Hi there. I go by the name River. I'm a pleasantly thick, sexy, sassy, smartass. I have an inappropriate sense of humor, and a dirty mind. Lik me with a k 'lips by another name' no spaces. I'm a great listener, but I can also talk about nonsense for hours. I feel that I'm intelligent. And I am always cracking jokes. I have experience with BDSM, if you would like more details feel free to ask me. I'm looking for discretion. Meet ups may be troublesome to arrange because of work and other obligations, but daytime dates are possible. So if you would like to chat, flirt, tease, and who knows what else...contact me.