are you a cum slut who wears the crown? it does'nt matter what i write or say cause you fuck-wads dont read shit anyway. my motto: find a girl with a big brain cause they all have vaginas.

My Ideal Person the ideal?

===> vibes deluxe

why settle for less my freaky friends?

dominant big dick slut patrol seeks a nice and naughty super submissive (in the bedroom not in all aspects of life) with hint of total smarty pants and kinky girl friend potential.

probably not possible to find a long term relationship on this site but it can't hurt to try. looking for a connection in all the wrong places

obviously, like any guy, i prize sexy ladies but chemistry is critical. most of you have nothing to offer except what's between your legs; and, that is fine... plenty of swinging sausage on here for you and you and you.

you should have a certain glow. an undefinable element. a je ne sais quoi.

as well, most often, but not always, i connect myself to ethnic girls.

i like what i like but there is no hard & fast rule. must be a reason i learned to speak, read, and write another language. just keeping it real.

i work out every day so you need to be HWP. i surf (ocean), worked for years in a top kitchen as a sous chef, am multi-degreed , and have a variety of interests. if all you do is go to work, come home,watch television, talk shit, f*ck off on the phone, and sit around the house, i am not the guy for you.

quality not quantity.

cats over dogs.

boxers over briefs.

books over television.

nobody under 30.

might i add, perfect teeth are sexy.

never soul-less, you're heart should weigh 100lbs.

ultimately seeking something like a circus performing , sword swallowing , tight rope walking , slut w/ GIRLFRIEND potential ...of the uber kinky type.

of course , and any good pirate knows , one eyed vagrant vaginal vagabonds of the intellectual type are always on the menu.

nom. nom. nom.

wooden peg leg preferable.

eye patch optional.

arggggg !

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
ladyboy taking it deep.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, cum swallowing

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
never ! fuck hollywood. real everyday girls rule !!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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