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this title lost the handcuff key The ideal body type for women that has been pounded into us by our media in america (won't pick on anywhere else 'cause i don't know) is thin, with narrow hips and large breasts. Genetically speaking you have better odds if You bought a lottery ticket than You do of this happening. (not saying it can't happen [just look at a magazine or watch tv] and there's always better living through surgery i guess, just saying, "way rare") i wouldn't even try to claim that this has no impact on me, (there's a knock on the door, some hot Goddess with exactly that body type [and an unimaginably bad sense of direction, and severe perception issues, and a problem with self-esteem] [you forgot the wrong medication one] [twice apparently. the medication part, anyway] shows up tells him to take all his clothes off and starts giving orders) (is this before or after the total eclipse with the plague of donuts and the alien landing so the aliens can put on a musical to present him with his winning lottery ticket that he didn't have to buy) (that was mean!) (be careful what you wish for) it does. However the same thing over and over, no matter what it is or how much one likes it, seems dead boring. Of course i have been blessed with a low boredom quotient to go with my lousy impulse control. The next one, also in the media, (or just massively wishful thinking) (or hallucinations) (flashbacks from his misspent youth?) (good one!) (I don't like to blow my own horn [tried it, hurt his back] except I do) is the sexually assertive, mildly dominant woman. Once again, not saying this never happens, (GOOD NEWS!! he can read) (easier to do with one hand than type) (handcuffs!! we swear! we're not touching anything without permission.... psst.. think they believed that?) (up 'til now?) just that it seems like it exists on the low end of the probability spectrum. THIS LAST PART REQUIRES AUDIENCE (dreamer!) PARTICIPATION. (did he say "last part"?) (yeah) (thank insert deity of Your choice) COME BE CRAZY WITH US!! (dress casual) IT'S FUN!!! (if You're still reading this, what the hey?) (we said fun, didn't we?) FIRST YOU NEED TO IMAGINE DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC. (DUNH DUNH DUNH DUUNNH DUNHDUNH) (really?) (i was just singing to help) (it's typing, you understand typing, right? good) NEXT, IMAGINE A COMIC BOOK SUPER HERO... IT'S THE PANEL WITH THE CLOSE UP OF OUR HERO'S FACE, WRACKED WITH EFFORT... (not going there, but we like the way You're thinking) (good job!) (perverts) HIS HANDSOME JAW IS CLENCHED, (also his butt cheeks) (his butt cheeks are not even in the picture) (i'm shamelessly pandering!) (good demographics too) TWO DROPLETS OF NON-SKANKY SWEAT FORM ON HIS NOBLE BROW... A THOUGHT BUBBLE APPEARS... THE TIME AND EFFORT IT TAKES TO FORM THE WORDS... "M-MUST.. MAKE.. MATH.. GO.. AWAY... SOMEHOW...." |
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Goddess, great to see You!! Thanks for the visit. This is something i would shout from the rooftops to all women; Ignore them!!! (especially You, from the pictures i have seen, You are beautiful) (not doing anything out of line, just my opinion) i understand that this is difficult to do with all the images one is bombarded with. The most criminally stupid aspect of this current trend is that even the epitomes of hotness are fake. The already beautiful cover model whose photo is handed over to a team of people for airbrushing and computer enhancement to sell more magazines. The starlet whose perfect pear-shaped ass belongs to an uncredited body double so more butts hit the seats. From a money point of view, it's a good trick. It works and that is hard to argue with. What concerns me is my nieces and grandnieces who are being programmed with this swill. Compare and contrast that brief period of quote unquote hotness with anyone's entire life. Not a good plan. Even more scary is this trend toward anime girls who are drawn without a mouth. i understand that people think and get up to all kind of weird things when their genitals are engorged but i can't visualize that translating into real life with an actual human being very successfully. Thank You for taking the time to wade through it. i am so happy You had a laugh (mission accomplished!) (i happen to have really big, lightly used banner that says exactly that i could sell you) (no way! it smells like an aircraft carrier) It's all just me as far as the number of people are concerned. i actually think a bunch of things all the time in real life, i just don't get to blurt them out like i do here. For the mechanics of writing, i think of it as three people, me and the two parenthesis people. The extra parenthesis in the parenthesis are attempted coherence (good luck with that one!) (we are coherence-proof!) or me taking a shot back. i'm not above involving innocent imaginary bystanders though. The four walls are closing in to a certain extent. It's the company and the specific type of company that are actually most important. What i really covet is a brain, a sex drive and an imagination. Thank You so so much again for the kind words and the nice compliment! Please come back and comment as much as You want.
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