I am not meeting and I am not messaging anyone! If you have received a weird message, it was not from Me, I swear!! You are either willing to be Crew...or shark bait, decide quickly! Im married, poly (means relationship NOT swinger or cheater), pagan, crafter, actively involved mom. Ive done many things and often busy. Working, My own craft business, Renn Faires, doing character work for events (see pics). Im unique and unconventional. I fit no standard stereotypes and never have. Im as real HERE as I am in person. I tell it like it is. I dont trust easy but once you earn My trust, Im loyal to the end. **Im a conundrum in a paradox box wrapped in silk and fur, pinned with rose thorns**

My Ideal Person Honesty, hard working, funny, quirky, adventurous, loyal, compassionate (prefer to stay within 10 yrs of MY age) and not looking to "hook up"

Local a must!! (within 3 hrs and you better be willing to do the drive)

"Body by Tonka, brains by Mattel"...if you are old enough to get this...we can talk

I am in to the lifestyle so if he happens to be submissive that could be nice too . Someone I can release My demons with.

Mostly I want a REAL... person. Someone I can talk to and spend time with. Im looking for happiness, joy and fun...if more comes of it, wonderful!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Warunda, The Rogues, Faun

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage, submissive men

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
nope

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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