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Introduction
[B]YOUR DICK IS NOT SO GREAT THAT I NEED TO SEE IT IN THE FIRST MESSAGE.
WITTY, INTELLIGENT LADIES/GENTLEMEN ONLY.[/B]
[COLOR red]Message me (not IM - SITE SUCKS - WON'T LET ME SEE IMs). I don't pay attention to flirts, fans, views, or any of that high school BS.[/COLOR]
White, 5’3”, 165lbs, 38Fs.
[COLOR purple]CURRENT FANTASY:
You wear something dashing. I’ll wear something short, low-cut, with heels.
Meet somewhere beautiful for a few hours of cocktails, conversation, flirting, FOREPLAY. (This part is important. Pay attention!) Run your hand up my skirt, rub your thumb over my nipples through my dress, finger bang me under the table - I NEED to be kissed and pawed at in public places where it’s a little risky to get PROPERLY TURNED ON
Good and buzzed, we go back to a room where special attention is paid to all my parts simultaneously..[/COLOR]
Whereas I’m ready (and OMFG EAGER!!), I’d like to find people who are going to take their time, aren’t in a rush, and want to spend an evening with me. [COLOR darkred][I][U]I need to be physically AND mentally stimulated.[/I][/U][/COLOR]
[B]IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO MEET ME, TELL ME:
- Side of town you're on
- Where you want to meet (make it sexy/pretty/cool)
- The more you give me an idea of who you are, the more likely I am to be interested
- FFS, show me you’re capable of conversation![/B]
GENTLEMEN AND SEXY NERDS TO THE FRONT!
ME:
Sexy librarian type, sweet and sarcastic, open-minded, huge tits that NEED to be played with (pretty please?), thick thighs, booty, and a little extra around the middle, but I carry it well and I’m still dead fucking sexy. ;)
[U][COLOR red][B]!!DDF. PROTECTION MANDATORY!![/B][/COLOR][/U]
My Ideal Person
My Ideal Person
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
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Looking For: Men or Women |
Birthdate: | September 19, 1991 |
Relocate?: | Maybe/Yes |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 3 in / 160-162 cm |
Body Type: | A little extra padding |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Student / Bartender |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Atheist |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Bra Size: | 38 / 85 Above DD / E |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Long |
Eye Color: | Hazel |
Glasses or Contacts: | Either |