The Loyal Wife
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Posted:Oct 12, 2008 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2008 12:33 pm
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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket..
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him ! ?'
'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
Moral of the story: Women are cleverer than Men .....
Send this to a clever women you know, or a man with a good sense of humor . . . . .
So as I just did.........
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Here a Joke I thought You Might Like
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Posted:Oct 10, 2008 10:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2008 9:54 pm
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A joke between Dad and Read this..,
asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my , someday I'll have to tell you any way,
The asked again: 'So why not today?
The Dad's Respond: Please, listen carefully Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus
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Here a Joke I thought You Might Like
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Posted:Oct 10, 2008 10:09 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:40 am
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A joke between Dad and Read this..,
asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my , someday I'll have to tell you any way,
The asked again: 'So why not today?
The Dad's Respond: Please, listen carefully Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus
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Joke for Tonight
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Posted:Oct 10, 2008 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2008 6:22 am
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A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His is also at the table, eating. He asks, ", what happened last night?"
His says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
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Simple Friends VS. Real Friends....
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Posted:Sep 13, 2008 9:46 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2008 2:23 pm
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A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is
over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship
until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend hates it when you call
after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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Friends with Benefits
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Posted:Aug 11, 2008 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2008 8:59 pm
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Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on Senior Sizzle that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... let's play "friends w/ benefits" It doesnt matter if they are taken, married, or single. You will be shocked who will reply! If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends. If you are SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, single, gay
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From a Man Prespective
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 12:40 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2008 6:11 pm
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I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a , and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because its true and you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys
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Why is it ???
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Posted:Jun 15, 2008 2:31 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 2:53 pm
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Why do men email women thinking that they are all into role playing? Do men think that we want to be their mommies, sisters or aunt..Well we don't ...some of us like to be in control for a change. Why don't they do things that we want instead or do thing we enjoy doing for a change. Most women wants romanced ...treated like a lady instead of an object for them. Some of us do enjoy candlelight and soft music instead of high heels and spanking their butt.
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Role Plays
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Posted:Jun 2, 2008 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 7:35 pm
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I get e-mails from guys that are wanting you to play roles for them. I ask them what kind of roles they want me to play and they say some want me to be there mother and some want me to be there sister. I think this is kind of discussing when someone wants you to plays roles like that. So now I would like some of you to give me your opinion on this matter please.
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What does it take to meet a person that is serious on this site that does not want to ply games.
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Posted:May 6, 2008 7:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2008 8:52 pm
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I have been on the site for fours years and I get lots of e-mails and respond back to them but most of the guys just seem to want to play games. There are a few that will actually meet you but when you meet them they look nothing like the picture they send you. I think that if you are serious in meeting a person you should aleast be honest with the person and be upfront and forward with exactly what you want from the person. There are people on here that really like to play games with women minds and I am sure there women on here that do the same thing. So if you reall want to try and find a friend or whatever you are looking for you should at least be very honest with the person. There are people on here that say they want to meet you and then when it comes time to meet they are a no show. So that is why I say there is so much game playing on the site so guy and gals if you really want to amke something happen stop playing game and make it happen.
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Why Men Do Men Act So Crazy
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Posted:Apr 18, 2008 7:22 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2008 10:50 am
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Why is it that men can have double standards when it comes to women being on dating sites that where they find us to start with. The moment we say hello to them they act like they own us and the first thing they want is sex the second thing is they want for us to delete our profile but they want to keep there on the site. So why is there such a double standard?
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My Experience On Senior Sizzle
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Posted:Apr 4, 2008 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2008 2:09 pm
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I have meet a lot of nice people on the site and have meet a lot of weirdo on the site. I think the best part of my experience is the part of where when we all get together and have a party and you get to put a face with the names of the people you meet in the chat room. I rememember the first time I meet ncgirl it was the funniest thing I have evey had happen in my life and now she is one of my dearest friend. So people can say what they want to say about alot of people on the site but you can not say anything about anybody until you acually meet the person. So I can say most of the people that I have meet are very nice people. Sassy is a alot of fun to be around and she is the live of a party when she is around and alex is a person that you would want to be your friend also I could just keep naming names. So if you have never beeen to a party on Senior Sizzle then you should at least attend someday. I have been on the sight for almost fours years and have had alot of fun with these people and would not take anything for it. Would like to thank them all for including me in the life.
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My Experience On Senior Sizzle
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Posted:Mar 11, 2008 5:15 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 2:37 pm
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I have been on Senior Sizzle for three years. I have ask that people be honest and truthfull with me. I ask that they send a face picture and instead I get a naked picture a lot of times. To me it is a site where people like to play games. It is hard to meet people that want to be dishonest about things like that, so what else is there left to do? I would like to meet someone who would like me for myself and just have fun. I would also like to meet someone with some common sense and sense of humor.
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