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Quote Of The Day: 9-6-21  

trixietrixster 54F  
3256 posts
9/6/2021 12:12 pm
Quote Of The Day: 9-6-21

"HOLY FUCK ME - is that what I think it is" - Me ...

So, the toilet seat in my bathroom has seen better days. The breaking straw was when I reached over, the screw thingys popped out and I almost whacked my head into the sink = bad pain ... LOL ...

Totally hate using his to no end, especially at nite since I most never turn the lites on = fucking toilet seat up and in my ass goes into the hole ... LOL ...

My hubby went out and did some errands, arriving back home with ... wait for it ... yeppers, I'm back in business ... YAY!!

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...

NJGUY08090 55M
4307 posts
9/6/2021 1:22 pm

Something so simple can be so exciting when it is new... Enjoy the go....Always love to see your blogs.

sexyldy1000 65F  
9606 posts
9/6/2021 1:25 pm

Better to be 'back in business' than suffer the consequences of not being!
I could visualize what you were experiencing!

Tmptrzz 59F  
107039 posts
9/6/2021 1:28 pm

Good to hear you got your seat replaced, I hate when they leave the toilet seat up and yep my ass is in the whole too. But lately he's been really good about putting the seat down when he's done in there.

I always go in the dark too at night, as the light's exhaust fan is just too damn loud and I don't want to wake him up!!!

I hope you both are enjoying a fun Labor Day my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..

MrRareity 62M  
4589 posts
9/6/2021 2:08 pm

Glad you didn't fall in or hit your head

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious

jajo696 67F
4287 posts
9/6/2021 3:19 pm

lol....glad ur back in biz. That dreaded hole can be deadly ~

lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
9/7/2021 3:24 am

Hubby??? Are you back??

I hope you're okay lovely McTrixster!!

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