I've got tomorrow off & I need to find a couple to play with!!! Lets party!!! Ok, things that impress me. 1. Honesty, for one. Like saying you're 6'2" & built for speed but when we actually meet you're 5'6" & built for the couch...not cool (you know who you are dbag) 2. A decent intro message. If you ask me to fuck, I'm not gonna answer. If you send me just a cock pic, go away. Didn't your momma teach you any manners? I know this is a sex site, but come on! 3. Showing up when we set up a meet & greet. If I need to go any deeper into this, go away right now 4. Abs. Mmmmm...boys, if that pic you sent me really is you, please include some way of confirming it, like your profile name written on a piece of paper next to that washboard stomach. We all have smart phones & it only takes a minute!! I'm not saying you have to have a 6-pack for us to hook up. I've dated several guys that were a little (I stress, a little extra in the middle. not grossly obese!) overweight but they were incredible guys. 5. Poetry. I've always been a sucker for it :) 6. Women. Mmmmm...I love em all, but am especially attracted to ladies with bigger breasts. I could spend all day rested in a big ol' set of ta-tas. Om nom nom nom!

My Ideal Person Biggest turn off ever: guys with big cocks. Let me explain before you call my bluff. For one, every big ol' hanger I've ever been with was lazy. They'd think their dick would do all the work. Yawn. I get waaaay more pleasure out of a decently thick 5-7"er that has a guy that knows how to throw it. So, if you send me a pic of your "monster cock," don't expect me to just melt into a puddle & spread my legs for ya.