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MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES - WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOW-JOB  

spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
29788 posts
8/7/2021 11:10 am
MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES - WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOW-JOB



It’s my birthday today! Given covid, my birthday celebrations will be quite low-key. There’ll be a birthday meal but there’ll be no birthday party.

How do you normally celebrate your birthday?

Though I’m going to have a quiet birthday, I am expecting birthday presents. A few weeks ago I issued a birthday present list so people don’t waste their money by buying me something I don’t need or want. Unwanted birthday presents always get recycled!

Do you re-gift unwanted presents?

There are five items on this year’s birthday present list. First, there is wine. I’ve asked for my favourite wine, Pouilly-Fumé, a French dry white wine. I’m hoping for a case but I’ll probably be lucky just to get one bottle as it’s quite expensive.



Second on my list is the book, Spike, by Jeremy Farrar, a leading scientist in the fight against coronavirus. In the book he charts the ineptitude of the Johnson Government in dealing with the pandemic here in Britain. Johnson - I can’t call him Boris - is at best a clown who has lied his way into office and at worst a clown who is lying his way in office.



The third tem on my birthday present list is a bucket - not just any bucket but a Marcelo Bielsa bucket. Marcelo Bielsa is the iconic manager of my beloved football team, Leeds United. At<b> games </font></b>he often sits on the bucket on the sidelines. I’ll be sitting on the bucket when watching Leeds United<b> games </font></b>on television!



Fourth on my present list is a pair of binoculars, an essential for my planned honeymoon safari in Tanzania next summer, covid-permitting.



The fifth and final item on my list is a blow-job from two women. I know I won’t get this but a man can surely live in hope on his birthday!



spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/7/2021 11:23 am

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
(Mark Twain)


HAMONMAN 63M
13129 posts
8/7/2021 1:08 pm


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
8/7/2021 2:12 pm

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My oldest sister often plans special birthdays. It's my brother's birthday in two weeks so, no doubt we'll be out that night (5 siblings and friends).
I don't re-gift unwanted gifts.
I hope you get at least one of those gifts you want on your birthday.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
8/7/2021 3:24 pm

Happy Birthday.
I waved.
Is THAT on your list?
Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ❗


Tmptrzz 59F  
107039 posts
8/7/2021 4:05 pm

Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Spunkycumfun, Happy Birthday To You And Many More.

I hope you get all you desire for your special day and enjoy it..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scoupe42 59M  

8/7/2021 8:50 pm

Hope your Birthday day was a happy one!


author51 59F  
130010 posts
8/7/2021 10:32 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
    (Mark Twain)
Happy Birthday to you.Here is to many more and getting a few items checked off your birthday wish List..xoxo


PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
8/8/2021 12:38 am

Happy Birthday!!
That blowjob is going to be epic if it takes two women. Please record it so we can all watch


effer2910 58M
5508 posts
8/8/2021 3:27 am

Happy Birthday Spunky. I wish you to drink your bucket of Pouilly Fumé with a pipe (it's an excellent wine )
A pipe, that's how we call a blowjob in France

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pal334 68M  
45821 posts
8/8/2021 6:50 am

What a wonderful Birthday! I generally just ignore it, but I do admire your desires. The 5th one did catch my eye and I think I will possibly request it

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secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/8/2021 6:34 pm

Happy birthday, birthday boy!!


jajo696 67F
4287 posts
8/9/2021 2:18 am

Many Happy returns to the Day....hope it was wonderful. Hope you get ALL that you wanted. Let us know !!

My last bday was very very low key with takeout. Just happy to have a bday ~

Cheers to you🎉🎂


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
8/9/2021 10:40 am

Happy brothday McPunkster, hope you're having a good un.

I prefer low key all years........mainly because I don't like being centre of attention (not even secretly).


lust4life59 63F  
2552 posts
8/9/2021 4:59 pm

Happy belated birthday wishes........

and no, I've never regifted a blow job.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:05 am

    Quoting  :

Despite being alone, I hope you get to open a birthday present or two.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:06 am

Thanks for your birthday fanfare.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:07 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    [image]

    My oldest sister often plans special birthdays. It's my brother's birthday in two weeks so, no doubt we'll be out that night (5 siblings and friends).
    I don't re-gift unwanted gifts.
    I hope you get at least one of those gifts you want on your birthday.
I just got one of my five present ideas - the wine!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:08 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Happy Birthday.
    I waved.
    Is THAT on your list?
    Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ❗
A wave is always on my list.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:09 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Spunkycumfun, Happy Birthday To You And Many More.

    I hope you get all you desire for your special day and enjoy it..
I had a quiet but good birthday drinking lots of wine!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:09 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Hope your Birthday day was a happy one!
My birthday was a happy if not a quiet one.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:10 am

    Quoting author51:
    Happy Birthday to you.Here is to many more and getting a few items checked off your birthday wish List..xoxo
Only one item - the wine - was checked off my birthday list. There's always next year!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:11 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Happy Birthday!!
    That blowjob is going to be epic if it takes two women. Please record it so we can all watch
The two women-blowjob, unfortunately but perhaps not surprisingly, didn't materialise on my birthday!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:13 am

    Quoting effer2910:
    Happy Birthday Spunky. I wish you to drink your bucket of Pouilly Fumé with a pipe (it's an excellent wine )
    A pipe, that's how we call a blowjob in France
I had a few glasses of Pouilly Fumé but no pipe on my birthday!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:14 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What a wonderful Birthday! I generally just ignore it, but I do admire your desires. The 5th one did catch my eye and I think I will possibly request it
Though I requested a blow-job from two women, it didn't materialise. I hope you are luckier on your birthday!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:15 am

Many thanks for your birthday greetings.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:16 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Many Happy returns to the Day....hope it was wonderful. Hope you get ALL that you wanted. Let us know !!

    My last bday was very very low key with takeout. Just happy to have a bday ~

    Cheers to you🎉🎂
I only got the wine from my list. I just can't understand why I didn't get a blow-job from two women for my birthday!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:17 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Happy brothday McPunkster, hope you're having a good un.

    I prefer low key all years........mainly because I don't like being centre of attention (not even secretly).
My birthday was low key. Normally I like a big birthday bash but covid put paid to that!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/12/2021 5:18 am

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Happy belated birthday wishes........

    and no, I've never regifted a blow job.
It'd be very rude to re-gift a blow-job! Some things aren't meant for re-gifting.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
8/13/2021 9:02 pm

Happy belated birthday, spunky!
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My birthdays are always quiet!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/14/2021 2:49 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Happy belated birthday, spunky!
    [image]
    My birthdays are always quiet!
Many thanks for your birthday wishes.


scoupe42 59M  

8/19/2021 6:26 am

Happy Belated Birthday


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/19/2021 7:42 am

Many thanks for your kind wishes.


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