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 Welcome to Sexy TIMES!This blog will report various, often random and sometimes dubious thoughts, quirks, observations, trivia, tales, questions, dreams, rants, opinions, truths, musings, stories, lies, hopes, moans, fantasies, etc in the hope of tempting you to get involved. Our mission is to put the facts in the public domain! Please feel free to write a letter to the editor at LETTERS TO THE EDITOR. Back issues of Sexy TIMES are available at INDEX OF BACK ISSUESSexy TIMES editor: spunkycumfun, Esq. Sexy TIMES proprietor: Rupert Murdoch Sexy TIMES executive designer: [blog cherimore] The editor and, of course, the proprietor take no responsibility for accuracy of the content, nor any responsibility for the propriety of how the content was gathered. Otherwise, Sexy TIMES subscribes to the highest ethical standards of journalism. |
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Posted:Dec 4, 2012 10:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2013 3:37 am
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Have you got a dig bick?
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GOBLIN SEX
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Posted:Dec 3, 2012 12:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2014 1:28 am
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For those interested in goblins, Jane Amber has just released her new erotic fiction work, Goblin Gangbang!
Below is an article from Zimbabwe's Bulawayo Chronicle about a 'true' story of goblins sexually assaulting teachers:
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Goblins unleash reign of terror on teachers
Sunday, 25 November 2012
TEACHERS from Nembe Secondary School in Tsholotsho are living in fear of goblins that have been terrorising them since last term. The school, which has about 350 pupils and 15 teachers, is situated along Sipepa Road, 15km from Tsholotsho business centre.
Some teachers who spoke on condition of anonymity on Friday said the goblins were physically attacking and sexually abusing them.
“This problem started last term and became very serious in the past few weeks. The goblins would caress teachers' private parts and strangle those who refuse,” said one of the teachers.
“Some times a female teacher would wake up in the morning only to discover that she had been intimate unknowingly.
“The goblins would also come to your room and knock, while calling your name and then demand money. We are in a difficult situation and do not know what to do.”
The teachers said the parents in the area have engaged inyangas from South Africa to try and exorcise the strange creatures.
“The villagers in the area have engaged South Africa inyangas who came here on Wednesday night.
“The parents contributed $1 each to finance the logistics for the cleansing ceremony,” said the teacher.
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FREE PERSONALITY TEST
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Posted:Dec 2, 2012 11:16 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2017 4:19 am
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If anyone would like their personality tested, please answer the following seven questions by writing down the FIRST thing that comes in your head and post your answers inside:
1. Name an animal.
2. Name a bird.
3. Name another animal.
4. Think of a piece of glass and describe in detail what you are imagining.
5. Think of a wall and describe in detail what you are imagining.
6. Can you see over your wall you are imagining?
7. Do want to go over the wall you are imagining?
The more detail, the better!
This test will work because we don't know you.
Money back if not satisfied!
Inside is a cartoon on personality tests.
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INDEX OF BACK ISSUES
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Posted:Dec 1, 2012 12:18 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2023 11:36 am
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Below is a list of all issues of Sexy TIMES published:
OCTOBER 2012
PERSONAL SERVICES | TEENAGE KICKS | WOULD YOU WEAR THIS DRESS | EATING TESTICLES | GURNING AND SEX | WORLD'S BIGGEST COCK | BLONDE JOKE | SAUCY POSTCARDS | ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN | HOTEL SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL | GEORGE BEST | DOGGING | COCKATOO | FAULTY PHOTOCOPIER | CONDOM SHOPPING | THIS IS GROSS | SYBIAN SEX | 500 SHADES OF GREY | THE NEXT US PRESIDENT | DOUBLE ENTENDRE | xxx THE KISS xxx | HOTELS ARE SEXY | ORGASM FACES | GRILLZ | TAGGED | SORRY TO STANDARD MEMBERS | SPUNK TRIVIA | PUSSY RIOT, A COCK AND AN ORGY
NOVEMBER 2012
FAMILY PLANNING ADVICE | WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS | GLORY HOLE SEX | WHAT IS IT WITH MEN PART ONE | WHAT IS IT WITH MEN PART TWO | YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL | FJORDS, IKEA AND CARNIVALS | PORN TRIVIA | THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER | ROYAL FAMILY SCANDAL EXPOSED | HOW MANY | LIAR LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE | THE WARTENBERG | BEST EVER JOKE | DOMINATION AND SUBMISSION | MASTURBATEATHON | BRITS ABROAD | HELLO BOYS | WEE FISH | SEXY OLDER PEOPLE | MAKING BABIES | WHITE BITS | HOLIDAY SEX | [post 3046340] | AN iPAD BLOWJOB | CHOCOLATE | LAST WORDS | SHE DONE HIM WRONG | 38KKK | BEST PLACE FOR SEX
DECEMBER 2012
[post 3050748] | FREE PERSONALITY TEST | GOBLIN SEX | MEN ONLY | [post 3053317] | ORGY | BAD SEX | TALKING DIRTY | CARNIVAL | ORAL SEX SUCKS | PREMIER INN | A TESTICLE SQUEEZE | SPITROAST | PIMPING | THE SPAGHETTI TREE HOAX | SIX FANNIES | RIDING THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY | BIG BAWS | GUNS N' ROSES | THE VIRGIN MARY | MERRY XMAS 2012 | BERING IS NOT STRAIT | WHAT DO YOU SEE | POKER FACE | WEIGHTY MATTERS | STRAPON FUN | NUTS | INDECENT PROPOSAL | SMALL PENIS SYNDROME | THE VOYEUR | HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013
JANUARY 2013
AMSTERDAM | A GIMP | HOOKEDUP | POSTORGASM | MAGNUM FOR SALE | SPANKING FUN | THE NHL LOCKOUT | SHAGNASTIES AND RUDESTERS | BODY PERFECT | ESS AND EMM | WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE | CLIT RINGS | BENEFITS SUPERVISOR SLEEPING | CHRISTIAN NYMPHOS | BONK | FILTH | BICURIOUS | A SNOWBALL | SEXY DOLPHINS | A SWIMMING POOL | CHEERS | WINDOW PEEPING | GAY TEA | A COCK RING | ZOMBIE SEX | EVERYONE I HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH | DP OR NOT DP | ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN | FISHY PUSSY | THE PILEDRIVER | [post 3087595]
FEBRUARY 2013
'OLLYWOOD | SOME FISHNET | A SLAP IN THE FACE | MANIPULATION | THE CHAIN | HALF NAKED WEDNESDAY | SMOKING SEX | NAPOLEON39S PENIS | OVER THE RAINBOW | COMING OUT | BANANAS AND CONDOMS | COCKS AT DAWN | MITES UP, TITES DOWN | TITFUCKING | HITLER39S TABLE MANNERS | TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT | [post 3098229] | BANKERS ARE | SPUNK LAKES | RESTRAINED SEX | WHO IS LUCKY | JFK AND CUBAN CIGARS | D39OH | WHAT IS IT WITH THE DUTCH | A CREAM PIE OR A CREAMPIE | FIGURE SKATING AND DISCO DANCING | ARE YOU A SEXTREMIST | WHAT IF
MARCH 2013
EXTREME POLE DANCING | AN ENGLISH RIDING COAT | SEX DATING | STRANGER SEX | EXTREME SUNBATHING | I DONT MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT | A BUDGET HOTEL | INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY | THE MATHS OF SWINGING | VIVIENNE WESTWOOD VS MICHELLE OBAMA | ORGASM | EYES WIDE SHUT | NEW POPE'S MESSAGE TO AFF | FARTING, THE FACTS | FAKING IT | WHAT HAS CHANGED IN THE WORLD SINCE 1956 | PUBIC HAIR | [post 3116920] | ANAL BEADS | 'WE'RE ALL IN IT TOGETHER' | SWALOS | BALLET | TO DO LISTS | JAPANESE BONDAGE | ARE YOU NICE, NAUGHTY OR NASTY | WHAT IS HE DOING | THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO | NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY | WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF | BEST INTRO' | LONG CHOCOLATE WEEKEND
APRIL 2013
MAGGIE DEAD IN BED AT RITZ | VAJAZZLED | BARBIE AND KEN | PRINCE ALBERT | SWEAR WORDS | TENGA EGGS | FINE WINE AND JIMI HENDRIX | DING DONG | TWISTER SEX | A EUNUCH39S TALE | STILETTO HEELS | KUNG FU FIGHTING | ALLEY SEX | IVOR DICKIE | MEN, SEX AND SOCKS | BLIND DATES AND PULP FICTION DONT GO | VANILLA | CAN'T BE BOTHERED | FROM GANDHI TO MASTURBATION | I AM A DJ | [post 3138063] | GOOGLE AND ORAL SEX | NAPOLEON39S PEE | DEDICATED FOLLOWER OF FASHION | QUEENING | GSOH | GREEDY GREGG | THE COLOR PURPLE | WAR AND PEACE | NIPPLES
MAY 2013
IT39S RAINING CATS AND DOGS | LOSING PERSPECTIVE | THE MARQUIS DE SADE, STAR WARS AND A BURKA | EASY SEX | MASTURBATION POLICY | I WAS SWALLOWED BY A HIPPO | THONGS | RICH OR POOR | GET UP I FEEL LIKE BEING A SEX MACHINE | STUDENTS ARE WANKERS | GET OVER OR GET UNDER | ART FOR ART'S SAKE | LIKE A VIRGIN | WANKING COMPETITIONS | SILENT SEX | TRAINS, SNAILS AND SMARTIES | PIEING | SUNWORSHIPPERS AND PLANESPOTTERS UNITE | ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR | FLOATING BREASTS, COCKS AND BALLS | A RELIGIOUS GUIDE TO WANKING | PLENTY OF FISH | LUCKY PANTS | TOE SUCKING | WHO'S LOOKING | THE HISTORY OF MASTURBATION | MEN, WOMEN AND VIRGINS | FRUIT AND UNDERWEAR | BUKKAKE | THE TSHIRT | THE GREAT MASTURBATOR
JUNE 2013
MADE IN JAPAN | MAGIC MIRROR | ASIA'S MOST FAMOUS LESBIAN | A PEARL NECKLACE | BIG WORDS | NATIONAL DAY OF SWEDEN | ABRACADABRA | BICYCLE RACE | DAN AYKROYD'S NOSE | BAD SEX | LET'S GO SHOPPING | MEN ARE CHILDISH | PIZZA DELIVERY | TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING | PERSONALITY ASIDE | FLAPPERS | HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST COCK | SENHOR TESTICULO | LET'S GET READY TO RHUMBLE | WORLD REFUGEE DAY | TONY SOPRANO | RIMMING | ANKLETS, DENIM AND FRIZZY HAIR | SPORTING RIVALRIES | BUNGA BUNGA PARTIES | FRENCH KISSING | FLUFFERS | HAGGIS | THE ART OF SHITTING | LE TOUR DE FARCE
JULY 2013
CANADA DAY | WHATS GOING ON WITH AFF | FELCHING | TOMAHTOS | INDEPENDENCE DAY | THE PELOTON AND A WHEELSUCKER | FISTING AND A MANSLAUGHTER CASE | NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT | JELLYFISH AND UNDERWATER SEX | INSULTS | ORGAN TRANSPLANT | SLEEPING AROUND | A DOMESTIC GODDESS AND A DOMESTIQUE | THE NAKED RAMBLER | A CLOSE SHAVE | WATCH ME NAKED ON THE TOUR | BACK FROM LYON | LE MAILLOT JAUNE | SOME COLOMBIAN | AN INCIDENT AT THE SWIMMING POOL | A HUNGARIAN SMOOTHIE | COCK PASTA | GEORGE ALEXANDER LOUIS | WONGA, THE ARCHBISHOP AND THE FOOTBALLER | A BITEJOB | BODY ODOURS | SEX ON LAKE TITICACA | BATMAN VS SUPERMAN | SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP | WHAT WOULD YOU DO | BLACK TOT DAY
AUGUST 2013
FANNY HILL | APOCALYPTIC BREASTS | FIGHTING OR FUCKING | THEY FUCK YOU UP | JAM OUT WITH MY CLAM OUT | PHUBBING | A BIRTHDAY, AN ORGY AND A BOUNCY CASTLE | LET THEM EAT CAKE | BRAS ARE EXPENSIVE | I FUCKING HATE THE TORIES | VERY KINKY SEX | REDHEADS REVOLT | FOUR WEDDINGS AND A TITFUCK | A TAXI DRIVER, A TAXI AND SEX | DRESSING FOR SEX | MY COFFEE TABLE | CROSSFIRE | FINGERING THE BBC WAY | TOM AND JERRY | A SEXUAL PERFORMANCE APP | SUITS | A CAR AND A WOMAN | BIG BROTHER | ON THE ORIGIN OF BLOWJOBS | WHAT IS BILL CLINTON DOING | FINDING THE GSPOT | BOG SNORKELLING | I HAVE A DREAM | WHIRLING DERVISHES | OUTDOOR SEX | GRAFFITI
SEPTEMBER 2013
CAR SEX | RAGING BULL | ASHTRAYS AND HEARTBREAKS | MONA LISA, SMILING | TIME FOR SEX | SECRET SEX LIVES | KISS | TOILET TERRORISM | NAKED OF QUEEN NEARLY SHOT DEAD | COURTING, DATING, GOING OUT, OR | 911 | PEEPHOLE BRA | UNPLEASANT PORN | BLOWJOB WORLD RECORDS | POLICE ARREST COCONUT | THREE RIDDLES | KITCHEN TABLE SEX | JUST ONE MORE THING | FWB NSA FB | CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND MANURE | THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER | A COCKTAIL | OLFACTOPHILIA | BEATLES OR STONES | THE BLUE PILL | TRIVIAL PURSUITS | THE LIBRARIAN | HUGH JACKMANS BALLS | COFFEE AND SEX | PRICKS
OCTOBER 2013
WHATS IN YOUR FRIDGE | SEX, DENTISTS AND TOURISM | JASON AND THE GOLDEN COCK | ONE YEAR ON | SPANKING FOR JESUS | INSTANT INFLATABLE GAY BEST FRIEND | WEATHER FORECAST | SUCKLING SUCCULENT BREASTS | HOLIER VESTS ARE SCARY | WORLD MENTAL HEALTH DAY | POPPERS | UNDERWIRED BRAS | NO BRAS WERE BURNED | CARAVANNING | GORDON RAMSAY FIRES BLANKS | BLINDFOLDED | INFATUATION | THE ART OF SEDUCTION | WAITING FOR A BUS | BREAKFAST | SWOOP AND SCOOP | TWERKING | [post 3258422] | BOLLOCKS | BIRCHED IN A SAUNA | A TASTY BADGER DISH | WALK ON THE WILD SIDE | LADS39 MAGS | HES GETTING ON MY GOAT | FAVOURITE SEX TOYS | A HALLOWEEN JACKOLANTERN
NOVEMBER 2013
HOW TO GIVE A LOVE BITE | A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP | HOW TO WANK OR WANK OFF | GREEN FINGERS | TEABAGGING | TRAVELLING THE LONELY PLANET | DENTAL HYGEINE | FUCK, SUCK OR DUCK | WAR AND PEACE AGAIN | SEX OBJECT | BREASTFEED AND SHOP MORE | A HISTORY OF THE CONDOM | CONFESSIONS OF A SHEEPSHAGGER | THE BOWLER'S HOLDING, THE BATSMAN'S WILLEY | WHAT WOULD YOU DO | SKULLFUCKED | AGE OF CONSENT | A EUROFLUSH | A RUSTY TROMBONE | TANTRIC SEX | BEING WHIPPED | WHO REALLY SHOT JFK | UNIFORM SEX | MONTY PYTHON | ITS NOT EASY BEING A PORN STAR | TIME TRAVEL | NO SEX PLEASE, WERE BRITISH | COITUS MORE FERARUM | THREE DUCKS WALK INTO A BAR | WAITING FOR SEX
DECEMBER 2013
HUNG LIKE A | STORY OF O | IM ON STRIKE | MULTIPLE PENETRATIONS | A SINGING CHRISTMAS TREE | WHERE WERE YOU | A DIRTY WEEKEND PART ONE | CLICK HERE IF UGLY | 100 PEEPING TOMS | SUPERTHIN CONDOMS | ALPHABET SEX | GREEDY GIRLS | WHAT WILL THE MIDDLE CLASS DO | CHRISTMAS CRACKERS | SANTAS PUB CRAWL | MERRY XMAS 2013 | THE ART OF A RAM'S PENIS IN A COW'S VAGINA | SENSATIONAL TITS | OFFICE PARTIES | FACESITTING TECHNIKEN | SUCKER FOR A PUN | A DIRTY WEEKEND PART TWO | MARILYN MONROE NAKED | NEARLY RIPPED OFF | I KNOW WHO SANTA CLAUS IS | ARE YOU A PERVERT | LOUIS VUITTON | EYEBOMBING | A DIRTY WEEKEND PART THREE | MENS SHEDS | HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014
JANUARY 2014
WINKING | TWO COUPLES HAVING SEX | PUSSY KNITTING | THE ROCHDALE COWBOY | HAIRY LEGS STOCKINGS | RUNNING IN HIGH HEELS
NB: The publication of Sexy TIMES was disrupted for much of this month because of distribution problems.
FEBRUARY 2014
BLOODY BT | LESS IS MORE | THE WINTER OLYMPICS AND PUTINS IRONY | THE BITCH | PENILE ENTRAPMENT | SUNRISE OR SUNSET | HAPPY VALENTINES DAY | SPOT THE DIFFERENCE | NAZI CHIC | A FRUSTRATING OLYMPICS | FLOODS HIT BRITAIN | WHAT AN ASS | WHAT THREESOME COMBINATION | AFF CANT DO MATHS | NAKED FESTIVALS | PLAYING WITH CANDLES | SEX IN A GYM | CANADIANS WHIP SCOTS | PUNK POEMS | ACUTE ANGINA | CLING FILM SEX | IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST YOU | ART IS A PIECE OF PISS | WE'RE ALL PERVERTS | NAKED COCK IN A LIBRARY ON A WEDNESDAY | DESIGNER SANDBAGS | EX SEX | SEX IN A HAT
MARCH 2014
DONT TWEAK MY NIPPLES | A RANDOM 500 | PAID SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL | FUCKING PANCAKES | ROYAL MARINE IN AQUA | [post 3352774] | FREE PRIZES TO GIVE AWAY | INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY 2014 | NEWTONS SEX CRADLE | BLUE MONDAY | A BLOGGERS BASH | MY GREEN SEX PHOTO ALBUM | BOOBS AWAY | STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY | TONY BENN, 19252014 | MY BALLS ARE GETTING BIGGER | BAT OUT OF HELL | COCKSHOT OR NOT | DAFFODILS, SEX AND TEARS | A BLOGGERS BASH IS PLANNED | THE SOUNDS OF ORGASM | QWERTY PORN | MARICA WANTS ME | A STEALTH BOMBER | GO TO THE TOILET OR GO FOR A JOG | A BUBBLY BABY | SOME PORN TRIVIA | A GAY MARRIAGE AT LAST | HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ESPECIALLY TO GWYNETH PALTROW | A SPERM DONOR | BEST ALBUM COVER
APRIL 2014
THE QUEEN IS DEAD | BASEBALLS | RATE MY COCK | DOWN SOMEONES PANTS | CHINAS CENTURY | THE OLD MAN'S BOAT AND THE OLD MAN'S DOG | GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | TOTAL COCK DOMINATION | TWOLIPS ARE MY FAVOURITE SPRING FLOWERS | LOCAL COUPLE HAVE SEX WHILE TSUNAMI STRIKES | TO BEE, OR NOT TO BEE | STARFISH SEX | YOUR LOUNGE | THE MIDDLE FINGER | GSOH | A MASQUERADE BALL | ARE YOU A POGONOPHILE | TOP COCK | DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK | A LONG WEEKEND | NURSES ARE DIRTY | SNAILS | WHY SAINT GEORGE SLAYED THE DRAGON | STRIP JACK NAKED | A SHIT ZOO | CAMPER VAN SEX | GABOS FUNERAL | WHERE I LIVE | MY WHITE WITH A BIT OF BLACK TEDDY BEAR | ANYONE FOR A SANDWICH
MAY 2014
ROBERT MITCHUM39S CROTCHLESS PANTS | 40 DAYS TO GO | A NGOTHALESS AND BRALESS SUNDAY SERVICE | A VAGINAL TUNNEL | AN ANAL TUNNEL | HOW CLEAN ARE YOUR DRAWERS | A HOCKEY SHOOTOUT | I STILL FUCKING HATE THE TORIES | ON THE JACK | BLACK HAWK DOWN | EUROVISION | HOT LESBIANS | KERMIT AND A MUPPET | FROM BRAGATE TO NIPPLEGATE | REBEL WITH A CAUSE | MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL | SEX IN A CROWD | CHILLAXING | DO IT YOURSELF | WRAPPING HUMANS | TXTSPK | A CUNTISH TALE | VEGETABLES | COCK WORSHIP | LA PETITE MORT | PRINCE CHARLES, A COMPLETE IDIOT SAYS HIS WIFE | KISS MY ASS | PINGPONG | SWEATY BALLS | FERRET LEGGING | MY PICNIC
JUNE 2014
SUMMERS HERE | APHRODISIAC FOOD | A SLITS AUTOBIOGRAPHY | DIRTY COTTON TRADERS | A PRONE BONE | BUTT PLUGS ARENT JUST FOR BUTTS | WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE | CHEESE FOR CHEESES SAKE | MUSIC TO FUCK TO | MY DOPPELGNGER IS DEAD | THE BEAUTIFUL GAME | BORING SEX | MARATHON MAN | CAMP OR GLAMP SEX | ACADEMIC TRIVIA | WEDDING FUN | WHO ATE THE HIPPO | VIBRATOR CONSTRUCTION | SEX IN THE BOARDROOM | AGE IS NOT JUST A NUMBER | THE SECRET TURD FACTORY | EUREKA | WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US | I LOVE A GOOD PROVERB | A RAINBOW PARTY | WHAT THE FUCK | WORLD CUP SEX | PROM SEX | EXCUSE ME | DOLLY
JULY 2014
WHY DO CANADIANS LOVE SEX | CELEBRATORY PORN | WORLD CUP MEMES | AN IRONIC FOURTH OF JULY | THE SOUND OF SILENCE | A FREE SEX MUSEUM TOUR | MEN CAN MULTITASK | LEGS ELEVEN | SAMUEL L JACKSON | ADVICE PLEASE | A MAGALUF MOUTHFUL | SHIRAKO ANYBODY | STRESSED SEX | RIHANNAS GERMANY AND A TORN ANUS | WHO KNOCKED HER UP | FROM TRACEYS TENT TO HER BED | TURN ON AND TURN OFF | FUNNY FRIDAY | A SWINGING SUSPICION | DOMINATRIX INTERVIEWS PORN PHOTOGRAPHER | TOP HAMSTER BOTTOMS | TUESDAY TITBITS | HOLE IN ONE | A PUSSY BOAT | POSH DOUGHNUTS | KICKED IN THE BALLS | A LATENT HOMOSEXUAL | A VICIOUS SPORT | THE BIKINI HOTEL | DRIVERLESS CARS | AN ORGY INVITATION
AUGUST 2014
INTERNATIONAL BEER DAY | SPUNK FOR SPIES | TOP TIPS | A HAND JOB | BERNIE IS INNOCENT | NAUGHTY NATURE | BIRTHDAY WISHES | THIS MAY MAKE YOU SICK | ALL HANDS ON DEES DECK | SEX AND ALL THAT JAZZ | RUNNING FOR OFFICE | THE GERMANS ARE COMING | I AM A WANKER | NICKNAMED | PANTYHOSETIGHTS | MOON CLUB TO CLOSE | ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE | HOOVERING | KATE MOSS39S WHITE BITS | TIT JUICE | A MIRACLE BLOWJOB | WHATS WRONG WITH ANCHOVY | SPUNKY GLASSES | SPLASH | BUGGER ME | IN THE DARK | YE OLDE TRIP TO JERUSALEM | WILLYWARMER WORKER WANTED | THE ART OF THE PUTDOWN | A SHORT POST | A SUNDAY SERVICE
SEPTEMBER 2014
FAT GOOD, NO FAT BAD | COOL WATER SEX | LOGGING ON | A GOLD RUSH | I LOST MY COCK IN THE AMAZON | WILL YOU MARRY ME | PLAY WELL | WORD ASSOCIATION BREASTS | A SOUFFL ANYONE | MY COCKS GLECKS | CHCHCHCHCHANGES | SLEEPY SEX | STARSKY WAS FUCKED BY HUTCH | VERTIGO | BLOWUP DOLLS | WHAT IS THIS | LET THE TRAIN TAKE THE STRAIN | BOGOT HUMANA | SCOTLAND DECIDES, BRITAIN SURVIVES | SMALL MAN IN A BOX | HAVE I GOT EBOLA | PLAYING CLEAN, PLAYING DIRTY | ROLF IS VERY FIT | SKINNY DIPPING | AMERICA VERSUS EUROPE | FIRE YOUR NIPPLES AND KEEP YOUR CROTCH OPEN | VANISHING IMAGES | MY GIRLFRIEND SCREAMED FOR AN HOUR AFTER SEX | INTERNATIONAL COFFEE DAY | GAY IS ONLY A LITTLE WORD
OCTOBER 2014
ARE FARMERS PERVERTS | DREAM JOBS | WORD ASSOCIATION COCKS | A WISE BIRD AND A NIGHTMARE | ARE YOU A FROTTEUR | THE DECLINE OF BRITISH PORN | LOOK BOOBIES | THE PINK PANTHERS | FUNNY FLIES | NO ORAL SEX WORLD RECORD | LOVE IS PEEING IN YOUR WETSUIT | FROM YOGIC FLYING TO ORANGE SEX | DAVID GANDY AINT NO GRANDEE | CLEAVAGE STUDIES | A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR | DONT KEEP NAUGHTY THINGS IN A CLOUD | SMELLY SEX | OPERATION YEWTREE | BEST DRUMMER | I WAS SCARED OF AN ERECT COCK ONCE | THROWING SHAMPOO IS FUNNY | [post 3508268] | SAUCY | IM WAITING FOR THE MAN | VIRGIN NUN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME | ITS KARAOKE NIGHT | TUESDAY TITSFORTATS | GHOST SEX | IN PRAISE OF ICELAND | I LIVE IN MY CAR | SQUIRRELS DO HALLOWEEN TOO
NOVEMBER 2014
CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU | ZOMBIE ATTACK | YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT | A MUSICAL EVENING | A PAINFUL STATISTIC | NO MAN WALKS INTO A BAR | UNFAITHFUL WOMEN ARE WHY WE HAVE RIGHTWING GOVERNMENTS | AN INTERESTING CASE | THE NOTSOHUMBLE EXCLAMATION MARK | SEX ON THE FIRST DATE A FRENCH VIEW | POPPY DAY | TOO MUCH DENIM | A BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE | TOO SHY | WHAT HAVE THE EUROPEANS EVER DONE FOR US | PHONE SEX | YOUR FAVOURITE TREE | TODAY IS TOILET DAY | TODAY IS ALSO MENS DAY | MEN SEEM TO LIKE HIGH HEELS | A FIRST FUCKING FUNNY FRIDAY FIVESOME | MY COCK RULES | WILD BILL39S DARE | A SALES PITCH | ILL BE BACK | HAPPY THANKSGIVING | JESUS ON TOAST | UP YOUR BUM | FOUR THINGS ABOUT ME | AN EMERGENCY BRA
DECEMBER 2014
BOILED EGG WITH SOLDIERS | BROTHEL CREEPERS | A CLING FILM MURDER | I HAVE A CRUSH | WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME | MOTD | SUNDAY SEX TEST | I'M NERVOUS ABOUT GIVING ORAL SEX | DOWNLIFTING AND UPLIFTING | Cs BEFORE Ss | DONT BE FUNNY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE | WOULD YOU EAT THIS | DEAR SANTA | MOSQUITOES AND TONY BLAIR | GOOD IN BED | FLASH | ALLERGIC TO SEX | FUCK SONY, WHAT ABOUT CLINTONS CARDS | A STOCKING COLLECTION | FESTIVE NOTTINGHAM | A DUMB WAITER | MOTHERS RUIN | MERRY XMAS 2014 | SANTA GOT STUCK IN MY CHIMNEY | NEARLY A WHITE CHRISTMAS | BEHIND | HOWS YOUR LIBIDO | MISSING BALLS | ROMAN CHARITY | SIR VIAGRA | HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015
NB: It is with regret the editor announces that Sexy TIMES will no longer be issued on a daily basis. As a result of austerity measures, the proprietor has ordered that Sexy Times will now be issued on an occasional but regular basis.
JANUARY 2015
INNIE OR OUTIE | THE PIRELLI CALENDAR | FROM NOODLING TO DOODLING | GOT A FARTING PROBLEM I HAVE THE SOLUTION | HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE CHED | SEXY JUMPERS | LIBERT, GALIT, FRATERNIT | THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP | LETS TAX RUCKSACKS | BROWSER PROBLEMS | A THERMOMETER | A CONDOM CONNOISSEUR | TOP COOKING TIP | CITY LIVING | 806948 | HANDS ON | DRUNKEN SEX | BEWARE OF THE COWGIRL | DOTTING Is, CROSSING Ts | WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING | CLARKE ONENIL | RUBBER REGGIE ROTTEN | A HOT TUB PARTY | J39ACCUSE
FEBRUARY 2015
SCAMMED FOR SEX | NOT GOING OUT | HAVE YOU GOT THE BALLS | THE SWEDISH CONDITION | REVOLUTIONARY TIMES | WHAT39S THE BIGGEST THING THAT YOU39VE HAD UP YOUR | TUNNEL OF LOVE | REVENGE PORN | MY BLOODY VALENTINE | A HISTORY OF THE VIBRATOR | ROBOT SEX | VALENTINES SPECIAL USE POINTS TO SEND VALENTINES GIFTS TO SOMEONE SPECIAL | TIGHT PANTS | TO WIN A WOMAN39S HEART, INTERRUPT HER | PAGE THREE | KNOCK KNOCK | LIFE39S A CHORE | NUDGE, NUDGE | THEDRESS | LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
MARCH 2015
EYES WIDE OPEN | YOUR POLITICAL COMPASS | A STAKEOUT | HARRISON FORD39S FUNERAL PLANS BROUGHT FORWARD | ORGANISING A SEX PARTY | IT39S WOMEN39S DAY TODAY | A PECULIAR FETISH | ORAL SEX WITH A TWIST | PREPARING A SEX PARTY | HAPPY MOTHERS DAY | THERE39S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD BIRD | VIRGIN SEX | SLOTHS DO QUICKIE SEX | HOSTING A SEX PARTY | SPURTS AND SQUIRTS | MOVE OVER ROTHKO | SNEEZY SEX | THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF BLOGGING | ATTENDING A SEX PARTY | ARE YOU A SAPIOSEXUAL | TENQUESTION TAG
APRIL 2015
ADVENTURES IN STATIONERY A JOURNEY THROUGH YOUR PENCIL CASE | BAD TASTE SKYDIVING | HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS | CLEANING UP AFTER A SEX PARTY | OL39 BLUE EYES | A POT BELLY | I WANNA BE ELECTED | SEX BY NUMBERS | HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SAUSAGE | THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX | WHO INVENTED THE BRA | SCARY MONSTERS AND SUPER CREEPS | ROYAL BLUE BALLS | A MANIAC FOR PRESIDENT | SWINGING IS LIBERATING | INSPIRATION REQUIRES UNIFORMATION | I'M RANDY FLY ME | THE COMMITTEE FOR THE PROMOTION OF VICE AND THE PREVENTION OF VIRTUE
MAY 2015
WOMAN HAS BABY | WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY | TALES FROM THE BEDROOM | TRUTH AND LIES | BREAST AWARENESS | FUCK CONSERVATIVE | ON BEING A CUCKOLD | DIANA RIGG, SO MUCH MORE THAN PUSSY GALORE | WHERE THERE39S MUCK, THERE39S BRASS | BIGGER COCKS ARE GAY | SNATCH SQUAD | SEX CLUBBING | TICKLE TORTURE | I HAVEN39T GOT A CLUE | quotYOU39RE A DISGRACE TO THE SCHOOLquot | LOVE IS THE DRUG | A DIMPLE QUIZ | EATING WITH THE ENEMY | PEN15, YES VA61NA, NO | ROCKPAPERSCISSORS BEATS POKER | FUCK IT, I'M DOING NIPPLES | HACKED OFF
JUNE 2015
DO I HOLIDAY WITH SOPHIA LOREN OR AUDREY HEPBURN | DRESSED IN BUBBLE WRAP | STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN | WORLD39S DEADLIEST SPIDER ON THE LOOSE | A SEX SCORECARD | I LIKE CAMP BUT NOT CAMPING | A SEX TOUR OF MY HOME | JAM AND JERUSALEM | MY OH MY, AREN39T THOSE BALLS BIG | THE DUKES OF HAZZARD | ANNABEL'S SMELL OF EXCLUSIVITY AND SEX | HORSES, LADIES AND PERVERTS | AN UNCONFIRMED WORLD RECORD | JOIN THE CULT | DUCT TAPE SEX APPEAL | MR WHIPPY | WHO ARE YOU | MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ORAL SEX
JULY 2015
A BLACK BRA WITH STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM | THE AMERICAN DREAM | THE SMELL OF SEX | THE ART OF THE UNMADE BED | THE CURSE OF YELLOW | BERNIE, THE BOLT | SPOT THE FAKE | A FROZEN LEMON TREAT | MOVE OVER MONA LISA | A COCK WAS SHOWING AND THE ALPS ARE COMING | ALBERT EINSTEIN HAD A BIGGER COCK THAN CHE GUEVARA | HOT TUB ETIQUETTE | SHY BRITS ABROAD | SIESTA TIME | SLUT LIKE YOU | EL DIABLO39S NAKED GRAND TOUR | HUGH GRANT PROFILED | WEDDING NIGHT BLUES
AUGUST 2015
EAT DOG | WOMEN WEAR IT WELL BUT NOT VERY OFTEN | PERFECT ME | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME | THERE WAS CARNAGE | DILDOS AND VIBRATORS | IN PRAISE OF CROCS | HOW TO PICK UP A MAN | THERE39LL BE BUBBLE | STUART VALENTINO WENT TOO FAR | CHOPSTICKS | RADICAL IN THE YARD BUT NOT ON THE STAGE | UNPROTECTED SEX | REMEMBERING LADYBIRD BOOKS | A BRIDGE TOO FAR | BREAST IS NOT ALWAYS BEST | AMERICANS DO COVERUPS, BRITONS DO COCKUPS | THE PINK PILL | FROM DISNEYLAND TO DISMALAND | FANCY A QUICKIE
SEPTEMBER 2015
HAVING IT OFF | PLEASE FIND MY COCK | WANT SOME GOSSIP | THE ART OF SPUNK | A FANTASY DILEMMA | TOO MUCH SEX | TAKING A GANDER | WILL A ROBOT TAKE YOUR JOB | LEOPARDS DO IT BEST | BAD BOYS OF ROCK | FANNIES ARE INTRIGUING | SEX IN SPACE | A ROACH CALLED COCK | IT39S A KIND OF MAGIC | SUITS YOU
OCTOBER 2015
RING MY COCK | YOU CAN39T MAKE ME BLUSH | WELCOME TO CAP SH'AGDE | I WOULD RATHER HAVE A CUP OF TEA THAN SEX | HUMOUR FRIDAY | IN PRAISE OF JULIA | OFFICIAL THIS SITE IS A LOVE SITE NOT A SEX SITE | POTTING THE PINK | CLENCH YOUR BUTTOCKS | OUR MAN IN HAVANA | WHAT A BRUTE | HOLY SOCKS | BECAUSE YOU39RE WORTH IT | A FAVOURITE CHAIR | EIGHT BUFFALOES AND ONE BISON | VAMPIRE ATTACK, THE SITE STRIKES BACK | SO FLEE YOUTHFUL PASSIONS
NOVEMBER 2015
SAPIOSEXUALS, MOROPHILIACS AND HOMER SIMPSON | ONE THOUSAND | AMSTERDAM CALLS | MUCH COFFEEDRINKING BUT LITTLE COFFEESHOPPING | TO BURP, OR NOT TO BURP, THAT IS THE QUESTION | WOMEN ARE NEVER STRAIGHT | MR KZOO WANTS ASS | GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66 | THE MOST NOTABLE ORDER OF THE GARTER BELT | COITAL ALIGNMENT TECHNIQUE | FAKE FAUX FUR | LIPS BUT NOT HIPS AND NIPS | CHRISTMAS SHOPPING MEANT TITFUCKING | DISASTER FIRST DATES
DECEMBER 2015
THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY | CALLING ALL FLIRTS, COQUETTES AND COQUETS | SEX ON FIRE | NICE 39N39 SLEAZY | TAYLOR SWIFT NOW DELIVERS CHINESE TAKEAWAYS | YOURE SO VAIN | GOOD COP, BAD COP | THERES NO SUCH THING AS BAD CHOCOLATE | DEAREST SANTA | ITS BEHIND YOU | STREET SEX | THE POPE SENDS CHRISTMAS CARDS | MERRY CHRISTMAS 2015 | NO BLACK BITS, SOME WHITE BITS AND MANY YELLOW BITS
JANUARY 2016
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016 | POSTCARD FROM THE GAMBIA | THE INCREDIBLE SULK | DAVID BOWIE, ASHES TO ASHES | ITS WAR | INVASION OF THE SUPERSLUGS | BANNED FROM SEX | BATTLES IN THE SHEETS | I LIVE IN A TERRORIST HOUSE | TIDY DESK, TIDY MIND | CANDY LOVING | A SIX EX PARTY | FRIENDS WITH MY BENEFITS
FEBRUARY 2016
THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE | LE SOURIRE DU PLOMBIER | LET39S GO BRONCOSPANTHERS | OUTDOOR BUBBLE FUN | DEBOSH | MR KZOO EXPOSED | TWO MEN IN A BOAT | ITS BEEN A FUNNY WEEK | THE ART OF MASTURBATION | LOVE THE BIRD | PERHAPS ITS TIME TO BE RUDE TO EACH OTHER | ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO, THREE POTATO, FOUR | FIVE FIRST TIMES
MARCH 2016
WAXING LYRICAL | HOW ARE YOU WHATS UP ITS A CULTURAL THING | PHONING MOTHER | [post 3791672] | UGLY TALES | TRUMPIN HELL | THERE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE BIT OF IRISH IN EVERYONE | A CLEVER PORN STAR | READING FROM BEHIND | MIRROR MAN | BOATY McBOATFACE | AN EASTER EGG CHALLENGE | MASTURBATION TRAINING
APRIL 2016
[post 3803267] | quotAMERICAS LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE AUTOMOBILEquot | IVE GOT A SECRET | LETS GO PANTHERS | AN UMBRELLA TAX | ARE YOU DATING WEIRDOS | YOGAS NOT WHAT YOU THINK | UNIFORMLY DENIM | IVE JUST BEEN ANALLY BLEACHED | quotMR BEST, WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONGquot | DAVID WILSONS CHAIR | FUCKING GOLDFISH | HAPPY DEATHDAY MAAM | THE CRAMPS
NB: joisygirl guest-edited the quotAMERICAS LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE AUTOMOBILEquot blog post; in return the editor compiled the [post 3803267] post in her blog.
MAY 2016
WIN A CITY BREAK | quotPARKER, DO SOMETHING DIRTYquot | TO BUKKAKE OR NOT TO BUKKAKE | I AM A SCIENTIST | THE TOWER OF BABEL | COITUS INTERRUPTUS | I LIKE UNSAFE MASTURBATION | THERES A FUNNY SMELL AROUND HERE | WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP | A SPORTING SHOCK | SHAMELESSLY PIMPING BAD TASTE | MY ONENIGHT STAND
JUNE 2016
FARTING WITH CONFIDENCE | MANY CRAVINGS, ONE ADDICTION AND NO OBSESSIONS | SEXUAL HISTORICAL MATHEMATICS | LUCKY PANTS FOR SALE | SMEARY MESS, PART FOUR | AND WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER | A UNITED KINGDOM | AND NOW ENGLAND ARE OUT OF EUROPE
JULY 2016
LE TOUR DE FRANCE | ITS PARTY TIME | NAKED IN HULL | BRITS WEARING SUNGLASSES INVADE FRANCE | I HATE DEADLINES | WHOSE RED DRESS | BAD ATTITUDE | LE TOUR EST FINI | FROM BIKINIS TO FACEKINIS | HER NAME IS RIO
AUGUST 2016
TO PEG, OR NOT TO PEG THAT IS THE QUESTION | THIS IS WHAT TEACHERS DO ON THEIR BIRTHDAY | DO YOU WANT A BLOWJOB WITH YOUR COFFEE | IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT | A RUNTBAITING SEASON | PLEASE HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM | PIMPING MALIKA FAVRE | BAN THE BURKINI | NAME THAT FLOWER, PETAL
SEPTEMBER 2016
DONATING MY ORGAN | I THOUGHT DAIRY FARMING WOULD BE BORING | ART FOR DOGS SAKE | TRAVELLING IN TIME | I HAVE FEELINGS FOR A TREE AND THE TREE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME | SEX KILLS | HOTEL ANTARCTICA | PIMPING KINKY | I SURVIVED WITCHING HOUR | ILL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS | LAST LINES
OCTOBER 2016
EDGING TO THE EDGE | TOOLS ARE DANGEROUS | NO TURKISH DELIGHT | I LIKE DREAMING IN DENIM | FROM HOPE TO GROPE | STOP PRESS: ANOTHER SECURITY BREACH ON THIS SITE* | IM NOT A NESCIENT FUCK IM A FANTASTIC FUCK | MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STUNNER | HALLOWEEN IS CENSORED* | WHAT IM THANKFUL FOR
NB: * blog post denied by the site
NOVEMBER 2016
DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR | THIS SITE IS WONDERFUL* | INTERNATIONAL DAY FOR TOLERANCE | GLITCHED BUT BACK | A DILEMMA FOR YOU ON TRANSGENDER DAY OF REMEMBRANCE | JUST THREE QUICKIES | HAPPY HOLIDAYS
NB: * blog post denied by the site
NB: From 16 to 19 November 2016, the publication of Sexy TIMES was suspended because of technical difficulties; the editor was glitched from the site.
DECEMBER 2016
HOW TO POO PROPERLY | HOW TO PEE PROFITABLY | NAUGHTY ICELAND | DEER OH DEAR | JINGLE BALLS | A SPOONFUL OF SEMEN HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOWN | VOTE FOR NAUGHTY | SANTAS DIRTY LITTLE SECRET EXPOSED | VICTORIA DID PORN | THE UPS AND DOWNS OF THE YEAR
JANUARY 2017
CHOCSHOTS NOT COCKSHOTS | BAD SEX | FROM LADDERS TO CHIVES | THE FASTEST MILKMAN IN THE WEST | NAKED ANIMALS IN SNOW | AMERICA FIRST, REALLY | SCROTOXICATED | A CAT WITH FIVE NAMES
FEBRUARY 2017
A BLACK AND WHITE WEDDING | quotWELL, SOMEBODY HAD TO DO THISquot | SOME KNOBS OF BUTTER | BLOGLAND IS IN DECLINE, OR IS IT | FAKE NEWS, ALTERNATIVE FACTS AND ALL THAT JAZZ | I39M LOOKING FOR ADVICE AND EVEN A RECOMMENDATION | BRAND SPANKING NEW
MARCH 2017
URINE FOR A SHOCK CANADIANS LIKE TO PISS IN LA PISCINE | FIVE STRANGE ASIDES | I RELIGIOUSLY MASTURBATE | WHO ATE ALL THE PIES | FANCY A SPRINKLE | ADVICE TO A VIRGIN | IN CHINA THE YELLOW RIVER FLOWS INTO THE YELLOW SEA
APRIL 2017
IT39S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP | WHERE I SHOP | THE HOTEL WITH THE WORST VIEW IN THE WORLD | MISS KINKY EXPOSED JUST WHY IS SHE TRAVELLING A LOT IN MEXICO CITY | A TESTICAL FESTIVAL IN MONTANA | MILKING, DIVING AND KZOOING | GUESS WHOSE ARMPIT | HNWCO | MISS BUMBUM
MAY 2017
DREAM, DREAM AND COX EXPOSED | DA YA THINK I39M GRETZKY | MUMMY WILL SAVE US | MISDEMEANOURS AT SCHOOL | WHAT39S WRONG WITH YELLOW | WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF TRUMP WAS YOUR NEIGHBOUR | [post 3987442] | A DINGLE WEDDING | MY KIND OF BDSM NOWADAYS
JUNE 2017
WHAT39S IN A USERNAME FROM ME TO TO THE ROYAL FAMILY | THE MAGNIFICENTLY RUDE MAP OF THE WORLD AND ASTONISHINGLY REAL PLACE NAMES | YOU39VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT | OPERATION SPANNER | HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR BED WARM | FROM BATMAN TO BADMAN | HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MELONS
JULY 2017
LE TOUR DE LYCRA FROM DSSELDORF TO PARIS | NO VACATION FOR ME THIS YEAR | NO SUMMER FUN IN FRANCE | FUNNY TRACTORS | NEARLY EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR AT LEAST NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LE TOUR DE FRANCE | MY FANTASY DATE WITH AOMI MUYOCK | PULL YOUR SOCKS UP | THEY THINK IT39S ALL OVER, IT IS NOW | FANCY AN ORGY
AUGUST 2017
IT'S NOT NORMAL | STOP PRESS THE LATEST IN OFFICE CHAIR NEWS | ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO | THE NOTSOMIGHTY WHITES | I39M MISSING 1970s PORN | INSOMNIACS GET IT EASY FOR XMAS
SEPTEMBER 2017
THE ROOM OF PAIN A TRUE STORY | ODD ONE OUT* | ODD ONE OUT* | T STANDS FOR TOES, TOENAILS AND TOESUCKING | TO EMOJI OR NOT TO EMOJI | I HAD SILVERFISH IN MY PANTS LAST NIGHT | I LOGGED ONTO THIS SITE WITH MY COCK TODAY
NB: * blog post posted twice because of a site glitch
OCTOBER 2017
I FEARED THE POSTMAN | REPORTING FOR DUTY BUT NOT FOR HARVEY AND DONALD
NOVEMBER 2017
I39M ALWAYS THANKFUL FOR CHRISTMAS
DECEMBER 2017
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
NB: From December 2017 to June 2021, the publication the publication of Sexy TIMES was halted while the editor got his shit together!
JUNE 2021
A FEW YEARS LATER | LEOPARD PRINT REALLY DOES IT FOR ME| KINKS | WHAT DO POINTS MAKE| THE FIRST, THE LAST AND THE BEST | THE LYCRA BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN| CONDOM OLYMPICS
JULY 2021
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY | WERE ALL NOT GOIN ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY| IT39S SQUEAKY BUM TIME | JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS| DELAYED EJACULATION ON THE TOUR | DIAL M FOR MERKIN| PRINCESS DIANA IS NOT DEAD | I ONCE ENTERED A WET TSHIRT CONTEST
AUGUST 2021
BLOGLAND CHAOS | WANNA GO ON A PICNIC| MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOWJOB | NO CHEATING THIS TIME ICE CREAM WITH NUDITY| [post 4409364] | P STANDS FOR PORN STAR FLUFFER| PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL | FUCKITY FUCK| A DOUBLE ENTENDRE COCKTAIL | LOVE, COCK, WEAR, PARTY AND LONDON| IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHADES
SEPTEMBER 2021
WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT | AT THE ZOO| I WENT YEARS WITHOUT SEX | [post 4413393]| [post 4413738] | ANYONE FOR DP| R STANDS FOR ROGER | EMOJI USERS HAVE MORE SEX| MAKING BLOGLAND BETTER | HALF NEKKID STAMPS| LES DAWSON SECRETLY MARRIED JOAN RIVERS | HATS OFF TO FRECKLES| SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
OCTOBER 2021
MISSING MARKET HARBOROUGH | A SPOTTED DICK| BRAVE THE BREAST | I HAVE A CRUSH| FAT BEAR WEEK | ORANGE IS THE WORST| THE GLORY OF A HOLE | [post 4420229]| A SAUCY POST | AN IDIOTS GUIDE TO AMERICAN FOOTBALL| SPENCER LOVES A NUDE | [post 4421694]| CODEX AMPHIBIA
NOVEMBER 2021
THE REASON WHY AMERICANS SAY MATH AND NOT MATHS | I AINT NO MO BRO| MOVE OVER BANKSY | [post 4423670]| AUTUMN FALLS | THE APOSTROPHE IS DEAD| FARTING IS TO BE CRIMINALISED | MY ULTRAVIOLET WILLY| A FINGER RING | BEING BICURIOUS| NO THANKSGIVING HERE | THE NEW COMMUNITY FORMAT BETA IS NOT BETTER| [post 4427334]
DECEMBER 2021
CAUGHT OUT IN THE SNOW | BREAKING NEWS ANDREW ON THE NEW COMMUNITY FORMAT| QUEER ART AND A DILEMMA | [post 4428647]| FANCY SOME LESBIAN CHEESE | MOVING ON| XRATED, YOYOING ZEBRAS | I KNEW A MAN WHO MADE HIS OWN COFFIN| MOVE OVER BLOGGERHOGGERS | [post 4430890]| [post 4431216] | [post 4431766]| DOING MY OWN NINE THINGS | A HAPPY COVIDFREE NEW YEAR
JANUARY 2022
[post 4432789] | SOME WEIGHTY BAUBLES| MUSHROOMS ARE MAGIC | [post 4434169]| WILLY WARMER WEATHER | FAMOUS LAST WORDS| [post 4435424] | A BAKED BEAN BATH| INTERNATIONAL FETISH DAY | MY COCK IS NOW UP FOR SALE| LEGLESS IN PORTSMOUTH | TIPS FOR THE DARK SIDE
FEBRUARY 2022
[post 4437644] | MY BLACKANDWHITE WEDDING| [post 4438397] | BULGING COMFY BALLS| A PINK POSING POUCH | [post 4439278]| C IS FOR CUISINE | [post 4439979]| [post 4440278] | TALES FROM THE DARK SIDE
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Posted:Nov 29, 2012 11:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2012 12:25 pm
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Sheyla Hershey, a 40 year old Brazilian woman, who has the world's biggest recorded breasts. Her bra size is 38KKK - below is a photo taken from her website:
Sheyla Hershey has had silicone implants. She first tried to get the implants done in Texas but the amount of silicone she wanted to implant in her breasts exceeded the state's limit set for human safety! She got the implants done in Brazil that has no such restrictions.
Before surgery, Sheyla Hershey's breasts were a 34FFF but after eight surgeries and one gallon of silicone, her breasts are now 38KKK.
She has had cosmetic surgery 18 times, including her nose, lips and buttocks, as well as her breasts.
Sheylay Hershey, though now living in Texas, has a record label in Brazil, as well as a thriving entertainment career in America.
She is fluent in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Chinese and English!
Should Texas have refused her silicone implant surgery?
Should Brazil have allowed her implant surgery?
Have you had cosmetic surgery? Are you considering cosmetic surgery?
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SHE DONE HIM WRONG
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Posted:Nov 28, 2012 10:55 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2013 7:49 am
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"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?", as Mae West said in the 1933 She Done Him Wrong film.
In this film, also starring Cary Grant, Mae West came out with the line, "Why don't you come up some time and see me?".
In her next film, I'm No Angel, Mae West changed this line to its classic form, "Come up and see me sometime".
In 1927, Mae West was sentenced to prison for ten days for "corrupting the morals of youth"!
She once said, "A hard man is good to find", "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men", and "Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache".
Quite a woman!
Is Joan Rivers the modern-day Mae West?
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LAST WORDS
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Posted:Nov 27, 2012 11:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2022 3:00 am
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Necrophilia is dead boring, and is relatively boring!
Here are the last words of 20 famous people:
"Go away, I'm all right."
HG Wells
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"That was a great game of golf, fellers."
Bing Crosby
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"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Karl Marx
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"The car seems okay...."
Ayrton Senna's last radio message to his team.
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"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!"
Oscar Wilde
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"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
Humphrey Bogart
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"I'm bored with it all."
Winston Churchill
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"One last drink, please."
Jack Daniel
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"I'm sorry, boys, I'm all wet."
Gracie Allen, wife and comedy partner of George Burns.
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"I should have drunk more Champagne."
John Maynard Keynes
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"Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss."
Wilson Mizner, talking to a priest.
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"If you don't like it, you can fuck off!"
Keith Moon, after asking his girlfriend to cook breakfast.
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"Okay, I won't."
Elvis Presley, replying to his fiancée when being advised not to fall asleep in the bathroom.
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"Yes ... a bullet-proof vest."
James W Rodgers, on being asked if he had a last request before being executed by a firing squad.
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"Die, my dear doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!"
Henry John Temple (Third Viscount Palmerston)
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"Get my swan costume ready."
Anna Pavlova, ballerina
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"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record."
Dylan Thomas, poet
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"I've never felt better."
Douglas Fairbanks Senior
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"Leave me alone, I'm fine."
Barry White
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"I'm losing."
Frank Sinatra
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Have you heard of any other memorable last words?
Have you thought about your last words?
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CHOCOLATE
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Posted:Nov 26, 2012 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2013 3:33 am
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A Swiss scientist, Franz Messerli, found a strong correlation between a country’s chocolate consumption and its number of Nobel prizes awarded to that country – see graph inside. In a top science journal, The New England Journal of Medicine, he suggests that intelligence is linked to eating chocolate.
Switzerland eats the most chocolate and has received the most Nobel Laureates per head. The UK, Norway and Denmark eat a lot of chocolate and they receive a lot of Novel prizes. France, the Netherlands and the US eat an average amount of chocolate and they receive an average number of Nobel prizes. Brazil, China and Japan don’t eat a lot of chocolate and don't receive a lot of Nobel prizes.
Do you like chocolate? If so, are you intelligent?
Do chocolate and sex go together? If so, what is sexy about chocolate?
Have you used chocolate for sexual pleasure?
Do you like using chocolate when you have sex
Inside are some more sexy chocolate photos (sorry, standard members)!
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AN iPAD BLOWJOB
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Posted:Nov 25, 2012 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2012 12:24 pm
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His possibilities are endless!
What else could he do with his iPad?
Have you used a computer for sexual pleasure?
Have you webcammed? If so, what was it like?
We played on webcam once with another couple and, after a short while, we were inundated with requests! We didn't feel that comfortable but perhaps we need to give it another go.
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HOLIDAY SEX
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Posted:Nov 23, 2012 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2014 7:28 am
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Fairfax media found that there has been a 12 per cent increase in visiting nude resorts (including cruises). It reported: "A recent survey of US households earning US$50,000 or more, found that 17 per cent of respondents viewed a visit to a nude resort as extremely or very desirable."
Below is a photo of a certain-shaped swimming pool in the Desire Resort in Cancun, Mexico:
According to Made Manual, the following are the ten best swingers resorts in the world:
1. Desire Resort and Spa, Cancun, Mexico
2. Private Village, Ibiza, Spain
3. Rooftop Resort, Florida, USA
4. Caliente Caribe, Rio San Juan, Dominican Republic
5. Toren Amsterdam Hotel, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
6. Breezes Grand Resort and Spa, Negril, Jamaica
7. Temptation Resort and Spa, Cancun, Mexico
8. Caliente Resort, Florida, USA
9. Rama Kien Lifestyle Resort, Pattaya, Thailand
10. Cap d'Agde, Languedoc-Roussillon, France
We have been to Cap d’Agde twice. It was a very enjoyable and interesting experience, especially shopping and eating out while naked. The first time we went we had a balcony overlooking a swimming pool. The view, especially as the day went on, was lots of people having sex while waiters, fully clothed, served drinks!
Cap d’Agde is split between the naturists, including their , and the swingers, called libertines. They go to separate parts of the beach. In the past, a few naturists set fire to a swingers club at the resort. Uniformed police officers patrol the resort.
Have you been to a naturist or swinging resort? If so, what was it like?
Would you go to a nudist or swinging resort? If yes, would you be a naturist or a swinger?
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Posted:Nov 22, 2012 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2014 2:07 am
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White bits may not be fashionable, but are they not sexy?
Why do people disguise white bits? White bits draw attention to very sexy parts of people's bodies. White bites tell us how we live.
Given that most people wear bras, pants, etc for a variety of reasons, why are people ashamed of their white bits?
Do you like white bits?
Do you hide your white bits?
More white bits are posted inside!
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MAKING BABIES
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Posted:Nov 21, 2012 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2012 12:22 pm
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Does the phrase, the facts of life, mean anything outside the UK?
How were you told how babies were made?
Who told you?
How did you find out the so-called facts of life?
When were you told?
Mrs spunky's father told her about how babies were made. Her father drew detailed diagrams, which though embarrassing, proved to be very accurate.
Mr spunky's parents never got round to telling him, even though they had bought a book, found in their bottom drawer with their condoms and lube, on how to tell the facts of life.
First, Mr spunky believed that babies were made by the woman drinking the man's pee. Then, at school, he was told sex was like a plug being inserted into a socket in the wall. No enjoyment nor fun was ever mentioned, just an electric shock! It was only in school biology lessons that he found out how babies were made.
Have you told your how babies are made?
If so, how did you do it?
Did you tell them how pleasurable sex is?
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