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this title hopes to be indicative of something someday i'm wondering what i'm doing here now too. (over and above the baseline wondering) A courteous "can't afford it now, don't bother" phone call and a moron didn't show up, no phone call. i'm thinking about sacrificing a goat of something. Luckily i have the uncle phone calls (doctor visit) to teach me patience and improve my mood. Three so far, but it's early yet. (he's smiling on this part) (this is no real problem outside of logistics) Here is a historical re-enactment of the phone calls so far. (what other blog has historical re-enactments?!!??) (and we're in the planning stages of hot stand and a swinging hot spot) [sorry Joni] (and don't try to use the old "if it was run by sane people" argument) (yeah! no casting asparagus!!) (it's aspersions) (asparagus tastes better. i want them to cast that) (it's scary when what you say seems to make sense) PHONE CALL ONE (approximately 7:4? AM) My uncle (hereinafter referred to as MU because of the typing thing) (and the laziness thing): Are you taking me? me: (i know! two letters, no effort! lucky!) (we should include me more often): Yes, i'll be there. i told you yesterday that i would. i still am. i'll be there at (pretend there's a time crossed out with black magic marker) (for privacy reasons) (his, not ours) (it's so we can be there a half hour early to get in some extra sitting around) (it's an old people rule) (there's lots of them). So i'll see you then, okay? (this was when i thought i still had a couple of things to do) (don't warn me and ruin the surprise) MU: Okay, thanks a lot. I'm going to pay you. (he knows what a great month i'm having) (i pop in on him and we talk) me: If i see any money, you won't have to worry about the doctor killing you. Don't worry about it, i'll see you at [black magic marker]. i'm driving, gotta go. Don't worry, i'll see you. MU: Okay, good-bye. PHONE CALL #2 (approximately don't want to think about AM) MU: Are you taking me? I didn't see your truck. (he lives down the street) me: i've got a couple of things to do (dreamer), i'll be there in plenty of time. Just chill, you're good. MU: Okay, then. What are you doing now? me: Right now i'm standing around waiting for this clown to show up. That's not going to last very much longer. The other guy called and cancelled so i'll be there no problem. i'll be there at [black magic marker]. Try to have your act together this time. No drinking like the last time. (i tease people i like) i don't want you acting up in the doctor's office again. Look, i'm going to try and call this yo-yo and see what's up. i'll see you. MU: So you're coming. me: See that we agree on something. Yeah, i'll be there. Let me make this call, okay? MU: Okay, bye. PHONE CALL #3 (not that long ago AM) (they are really accurate on the history with this!) (i'm on the edge of my seat) MU: I saw your truck. Are you home? me: Yeah, not in a good mood right now. i'll be happy when i see you later. i'm saving up' MU: So you're home. me: Big as life. i have to run around here a little, then i'll be down. Don't worry, i'll make sure you get there early. (he knows my old people early requirement joke) (he doesn't find it as funny as i do but there's no accounting for taste) MU: Okay, so you're taking me. me: Glad to. Yes. i'm taking you. Look, let me do this stuff (actual this stuff!) (what a coincidence!) and i'll talk to you when i see you in a little bit, okay? MU: Okay, so I'll see you in a little bit. me: Yeah, i promise, bye. i'm going to take a shower now so i don't hear my phone. |
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LOL I have had those same conversations with my Grandmother...many times!
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LOL I have had those same conversations with my Grandmother...many times!
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