Please read and understand this.... If you have a profile with no pictures or a very vague bio, I'm not interested. If you aren't able to put a little thought or effort into telling who you are or what your about, I'm not interested nor will I respond. My husband will be on here speaking to potential playmates for me going forward from time to time. I am a 50yo married bbw. I enjoy family and friends. I am a huge Golden State Warriors fan, I enjoy reading, various wines, and most anything true crime related. I understand why we are all here, but I like to take my time and get to know my potential partners. I am a full figured woman in every since of the word. I understand that isn't everyones cup of tea, and that is completely ok, but if your not ok with larger women then save both of us the time and go find the flavor you prefer. I love foreplay, especially kissing and lots of it. I like to talk whether its text, sexting, or FaceTime. Like most others, I get busy at times for whatever reasons. If we go a day or days without talking, its ok I promise. It doesnt mean Im ignoring anyone or I've forgotten about someone, its just that life would have happened. My life doesnt revolve around this, but I do enjoy it when I can or want to. I am here with the same intentions everyone else should be, sex......need I say more?

My Ideal Person Before I get into the ideal person, let me explain a few things. I am looking for genuine, real people who are serious about meeting if the feeling is mutual. I might speak with you one day and want to meet later that same day or the next day. I may get off work one day and want you to come over that same evening. I might want to meet you for a minute while I'm at lunch just to say hi........if your schedule or situation doesn't allow for that, then I'm probably not the best option for you.

My ideal person would be someone who is engaging, polite and respectful. Someone who likes to have fun but doesn't take this to serious, but at the same time someone who knows what they want and isn't into wasting time. Someone who is interested in getting to know one another and if the chemistry is there, that just makes the whole scenario that much more enjoyable. if your not the type that likes to take things at a casual pace then I am probably not the best option for you.

I prefer people who are well groomed, I am as well. Be drug and disease free just as I am. I get tested, I may ask for yours.....Speaking of drugs and drinking.....I do not judge, but if it causes performance issues, then we probably aren't a good fit.

I don't like nor want selfish playmates. Im a very giving person in the bedroom, but at the same time I am only going to give as good as I get. Orally speaking.....

I like people who are spontaneous and would love to get to know someone relatively close for that very reason. Most of my evenings are free as well as my weekends. I am also able to host for the right opportunity. With that in mind, I am not interested in speaking with someone more than 30, 45 minutes from my area nor people who do not have profile pics.

I would love to potentially meet someone very well endowed, I prefer thick to length so if yours is nice and thick, come to the front of the line!

A personal fantasy of mine is to have a gangbang. The thought of being sounded by all that........mmmmmm

Crude or rude people will be ignored.

I am free to meet at your place within reason, hotels and I am able to host. if your from out of town and genuinely interested in meeting, you'll come to me. If things progress to where clothes come on, condoms go on.....no questions asked, non negotiable. If you don't like them or can't wear them for whatever reason, then again, I am probably not what you are looking for.

Now this is the important part. I am very real and very serious. If we talk and hit it off, I am going to want to meet. Thats we are here for right? If you are not in my general area, while I appreciate your interest, Im not going to respond. If you don't have a picture or a blank or very vague profile, again I appreciate your interest but I won't respond. If your profile says you are in a relationship and you are able to play alone, I will need confirmation from your significant other before we proceed. Lastly and most importantly, if we make plans and something happens or something comes up....I get it, I understand, however Ill be less engaging and it will be on you to plan from that moment forward. If plans fall through a 2nd time, I simply will go on about my business and I expect you to do the same. Im not looking for endless texting or sexting, so be prepared to want to meet me if you message me.

If you didn't read this all the way through .....shame on you.