Welcome to our profile! PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE PROFILE! UPDATE: If you are wanting to meet and play with us you will need to provide proof that you have been vaccinated. We think its a good idea to start with our rules. We are a couple! Two of us! Plural! When making contact, please address both of us. We only meet and play together. If you ask one of us to meet you alone you will be blocked. We only play safe. No glove, no love. No gay or bi men. We mean no offense. We are all about equal rights; we're just not into it. No Cheaters. We will not participate in the distruction of your family. Swingers are not cheating. Cheaters are not swinging. No liars. Please do not misrepresent yourself. We will figure you out and you will be blocked. No drugs. 420 is ok as long as you do not smoke or vape infront of us. Smokers are ok as long as you do not smoke or vape in front of us. No potty. Yuk! If you are looking for super fit Playboy / Playgirl models; you are on the wrong profile. Please don't waste our time. We will need to see a face picture before we agree to meet. We will share ours as well. If all you have are dick pics on your profile we will not respond to you. Is that all you are? Just a dick? If you do not have a picture on your profile we will not respond unless you attach a picture to your initial email. Chatting: We are a rare case. Mrs. Bee does most of the chatting. Mr. Bee would rather not chat. If you IM us and you don't get a response, it's because Mr. Bee is online. Don't take it personally. We don't chat very often. Try email first. Phone & Texting: If we agree to give you our number it will be Mr. Bee's number only. He will pass on the message to her or hand over his phone so she can return your text. Mrs. Bee REALLY HATES IT when people refer to us / her as "older." She prefers the term "experienced." Mrs. Bee has played with the ladies in the past and enjoyed it. However, She is really into men right now. So, don't anticipate girl on girl action with her. Politics: We are progressive / liberal. If this bothers you then move on. That being said, we will not discuss politics if you don't. Now that you know where we stand...WE are a happily married couple looking to add a little bit more sizzle to our sex life. We have been in the lifestyle for 12 years (off and on). We are experienced; but, we are not prolific swingers. We were previously known on AFF and SLS as hesheandyou and luvdropz. IF you remember us make sure to say hi. We are both college educated professionals who enjoy meeting similar people for good conversation and playtime. She is a sexy little Latina who will make your toes curl. She is smart, sweet and insatiable. He is an Italian - American man who loves wine, women and song. He is intelligent, charming and romantic. He is a big guy 6'0" 260lbs. All of our pictures and videos are recent. So, this is what we look like now. The exception is our profile picture. That was taken several years ago. It is important to maintain a consistent profile picture to be easily recognizable. We are parents. Our kiddos are getting older and no longer require babysitting. However, they still need us. That means we usually turn into pumpkins at midnight. Also, we won't be coming out to play on a school night. Couples--We usually cannot host at our home. However we are willing to come to you as long as the distance is reasonable. We are willing to share in the cost of a hotel room. Single Men-- Mrs. Bee has what you want. So, you will need to provide a nice place near us to meet and play. Mr. Bee will bring the beverages. Single Women-- We will cover the cost of a hotel room.[B][/B]

My Ideal Person We are not Ken and Barbie; we do not expect you to be either. Ethnicity, body type do not matter to us. You just need that certain something that turns us on. Intelligence and charm will get you far.

We are looking for like minded couples, single women, and single men to have some sexy playtime with. We actually want to like the people we play with. So, we prefer to meet for drinks and conversation first. If all goes well, we can make sexy plans from there. We are definitely looking for lasting lifestyle friendships. We are not the wham bam one night stand types.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
You can ask us when we meet.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
You can ask us when we meet.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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