Magical woman would know up front what i like sexually i would know about her and i would not have to start vanilla and sneak things in. Or suppress them. i did that enough too. i not so obsessive i can't work things out and would be willing to compromise a good deal in a serious relationship but i am hoping the person i am with would be into it and me enough not to want to ask me. There's a singles bar about three blocks from my house. i'm personable, funny, in decent shape and fairly attractive in person (some of us know he photographs badly) so vanilla is not the impossible dream currently. (gonna get worse tomorrow) Why i am here is for smart (which is all the ladies who blog here from what i've seen so far) (this is where the smart women hang) horny as i am and open and interested in their own sexuality. If nothing happens, and i am kind of stacking the odds against myself by not having first contact by email available to me (no drunk dialing from us) (also hey wanna give us orders is kind of a disconcerting opening line) (welcome to auto response land) i like to blog. i enjoy my jokes and games and questions and hope You enjoy some of them too. i also am ahead because i love the comments i get both female and male. (we are playing favorite with You Goddesses) Everyone so far has been so great, they add ideas and share cool things. i have made great friends both with possibilities (amazing!!!) and without (also cool and amazing!) here and hope i continue to do so. And i have hope. Hope is great. (do you have a handkerchief?) 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so you want a footjob and to have your brains fucked out...and that's weird, how? {I mean, come on, pretty vanilla for Alt yanno   }
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so you want a footjob and to have your brains fucked out...and that's weird, how? {I mean, come on, pretty vanilla for Alt yanno }Also i like Her activities or wants and would like them to be exciting and enjoyable too. i know a great deal about safely and enjoyably heading toward the other end of the spectrum where i am in charge and can make that quite enjoyable too. Too much of anything is boring in the long run and i would like to have as long a run as possible. I joke about "test drives" but if someone is thinking and wants to see first if my way is exciting for them and they hadn't thought about it before then here's a quick out if You need it. It isn't just the foot job, sounds very tempting though, so there is some weirdness in addition to. The most important though is Smart, very horny, interested in one on one long term possible if i don't drive Her nuts, we work it out on everything else. i just want to start with the person knowing what i like because then we would be honestly working out the details. i would like to be able to be with someone where totally vanilla is the starting point. This is a sexual part of what i am like. i'm like that in almost no other ways to my mind. i am no picnic most other things i do. If i see someone i love hurting themselves i'm no picnic there either. So it kind of frustrates me and makes me laugh when it's "you like this kind of sex, so this and this and this. And you won't this and that and this." Not really. One of You, one of me. Fun learning about each other. Maybe not, probably not, i know i'm a long shot. i think i could be a pleasant surprise for someone. How crazy is that?
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"i would like to be able to be with someone where totally vanilla is the starting point." Oh...do go on, I'm sure there is more to this part of the statement.
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"i would like to be able to be with someone where totally vanilla is the starting point." Oh...do go on, I'm sure there is more to this part of the statement. Also it doesn't help that this is the one of the lowest percentage kinks in terms of a woman who really enjoys it. Add this to the fact that because of my personality in all other aspects i don't seem to naturally attract the type of woman who would enjoy. After my marriage i have had enough grudging shitty sex to last me a while. Alone is actually better than what i had but i don't care to be alone. i want to have someone to care about and be with, alone sucks, but so does being frustrated, being made to feel bad about regular wants let alone what i like. i can live without that too. i don't cheat on someone i'm exclusively committed to. i did not cheat on my wife. i honor my word scrupulously. So i would like to try to be with someone smart, smart (a big deal) who is open regarding her own sexual appetites and enjoys mine. Not much chance of that anywhere i know. But who knows, maybe a miracle.
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