I have an innate ability to find everything dirty, I can be serious (only once a month though, baby steps), I am financially secure. In other words I work. I have a boy and girl, both are very very hairy and need constant attention, which they get. (they are dogs people). No pics on here of anything but me and them. Want those, ask ;) Not really sure why I am on here other than the obvious, to look at the ads of course. I am very disappointed in that none of them are as funny as the Superbowl ads, boo. Anyway, want to more about what I am looking for, ask me. I am an open book, dusty but worth cleaning off. :D

My Ideal Person Smile for goodness sake! Be aware of what you want as if you don't know, there is no chance i will know. I am old enough to better, and old enough not to care. LIVE YOUR LIFE, not the life others tell you to live. Respect your peeps. The most important trait I like in a person is the understanding that some times, you just have gas. It happens to the best of us!!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Have always to find someone willing to play the role of the
stranger in the bar. Meet her, have a conversation, no names
exchanged then we leave for a hotel or a house. Once we leave
the bar, nothing is said.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, An airplane, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, The bed is a choice?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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