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Quote Of The Day: 11-24-20  

trixietrixster 54F  
3256 posts
11/24/2020 2:09 pm
Quote Of The Day: 11-24-20

"The blades are really sharp - don't cut yourself" - Pseudo Family

"Where the fuck is the duct tape" -

So, we got a new super duper uber food processor today. There were a million parts to it. As I was taking it out of the box, I put the pieces into the dishwasher. I was being very careful, tho, I'm a dam walking klutz on wheels ... LOL ... my primary refers to the accident prone part of as this: "clumsier than a hog on ice" ...

I once broke my ankle on a handicapped ramp - LOL ... neither nor the ramp was in motion ... riddle this?!

And, it happened, just like that. I didn't really feel it, just saw the bad blood dripping from my finger, It was pretty deep and fairly long ...

On the hunt I go for band aids - nadda. Next, on the make for duct tape ... LOL ... seems we used it all for Halloween stuff ...

Tho, I did come across the scotch tape ... worked out pretty well ...


In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


Tmptrzz 59F  
107039 posts
11/24/2020 2:58 pm

So sorry you cut yourself my friend. Oh my friend you have to be careful with new sharp objects. I hope it heals quickly and I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening.. xoxo

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
11/24/2020 4:03 pm

I can be a clutz... unless I pay attention. 😶 ❗ ❗ ❗
Ya learn dontcha? 🤔


keithcancook 65M
18358 posts
11/24/2020 7:35 pm

Now, if you had cut yourself on Halloween night instead of today you could have worked it all into a very realistic and dramatic scene for the kiddies! Yikes! It's the Rocky Trixie Horror Show!

blog on!


sexyldy1000 65F  
9606 posts
11/24/2020 8:27 pm

The liquid from an aloe plant is healing. I remember my Dad using it on his cut finger. Over time it sealed and healed what ordinarily would have required stitches.


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
11/26/2020 3:53 am

Ah there's a lot to be said for the scots......we invented more than tape mind, but that's a particularly useful one!

Hope you're well m'dear!


trixietrixster 54F  
3125 posts
11/30/2020 7:16 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    So sorry you cut yourself my friend. Oh my friend you have to be careful with new sharp objects. I hope it heals quickly and I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening.. xoxo
You know, my dear friend ... some days, I can't even be trusted with a crayon -... HA!

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 54F  
3125 posts
11/30/2020 7:18 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I can be a clutz... unless I pay attention. 😶 ❗ ❗ ❗
    Ya learn dontcha? 🤔
Tripped on campus once over my own foot - LOL ... flip flop went flying like 10 feet in the air ... ripped my fav jeans ...blood - bad blood. I put on quite the show for my peers ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 54F  
3125 posts
11/30/2020 7:22 pm

    Quoting  :

One time, I was cutting chicken and my hands were full of nasty greeb. The knife fell blade down onto my toe - LOL ... I didn't even flinch, or look down, just went for the peroxide and a bandaid. With my luck, I'd crazy glue my finger to a jar of jelly - LOL ... how do you avoid Friday the 13th?! Sleep thru it?!

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 54F  
3125 posts
11/30/2020 7:26 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Now, if you had cut yourself on Halloween night instead of today you could have worked it all into a very realistic and dramatic scene for the kiddies! Yikes! It's the Rocky Trixie Horror Show!

    blog on!
Holy Crap On A Cracker - that would have been pretty dam kewl - maybe next year!!! Cracking up here at "Rocky Trixie Horror Show" ... LOL ... way too funny! And, thanks for stopping by my little island of the world ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 54F  
3125 posts
11/30/2020 7:28 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    The liquid from an aloe plant is healing. I remember my Dad using it on his cut finger. Over time it sealed and healed what ordinarily would have required stitches.
Hi, pretty lady ... I'll have to invest in a few aloe plants, thank you for the useful information!

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 54F  
3125 posts
11/30/2020 7:35 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Ah there's a lot to be said for the scots......we invented more than tape mind, but that's a particularly useful one!

    Hope you're well m'dear!
Oh, I had no idea that tape was invented across the pond, my McKilted friend. Some days, this place gives Google a bad name - HA!! Hope things are good with you ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


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