[B]I don't do hookups.Don't ask. [I][U]DON'T[/U] send me dick pictures.[/I] If you do either of those I will not reply. That is how I will know you did NOT read my profile.[/B] Hey guys, I am a gal with old-fashioned dating values ... chemistry needs to build between us, but trust me guys, I am worth the wait. I am a [U]very open woman[/U]. I am a curvy woman, and I do squirt. However, it is A LOT of liquid, more like a waterfall! So, if you don't want to be gushed on ... I love being fingered, I like the feel of toys. It seems like every guy on here loves oral even more than fucking, which is sort of sad. Maybe you are not that guy, lol. I look forward to meeting you! I work full time, and enjoy life the rest of the time. I can't drink due to an auto-immune illness, (not a recovering alcoholic), but I don't mind if you have a beer. I prefer someone who doesn't drink. I am not a weed person and can't be around even the smell, so if you are, we would not match. I have a lot of fantasies, I watch porn, but I am definitely looking for someone who tends toward a voyeur, more than an exhibitionist like me! I love being watched.

My Ideal Person Should it be SO hard to find someone IN MY TOWN who can put drama aside, just have fun, laugh, fuck, and wants a monogamous FWB? I want someone I can see nearly every weekend and weeknights too, who is carefree like me. I am an empty-nester with a lot of time on my hands, when I am not working. I believe there are two kinds of people in the world ... those who care about themselves and things; and those who care about others. I am the latter, and you should be as well.