Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to s in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - cigar in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Whooooooooo hooooooooooo what a ride". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way...Now that you dropped in to peek....Aren't you tired of looking for that "PERFECT guy" ? He AIN'T out there ladies. So how about giving a good scoundrel a try? We scoundrels are a rare breed these days. We're "almost" gentlemen who wear a semi-gruff exterior/perna, but inside, we're all heart. We're not the kind of guys who bring roses every week.. but will always treat you like the princess that you are. Think Han Solo, or Indiana Jones, or maybe Billy Bob Thornton or Robin Hood. You should be aware that I am the ideal height, which is to say, about 5'10" – (there is simply no need to be taller than that) 165 lbs, DWM, 52y/o, nice looking, athletic, brown hair, sexy blue eyes, etc. So...If you're one of these ladies who only want to meet / date gentlemen over six feet in height,with Schwartzenegger muscles -just go ahead and hit that "next" button. I'm NOT for you. (BTW When I am Emperor, I'm going to impose a height and muscle tax on folks who are hunky and over 5'10", because they consume disproportionately more resources than those of us under that height). Note for you girls who like to dance... I don't dance well. This does not prevent me from stumbling about on the dance floors at clubs, however. I'll try to stay out of your way.... and if you're a really serious dancer--I can watch you appreciatively. If you tolerate (you don't have to actually *like*) wretched old 1960s and 70s sports cars, that's a plus. I will admit that occasionally, my Inner Redneck shows through, and I can be found in an American Muscle Car of that same era -- those headlight-less SS Camaros and Chargers are just so coooool. Just be aware that that if we go out...it will be in a Mustang GT...not a BMW. Oh, and don't let any Southern guy EVER tell you that he doesn't have an Inner Redneck. He has one. He may be good at suppressing him, like I am, but occasionally, the Inner Redneck is going to manifest. If you're lucky, he won't ever manifest at the dinner table.) If any of this sounds remotely interesting…I’d really like to hear from you. It would be nice to meet someone to just have fun with. If you want to know more WRITE TO ME! If you do respond, please include a face pic... I’ll do the same.

My Ideal Person NO BI or GAY MEN!! NOT INTERESTED - PERIOD-

Oh yeah....What am *I* looking for???
No set recipes for me...Everyone has some nice ingredients....so I have to meet you first to get a taste for the mixture. I'm not really sure what I'm looking for though. Maybe you are the one who can help me figure it all out.

I dont ask for much. Basically...If you love life...If you are happy with who YOU are and do NOT need a man to improve your self esteem... If you are respectful of others time... If you try to see the good in people first, choose not to hate, have friends and family you love and who love you... If the perfect date involves laughing till your cheeks hurt...If you are a little sheepish about doing this on-line thing - you're probably a person I'd like to meet. So what the hell?....let's give it a run.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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