Just a tease!
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Posted:Jan 20, 2010 6:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2010 7:54 pm
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The alarm woke us both but was meant for me. I turned it off and told you to go back to sleep. It isn�t often you get a day off and I really didn�t want to spoil it for you. I closed the door and went about my normal activities � getting the breakfast and making lunch; taking them to the bus stop. I was freezing by the time I got home. Just the short 10 steps from the car to the door can cut that chill right through me.
I had time to get warm before I had to get dressed for work so I slipped into the bed quietly. I knew better than to put my freezing body up against your warmth so I stayed on my side of the bed, enjoying your body heat at a distance. Just as I decide I need to start my day I feel your hand on my neck. Slowly you drag it down, rounding over my shoulder to the valley beyond. I know you�re enjoying the silhouette so I remain very still. Your hand migrates to my hip and I can no longer resist, I lean my body back towards you so your hand ends up over my mound. I know what time it is, I know I�m going to be late but when I look into your eyes I see the desire there, you aren�t pushing but you want me and that can be so incredibly attractive.
I turn towards you and feel the softness of your lips against mine. Our bodies are pressed together, your hand moving up, stroking my back in a light tickle. Our legs are intertwined and moving like snakes under the covers
Since it would be too long to post the rest of the story I will e-mail the entire thing to those who leave a comment requesting me to do so....
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A Period Piece...
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Posted:Jan 17, 2010 8:41 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2010 9:34 pm
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There are probably a million ways to describe a woman’s time of the month. But when you are trying to schedule a night of passion how do you tell someone that you need to wait a week? I figured I’d throw out some of the more colorful terms and see what y’all think.
I’m on the rag.
It’s my time of the month.
My body is busy that week.
Aunt Rose is visiting.
This is my Warrior Week.
The sharks are circling.
It’s my week of womanhood.
The red tide is in.
I need a week to clear up a leak.
C’mon – let’s have ‘em.
Ladies, what terms have you used/heard?
Gentlemen, what term should a woman use to inform you?
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Beep Beep Beep....
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Posted:Jan 14, 2010 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2010 3:03 pm
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I know its been a few days since I�ve graced you with my humble but odd mind. I certainly apologize! I tend to get quiet when my mind is focused on something it shouldn't be. So let's distract my brain�
Let�s have another brain dump, shall we?
When I listen to the radio and a commercial comes on I immediately change the channel � I want to hear music. But music is a commercial too - for the album, the band or the tour (or these days the mp3 single). So why do commercials bother us but the songs don�t? You could say it�s the talking but there are musical commercials and I don�t like them either. I think we�ve just been conditioned to balk at someone selling us something when it becomes apparent. Great, now my advertising degree is worth so much more!
The entire car shopping experience has led me to believe that I�m afraid of commitment. The best part is � I don�t care!  I don�t need to commit to anything except my and my own well being and that�s easy. Well some therapist somewhere is pissed to not get my check! 
Jack Bauer is BACK!!! YAY � See just as I�m dreading the end of the football season I get Jack back! Ooooh both Jacks too! Lost isn�t far behind.
Okay so in TV and movies when a couple hits some passionate moment the guy always knows where the zipper is on the girls dress. How is that? Do guys walk around checking out how to get a chics outfit off the fastest? �Oh, nice to meet you (note to self � zipper under right arm goes all the way down)�.
When I was a I didn�t get a TV in my room until I graduated high school. I finally got a computer when I went to college. My had computers (one for each of them) before they were 7 years old. They now both have televisions in their rooms too. What on earth do they have to look forward to if they get it all now? You know I blame my own parents both for making me go without and for giving them too much!
How is it I can keep two alive and well fed all by myself but can�t seem to water my plants even when I have one of the remind me?
I was living in San Francisco when the Northridge earthquake happened in Los Angeles. My mother called me freaking out wondering if I was okay. It didn�t matter that I was hundreds of miles away from even feeling it. Guess who called me after the Hatian earthquake? And I picked one hell of a day to not answer my cell phone.  She sure does know how to make a 40 year old feel like a 4 year old!
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Getting off in Switzerland
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Posted:Jan 9, 2010 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2010 5:20 pm
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Okay so I happened upon a story about a man in Switzerland who was ticketed for speeding. He was going 85mph in a 50mph zone. I can’t tell you how much I’ve done that myself. But here’s the kicker, the man went to court for the ticket and the judge decided he should pay $290,000.00. Yep let me spell that out for you –
TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THOUSAND DOLLARS for a speeding ticket!
No we aren’t talking a mistake with an exchange rate here. That is really the American equivalent of what he was charged. Why, you may ask? Well the judge apparently based the fine on the speeder's estimated wealth of over $20 million. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That driver pays more because he’s wealthier?
Well there’s a country I’ll never live in!
Hmmmm let me think on that further… if he got charged that much because he’s so damned rich what would they do if I were caught speeding 35mph over the limit? My net worth is so far in the negative does that mean they would PAY ME if I got a speeding ticket? Maybe I should move there. I could pay off all my debt within a few short months just by speeding. Of course then I'd have to move away before it snowed again...
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Me, jealous of lizards? Naaahh...
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Posted:Jan 6, 2010 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2010 7:58 pm
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Have you ever watched lizards screw?
No, I�m serious! There�s a tail in the way! I never thought about it before, how do they do that? But I have a million lizards on my front deck and last year I got a front row seat for all the fun. I�m sure there�s some Discovery Channel special on it or something but it�s incredible to watch it live right here. Even saw two of them going at it on the screen on my front window last year. Nothing like fucking gravity when being fucked. Felt like I should hide my �s eyes!
I know it�s such a strange thought; I guess I�m just anxious for spring. It is freezing outside which just isn�t allowed in Florida and I miss being able to sit out on the front deck and relax after putting the to bed (no I don�t miss it �cause of the lizards).
Care to joing me out there to heat things up a bit? Lets show the lizards how the tail-less get it on!
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Party time - lets get drunk!
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Posted:Jan 1, 2010 10:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2010 2:20 pm
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Okay this is blog #50. I actually didn't realize that until tonight. I haven't been paying attention. In honor of that and the turning of the calendar to the big one zero I thought I'd throw together 10 tidbits about me none of you know yet.
I�m a daddy�s girl but in a different kind of way. I�m the kind of daddy�s girl who learned how to repair her own toilet, build her �s sandbox, change her own oil, build or repair her own computer. My father doesn�t save me, he taught me how to save myself or avoid the need to be saved in the first place.
I can�t stand to be cold. The shivering, the cold hands, the excessive coats/gloves/hat/scarves. I know the old adage that you can always add clothing if you are cold but you can�t remove your skin if your hot. But� I can always go in the ocean if I�m too hot!! I�m ready for winter to be done.
I want an island to escape to when this country begins to realize how screwed up everything really is. I have an Uncle that decided he wanted to buy an uninhabited island many years ago. He searched the world for one and came home with a new wife instead. Turns out he only had enough money for one or the other.
I have never tried illegal drugs; never wanted to. The first time I saw pot I thought it looked gross and walked away. Once I realized why people chose to do that stuff I realized that I could be that way all on my own without killing all my brain cells in the process. Wonder if that makes me a �goody goody�?
I probably get really drunk once every 5 years or so. I remember everything I do when I�m drunk (as long as I�m still awake) and worse than that � I still have control over my choices when I�m plastered. I just can�t control my mouth and end up telling too much about myself to the wrong person.
I am very weak when it comes to massages. I�ve mentioned my fascination with a man�s hands before but a set of strong hands running all over my body is so utterly relaxing and erotic that I will do nearly anything for an orgasm after a really good massage. I got horny once from a facial. Okay, not just a little horny. I mean fantasizing about the woman giving me a facial kinda horny. And I don�t fantasize about women (except Angelina Jolie). I have avoided spas ever since.
For whatever reason I will eat raw fish without issue but don�t like cooked fish. Shellfish / crustaceans don�t qualify � I�ll eat them raw or cooked.
I make the best sushi rice ever. Yes I used to make my own sushi! I also used to make homemade flour tortillas (I still have the press). I�m not sure what one has to do with the other. These days though everything I make has to be quick and easy. If it takes more than 30 minutes I have to save it for a weekend or holiday.
I cry very very easily. I�ll cry when watching a sunset, when I see a mother and baby having a happy moment, always during movies or television shows and I�ll even cry if you look too deep into my eyes. However if I cry when I�m angry or upset (which is inevitable) I will get more angry because I can�t control the tears, which will make me cry more and so on and so on.
I don�t wear make-up. I never really have except for very special occasions. No particular reason really. Just don�t feel the need. I�d rather save it for something special; people are less likely to say �oh wow� if they see you made up every day and if I�m making that kind of effort I want the �oh wow�.
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Finding the perfect screw (or car)...
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Posted:Dec 31, 2009 9:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2010 8:50 pm
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I know I should throw in a post about the New Year or something but my mind has been occupied with getting a replacement car I barely noticed there was a celebration going on. So what better way to start the one-oh than with a little dose of what my mind is going through...
A fair and balanced comparison:
How used car buying is like Senior Sizzle dating.
You see a ton of engine pictures. Once you’ve been looking at too many engines they start to run together and you forget which one was attached to which model.
Making arrangements to see what one looks like in person is always best. Once you decide you like what you see its time for a test drive.
Just because it is clean and well cared for doesn’t mean you’ll like it once you drive it. On a similar note – nobody likes one that hasn’t been cleaned before the test drive.
Once you find one you like you want to drive it all the time.
Leather can be good, depending on the driver of course.
You see the pictures but when you show up you may find out it’s been totally trashed and realize the pictures were intentionally blurry or misleading.
Gotta watch out for those with too many miles. Though certain models might be more reliable and having extra miles just helps you trust it more. It’s a fine line and wishful thinking can get in the way.
The smell can be rather important. It can make you want to drive more or make you want to send it back.
The ones that do cool things when you push the right button are always in high demand.
Don’t decide you like one just before a vaction/holiday (or in a date’s case – your period) or someone might take it right out from under you while you are unable to do anything about it.
A great driver’s seat molds itself around your body.
The best ones make your heart race and make you feel like you can take on the world.
If you get a good stick shift you can better control your speed and power.
Knowing what you want going in to the process will help assure you get exactly what you want out of it. Settling for less will make you feel cheated. But if you are too picky you will walk away with nothing.
One should always be grateful to the former drivers of the car you enjoy. They are the ones that broke it in, cared for it, kept it out of harm’s way and then dropped it off for you to find!
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Nude - to be or not to be... that is the question.
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Posted:Dec 26, 2009 11:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2010 9:42 pm
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Anybody remember The Newlywed game?
For those who do not: This was a televised game show that was on when I was a where newlyweds would compete for prizes by proving how much they knew about their new spouse.
I remember one particular questions incredibly well; even after all these years.
The question was "Does your wife look sexier with clothes on or off". The Wives had to guess what answer the Husbands would give. Then the Husbands had to answer honestly and find out if that matched what the Wife guessed. The couple that matched both said she looked sexier dressed.
I was shocked at this question. I was probably 8 or 9 years old and just beginning to understand attraction but aren't all people sexier in the nude? In my mind you couldn't have sex unless you were naked therefore you were sexy when naked.
Of course I'm all grown up now. There are many people (men and women) who are sexy nude but I can state I have always felt sexier with lingerie on (a teddy usually). Someone recently pointed out that the lingerie is sexiest when dropped to the floor but it got me to wondering...
Are you sexier nude or slightly dressed?
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A message from the Sappy one!
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Posted:Dec 24, 2009 10:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2009 11:30 pm
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There are so many different people in the world and I would like to think that our little band of adult sites helps to bring all those people together.
So today though my and I follow the traditions that we were raised with and enjoy I am vividly aware that many enjoy entirely different traditions and on different occasions too.
This feature to me is one of life's great wonders. How so many people who are so different and in so many different ways can co-habitate on one planet.
So on this day,whether you celebrate it with a tree or a menorah, shopping, melting candles, going to the movies or enjoying a normal day - I hope you can find a moment to be amazed by the peaceful feeling that we are all capable of bringing out in each other.
Take a deep breath, look to the earth, the sun, the sky or the stars and be grateful for where we are, how far the human race has come in our time on the planet and smile. We have not yet enjoyed every rest stop on this journey and there are many roads yet to explore.
Feel hope, feel love (especially mine) and the warmth that only best wishes from Florida can bring.
May we all know each other and enjoy each other well into the future. May all our days be Merry and Bright!
Best wishes!
Cricket
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