Men's profiles - must do better  

tommywood107 M/F
11 posts
1/21/2022 8:45 am
Men's profiles - must do better


I'll say it straight off the bat - we do not think our Senior Sizzle profile is anything to write home about.

We've just tried to get the basics done by showing off my bits, showing off her bits, outlining clearly what we want, and giving our take on how shit goes down on Senior Sizzle.

But I was talking to the missus last night and we agreed that so many of the profiles on here are just plain terrible, particularly a lot of the single men ones.

Come on fellas - you can do so much better!

Take or leave this advice as you won't be getting a refund, but here it goes...

Don't make your profile pic your erect penis.

Your 3D monster cock popping out of the screen will probably just scare the shit out of a lot of women.

Dicks are just plain ugly and certainly not the feature to lead with.

Although women's secondary sexual characteristics are like a smorgasbord for the eyes, a man's s main event just isn't.

Try and take a flattering shot of your body, wearing the clothes you look best in or feel most comfortable in if you'd prefer.

Maybe work in a 'big package' under the clothes effort later, or get your kit off and 'leave your hat on', as the saying goes.

If she needs verification on your ten-incher you can be sure she'll ask.

With a more holistic shot of you, your personality will resonate off the screen and you will make much deeper inroads with your intended bunk-up target.

Better still - if you are not societal pressure chicken shits like us - take a nice shot of your face.

You might have convinced yourself you are just plain fugly, but beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

How many women - who others might not describe as stereotypically attractive - have you looked at and thought, 'there is just something about her'.

Or if you are like me you may have decided, 'she just looks deliciously dirty. So yes please!'.

That shit goes both ways, surely? (Feel free to confirm this theory ladies).

And the main other area to take a look at is the profile wording.

Unless you really are a dull, one-dimensional and monosyllabic fella (which, of course, many are) then don't present yourself as such.

I'm as sure as shit any guy on here could inject a bit more personality into their profiles if they really tried.

And look, if you are really struggling then drop me a line and I'll write it for you.

For gratis like, just to help a brother out.

Anyway, in unicorn hunting news it looks like we might have a solid bite, on something that rhymes with cinder.

I'll keep you updated on that, but who knows, we might get our tumble with some lucky lady before the month is out.

Happy hunting. xx

SilverFoxMark66 67M  
286 posts
1/21/2022 9:48 am

Amen to that Tommy (& your wife) there are many blog posts from women on here with similar advice & I don't blame them; there are also some women on here who are very vague or not specific enough about what they're looking for too & often only 1 photo which rarely gives any hint of what the "full package" might be; so congratulations on finding a potential unicorn & I look forward to your updates on that progress too, she's a very lucky girl IMHO


IThinkPositive73 49M
25 posts
1/21/2022 11:41 am

"But I was talking to the missus last night and we agreed that so many of the profiles on here are just plain terrible, particularly a lot of the single men ones."

What your saying is very likely true, then again, I'm not on here browsing single men's profiles because I'm not looking for single men. Your blog post caught my eye because of the headline, and I find it peculiar because your profile says you're interested in "Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)". I would've expected it coming from a couple's profile interested in men, so why do the plain terrible single men profiles even matter if you're not interested in them? Most, if not all of what you say applies to women's profiles (i.e. most vaginas are u-g-l-y and definitely shouldn't be the main photo), and I know this because those are the profiles I'm viewing. I only moused over your profile to gain and provide context to this post. Again, since your profile says you're interested in women, it would stand to reason you'd also be viewing them with more scrutiny and focusing your pointers on helping them improve their profiles.


tommywood107 replies on 1/21/2022 12:32 pm:
We (and I mean both of us at the same time) have regularly responded to messages from single men, and checked out their profiles for context. Although your logic tracks, you have not taken into account the fact that - as our profile pic is often an inviting one of my wife - we routinely field messages and interact with single men. As for the suggestion vaginas are ugly - strongly disagree. Thanks for the counter point though. Always good to get an opposing viewpoint.

BiSussi 61F
1405 posts
1/21/2022 6:27 pm

    Quoting  :

Are you sure men like to see a vagina pic rather than a face pic?
If you would sit around my pool, you would know why so many men show their \8 and even in the office over coffee, when the topic comes up, women want to be sure he has a \8 and not /8, a pic helps a lot

As for me, I prefer no vagina pic, it should be a surprise to anyone I fall for

after it has been filled up at least once


My latest crash Moerd1992 , but he has not returned my phone call yet and now I wonder, does he have the Wuhan flue or did he mistype his phone# ? Something tells me Moerd1992 and I would be a perfect match Falling in love and practicing Making Babies until sunrise
Oh yes, when you have found love you don’t go back to SEX. All I can think about isMaking Babies when I am in loveOVER 30 YEARS of making love without condoms and not once ended up with an STD risk management & being selective, believing in LOVE & not >>! every nice looking and good sounding man does pay off


I love pussies and adore nice dicks


Sexisnatural01 47M
38 posts
1/21/2022 6:39 pm

monosyllabic, interesting word noted.


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