1] I am a proud fucking veteran. I also have my own semen demon i take care. 2] Tattoos make up for my lack of tanning. 3] One part of me can be romantic and the other part, well, is a fucking asshole. 4] Full time mom, full time student, full time aunt, part time vet. 5] Yes, I am fully aware I have fat on my ass. Yes, I know some people don't like that. No, I don't give a flying fuck about your opinions. SO pass me my God damn steak and shut your mouth. 6] My napping game is mightily strong. 7] I'm fluent mainly in English but I mastered sarcasm. 8] I have a personality and an attitude. You'll figure out which one is for you. 9] Born and bred in NJ. Refrain from the Snookie jokes. 10] Whiskey is the breakfast for champions. Writer's Note: If You Feel Inclined To Steal My Info, Do Not Be Surprised When You Have To Sell It Back To Me. It Is That Bad.

My Ideal Person *Emails get answered when I get a chance to. I have a life.**

1] We will meet in public. Don't worry. My sister already has your info in case I end up on a missing person's report.

2] S T O P S E N D I N G C O C K S H O T S. Seriously.

3] I will politely tell you "no" if I want to.

4] Don't act like a dick and I won't act like a cunt. We're all here to have some kind of fun. Don't fucking spoil it.

5] Protection is a FUCKING MUST.

6] Be who you are. Everyone else is taken.

7] Whether it's 1 time or a 1000 times, I will still do my own thing and continue with my life. I don't need complications.

8] No, I don't want to meet your parents.

9] No fucking sleep overs.