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Why Clumsy People Shouldn't Wear Stilettos  

trixiekitten71 51F
6 posts
4/11/2021 8:11 pm
Why Clumsy People Shouldn't Wear Stilettos


So like most red-blooded males, Hubby thinks it's sexy when women wear heels during sex. He's always asking and always saying no. It's not that I don't want to make him happy. I just don't want to him.

You see, clumsy. I have been all my life. And not your average kind of clumsy either. I can<b> trip </font></b>over my own feet while standing still. So stilettos in bed would mean, the very least, putting someone's eye . He says that just being silly and that would never happen.

Well, a couple of weeks ago, Hubby and I were fooling around and I go to move my leg to the other side. The heel of my foot catches him right in the eye. He grabs his head and starts complaining of a headache and having a black eye.

First thing of my mouth...."Aren't you glad I wasn't wearing stilettos!!"

forgotforgetting 56M
8134 posts
4/12/2021 10:04 am

RBI = Random Bed Injury! Welcome to the blogs.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


Leegs2012 49M
96134 posts
4/12/2021 10:01 am

That's some rough sex there..LOL!! Glad He is OK! Welcome to Blogland!


patchdriver 67M/66F  
156 posts
4/12/2021 6:00 am

Stilettos' - dangerous shoes in bed. We decided to kick them off when it came to bedtime regardless how they look. Myself and other men got stabbed as she thrashed about, and stiletto's have very sharp heels.


justme51 71M

4/12/2021 4:32 am

Yes hubby was lucky. I told my wife years ago to be careful waring leggings out in public. Not that I minded other men looking at her camel to but her wet spot.


sweet0necter 48F  
2059 posts
4/12/2021 1:22 am

Sex is fine, just dont ask me to walk in them. Lol


trixiekitten71 replies on 4/12/2021 2:45 am:
If he thinks they are sexy he can wear them!

PAWAPh 46M
14861 posts
4/11/2021 9:44 pm

*I Am Even Glad You Didn't*

OOOOuuucch!!!!

Jack


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