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this title wanted a gloss red letter to match its shoes i am still agonizing over that get laid or it's free guarantee. Okay, so i just got the free months; (disregarding what a total babe magnet he is) (we sacrifice for art on this blog) (i can't believe you let that "babe magnet thing pass) (still sacrificing) (impressive!!) suddenly there is a knock on my door; (i hope it's not the electric company) (they are strict) KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK (sound effects, just for You!) It is the Senior Sizzle accounting police (we know that based on the quality control in the server department this is not that scary) (but we bet they never missed taking any money You offered them) (anyway, play along) i unclip my nipples, take off the handcuffs, put some clothes on and stagger to the door. (don't worry! he's making this up) (some of it) (guess which parts!) (did we ever find that ginsu knife?) (it's okay to feel all superior, You are, but how together are You when company shows up unexpectedly?) me: uh, hello? them: Mr Goddess? We're looking for a Mr. seeksgoddess. We're here to help you with your free months from Senior Sizzle, Mr. Goddess. May we come in? me: Sure, i guess, c'mon in. (try not to be too impressed with how articulate he is in person) them: We're sorry to bother you Mr. Goddess and we're happy for you to get the free months but we've been having some problems with fraud lately so the people at corporate just like us to come around at random and check. me: Check? What are you talking about? You people could have just looked at my kink and age demographics and saved yourselves a trip. (he is really in character now. i'm thinking oscar!) (oscar who?) (i hope we didn't release too early for consideration) (INADVERTENT DOUBLE ENTENDRE ALERT!!) them: We're sure you're right Mr. Goddess and we're sorry for any inconvenience but since we're here anyway, why don't you let us check and we'll be right out of your hair. It doesn't take that long if you don't have something to hide. me: Why not. them: We just need to ask a couple of questions and check your penis Mr. Goddess and we'll be on our way. (i hope one the agents is a woman) (me too. more action than he's gotten in years) (that won't mess up the free stuff will it?) (wow! tricky! i didn't think of that!) (technically you did) (oh) me:knock yourself out. (bingo! female agent. i knew it!) (don't mess up the plot for me!) them: Your penis looks awfully shiny Mr. Goddess. Are you sure you didn't get laid? me: It's lotion i swear! (i thought he was kind of a masochist) (he chafes) (he shouldn't do it so much then) (there is no moral high ground you know) them: I'm sorry Mr. Goddess but i'm going to have to ask you to come downtown with us. (this part is even better if you hum some of that DNA crime show music as they handcuff him and load him into the car) (they could have just used his handcuffs) (he was lying about the handcuffs) FADE TO BLACK (did the ending seem contrived to you?) (good popcorn!!) |
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