Let me introduce myself. I am tucsondmk.I have been on this site since October of 2003. I am looking for LTR and I know this is a sex site but I am looking for marriage minded woman. I am not looking for one night stand. I want a monogomous relationship. The last couple of years I was caretaker to my Mom who passed away from Alzheimers in 12/2009. She left me the house I grew up in and I am in process of remodeling and would like to sell it and buy a nice 35ft.motorcoach, with 3 slideouts and go RVing all over the country full time and find work in the RV parks It is now time for me, I joined the Phoenix Sky-Solstice Club so I make trips to Phoenix several times a month. I have taken comedy improv classes. I am in process of putting together a stand up comedy act for open mike night at Laffs Comedy Club.I have a keen warped sense of humor and a practical joker and you need to have these same traits. I am very easygoing and laid back. I do not sweat the small stuff it is all small. I have no baggage, only when I travel LMAO :) I have a very large sexual apatite. I am very nuturing and caring. I am willing to relocate for the right woman. I believe to have a beautiful relationship, you need trust, honesty, great communication, compromising, being supportive of each other and the lovemaking will fall into place. I believe in resolving issues before going to bed. I enjoy giving sensuous massages with edible oils and powders. Here is a example of what your birthday would be like, first I would wake you up giving you a sensuous massage, then we would make love. I would then serve you breakfast in bed and while you were eating breakfast I would prepare a bubble bath for you with rose petals, the rest of the day we would do whatever you want, then for dinner I would cook and prepare your FAVORITE dinner,( by the way I am excellent cook and baker, I do everything from scratch.) We would have a candlelight dinner with a violinist performing for you, or we would go out to dinner at your favorite restaurant, also I would hire a violinist. Then we would cuddle by the fire or outside looking at the stars, and making love all night. This depends on when your birthday is LOL. :) I enjoy traveling by motorcoach and taking cruises, if I ever get married again, I would like to get married on the cruise. I enjoy relaxing in the mountains and by the ocean. I enjoy the music from 40s,50s,60s and 70s Politically I am quite liberal,if I was not I would not be on this site. I have two 5yr. old Dachshunds named Hansel & Gretel. I used to breed them but Hansel had to much testerone,[JUST LIKE HIS OWNER LMAO :)] so I had him neutered. Hansel is Blk/Tan and Gretel is Red. They are my and protector. My favorite dish to make is homemade manicotti and my favorite dessert to make is pineapple upside down cake. I enjoy having formal dinner parties and informal parties.

My Ideal Person I am looking for women who are very assertive when it come to making love and who is spotaneous,and very romantic. She has to have a keen,warped sense of humor and practical joker. I would like her to be open minded, education does not matter as long as you have common sense. Age Is unimportant. I would like relationship to possibly lead into marriage. I hope she would like to travel by motorcoach and enjoy formal dinner parties and informal parties.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Chicago, Earth, Wind And Fire, Neil Diamond, Elton John
, The Temptations, The Four Tops, John Denv

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I would arrive at your house with 1dz. red roses, I ring the
bell and you answer the door wearing a summer see through
dress and underneath you are wearing a black lacy bra and
black lacy bikini panties. I hand you the roses and you lay
them down and embrace me passionately and we french kiss.
I begin to get hard as a rock, you take your hand and start
to rub my cock, this excites me and I take my hand and place
it under your dress and start to caress and fondle your cute
ass, I then move my hand around to your pussy and slide my
finger underneath your panties and inside of you, I begin
to finger fuck you and you are enjoying it and getting very
wet, you take my hand and we go to living room and you remove
the dress and then undress me, I then remove your bra and
begin to nipple on your neck and ears. I run my fingers through
your hair in a sensuous way. I turn you around and begin to
kiss and caress your face gently moving my fingers and hand
over your lips across your cheeks and nose. I kiss your face
gently. I then take my hand gently and start to caress your
beautiful breasts. I kiss, caress and suck on them, your
nipples get hard. I continue doing this down your stomach
to your pussy. I begin to tease you by kissing and licking
your pussy while your panties are still on, you are very
excited and very wet. I remove your panties and begin to
eat you. Your juices taste like a fine wine. I bring you to
ectasy and you cum while I am eatting you. I continue caressing
your inner thighs and kissing you sensuously all the way
down to your feet. I begin to massage your feet and if it is
a turn on to you I suck your toes very sensuosly. I turn you
over and begin kissing, caressing, your neck and back,
also your arms , hands and fingers, I also suck gently on your
fingers. I work my way down your back and to your cute ass.
I then kiss and fondle your as and if you like it lick your
ass. I then turn you over and slide my hard throbbing cock
inside you, and we fuck in many different positions and
we both finally scream in delight and cum. You ask me for
one more pleasure by having anal sex with you, we do and you
cum again. We then get up from floor and go to bedroom and
cuddle on the bed and relax befor beginning all over again,
this goes on for several hours. I also would like to sit her
on table and eat her pussy until she screams to orgasm and
is very wet, then I would like to dip marachino cherries
in her pussy and eat them.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Latex

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I do not fantasize about celebrities.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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