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Articles by Getting_Busy

Physics   4/7/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The bartender says...for you, no charge.


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Physics   4/7/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge.


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Ha   3/23/2020

Life is a dick <br><br> But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.


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Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contai


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Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contai


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Sex Computer   1/1/2020

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


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Penis   11/5/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


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Laxatives   11/3/2019

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


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Rubies cube   11/2/2019

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


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Gardening   11/2/2019

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


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Boobs   11/2/2019

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


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Lesbian   11/2/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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Hmmmmm   11/1/2019

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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Priest   10/27/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


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Dinosaur   10/27/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


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Dr Pepper   10/27/2019

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


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Banana   10/26/2019

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


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Mafia   10/26/2019

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


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Guitar teacher   10/26/2019

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


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and Drug Dealer   10/25/2019

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? <br><br> A can wash her crack and resell it.


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Santa Claus   10/25/2019

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


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Used condoms   10/25/2019

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


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Closed brothel   10/25/2019

What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br> Beat it, we’re closed.


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G-spot   10/24/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


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Hmmmm   10/24/2019

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


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What is the best snack to eat?   10/23/2019

CUMtwat


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Chat unreliable   10/22/2019

Chat on Senior Sizzle is not reliable...lost chats I was having...connection losses...etc.


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How much...   10/22/2019

A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.


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Oral to finish or as foreplay?   10/22/2019

So, I certainly love oral sex but I generally like it as foreplay not to finish as I love intercourse. Curious what others prefer....just curious.


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