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Everybody's doing it.....
Posted:Apr 27, 2011 9:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2021 9:37 am

Well it seems everybody has one of these these days so i figured "why not?", i'll try anything once

If you have something to say which doesn't warrant an open reply to a blog, a suggestion for improvement, an idea or just want to say something completely unrelated, this is the place to do it

All comments are private and won't be shared with anyone....I promise

Let's see how it goes....
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For Whom The Bell Tolls....
Posted:Jan 6, 2022 11:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 10:45 am

Time marches on...on...on...on.... ;P


What's new?


Yeah, sounds about right lol

What the heck happened to this place?
You turn your back for a couple years and the whole place goes to hell in a handbasket lmao

I've been absent for quite some time, but rumours of my demise were premature...
Definitely not dead yet...very much alive and kicking...

I think this has a bit of a shelf life, there's only so much you can take before you need a break...unfortunately the longer the break the tougher it is to come back with any enthusiasm, so the break gets longer and longer... and the harder it is to make yourself come backl lol

That being said, I am here right now....what tomorrow will bring? Who knows...
Much like real life these days I suppose ...

Anyway...back to the grind...just thought I'd pop in and say hello...break the ice so to speak....

Maybe I'll see you all more from now'd like that wouldn't you?
Ain't Seen Nuthin' Till You're Down On A Muffin.....
Posted:Apr 10, 2018 1:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2018 3:09 pm

Howdy folks!

Yep, it's me....

Your friendly neighbourhood stud muffin

What's going on?

Not much....

I'm having withdrawals....

No, not the DT's....

I'm in dire need of a pussy high.....
Or even a high pussy....
What's that?
What do you mean I'm too short to deal with a high pussy?

if you lay them down, being vertically challenged isn't an issue
Besides, mouth height is perfect

Actually....I'd settle for saying "Hi" to a pussy

Mind you, it's been so long I probably wouldn't recognise one anyway

Ok, so that last one wasn't true....once seen, never forgotten

But yes folks....there is a drought.....

I think there should be a charity organization to help people like me....
Free pussy for all, I say...

I don't need money or food or clothing...just send me your pussy

I wonder if I could get a government grant??
I could say I'm researching taste and feel....

Although I'm pretty sure there's a secret government department responsible for pussy inspections.... or is that just a scam??

But I digress....

The long and the short of it is I'm hungry....

I'm hungry for the feel of those delicious, soft folds....
To feel the wetness on my lips and tongue.....
To taste that sex....
To taste it....
To devour it...
To be engulfed by it...



There's nothing better than eating a beautiful pussy..... except eating it twice

There's a feeling you get when you eat a nice one....nothing else comes close....
Makes me grin like a Cheshire cat and feel ten feet tall and bulletproof....
Or is that just me?
I just love it love it love it.....
Did I mention I love it?? lol

Anyone else get the pussy high?

Later folks!

Guess Who's Back? Back Again....
Posted:Apr 3, 2018 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2018 1:12 pm

Will I?
Won't I?

Will I?
Won't I?

Oh, what the hell..... I'm here anyway, right? lol

It's been at least six months since I last put fingertip to keyboard around here...not much has changed I see....

I've been contemplating getting back to blogging for a while now... I kinda miss the interaction, you know?

The cut and thrust of the literary sparring...
The hilarity and depravity....
Mostly the depravity

Oh yes...the depravity

Once upon a time this was the hot place to be....
No longer.... my never ending well of lustful depravity has become a desert of deprivation

Where is my muse?
My inspiration?

I think absence is what has hamstrung my literary efforts
I need to hang out here some more and get my groove back....
Or get someone else's groove....that would be even better lmfao

Maybe that's what I need to do....

Anyone have a groove they'd like me to slot into??

(See? Knew the depravity would come back )


Didn't take long either, did it? lol

I guess this place just has that kind of effect....
A certain something in the air...
Brings out the tiger in me

Later folks!
Call Me
Posted:Sep 23, 2017 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2022 11:49 am

So who doesn't like a little Blondie?
I certainly do....
That's not to say I don't like brunettes and redheads and...well...any colour of hair really, lol

They say timing is everything...... judging by today, it must be true

Ran into someone I haven't seen in a long time today

And yes folks, she's still damn cute

Pause for a quick "Rawrr"....


On the downside...forgot to get her current email address..... doh.....

Yep, I'm still not the swiftest

Still, it was good to see her....and multiple hugs can never go wrong.....even if you have to turn somewhat sideways to avoid poking her with your erection lmao

Anyway, just figured I'd share that
Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum
Posted:Apr 20, 2016 12:55 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2017 8:44 pm

For the first time in a long time, I actually spent a little time in the Manitoba Room yesterday...
Scary thought, huh?

Now I used to be a bit of a fixture in there a few years ago, but after a moderately bad experience with another chatter, and a bunch of folks leaving I kinda quit going in there

But time heals all wounds eventually......
Well, if the wounds don't kill you first that is

So the verdict is.... there's still a few good people around in MB

Anyway..... it was kindly pointed out by one of the aforementioned inhabitants of the room that I hadn't posted in a while...

Very observant of you Spooky Doo

Yes, ladies and gents, I've been slacking again....

I keep meaning to post, but I never get around to it

The road to hell is paved with just such good intentions....

Witness the scene: the captain of the Hindenburg saying "I guess we should have put those "No Smoking" signs up"

Yes, quite.

So here I am, posting like a maniac

I was also asked why my profile pic only has one eye....
And, no, for those who never looked at it it is not a dick pic....

Actually, some people do think I'm a bit of a I guess you could be forgiven for making that mistake

I could say "Because it has" or "That's how I cropped it" or something....

However...the truth* is MUCH more windswept and interesting....

* For a given value of truth at least - the following story is completely true...only the events have been changed to protect the guilty....ummmm.. I mean innocent

The *truth* is... I lost it in a bizarre Pirating accident...

I was sailing along minding my own business (while keeping a lookout for stray ships to board and for the navy ships coming to take me down) when my parrot, who was sitting on my shoulder at the time, said "Polly want a cracker".

Now, being a rough, tough Rover of the Seven Seas I don't carry crackers around - hate the crumbs in my pocket, it's so untidy
How can I be expected to win the Mr Best Dressed Pirate competition this year with crumbs falling out of my pockets I ask you??

Anyway..... being the salty seafarer that I am, I turned to her and said "Fuck off Polly, you feathered pest"

At which point she pecked out my eye.

And who can blame her..... it's one thing to tell your parrot to fuck off, quite another to call her a pest...
Apparently parrots don't like that.
Especially fully qualified Piratical Parrots.
With a certificate and everything.
I know 'cause I've seen it!
She has it framed and hung in her cage....

Mind you, there's a silver lining..... I now can wear an eye patch with pride
I think it'll get me some extra points for the Best Dressed competition, don't you think?

So there you have it... the real story of why my profile pic only has one eye

So if any of you ladies want pillaged or plundered, I'm your man
Reasonable rates!
Parrot not included!

Which reminds me.... I need to go back to the petstore....
My parrot appears to be dead.

An ex- parrot indeed.

And now for something completely different.....

The Larch.

I'll leave you with some good advice, and let's face it, if you made it this far you desrve a little somethin' somethin'

Always look on the bright side of life....

Bet you all whistled that melody didn't you??

Later folks!
I Get Chicks, 'Cause I Play Guitar
Posted:Apr 8, 2016 1:12 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2017 5:22 pm

So say Big and Rich at least....

Never worked for me

But then...nothing much does

But that's ok, I have great hair

Like...better than Justin hair

No, really!

I'd do me...

I often have to..... lol

But I don't mind, no sirree

It's less effort and there's no chance of rejection

Wouldn't that be something?
If you turned YOURSELF down

There's a scary thought....

How icky would you have to be before you wouldn't even have sex with yourself??


I've often felt myself to be fat, boring, ugly and smelly... but I've never turned myself down this far

I suppose there's always a first time for everything, but I suspect that might be the exception to the rule

Someone once told me they didn't "do" ugly... but then they proceeded to do me, so either they lied or I'm not that ugly lol

And they did me good, let me tell you


So on that note... I think I'll proceed directly to doing myself
I'll let you know how it works out

Later folks!
Where There's A Willy, There's A Way
Posted:Apr 1, 2016 10:31 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2017 5:22 pm

I'm thinking of taking up motivational speaking

What do you think of my slogan?
It's the title of this post, in case you weren't paying attention....

Yes ladies and gents, I may be coming to a town near you

Ladies get in free

Gents tickets will be $1,000,000 plus GST
And you have to stand facing the wall.....

I think I'd do quite well as a motivational speaker.... I'm pretty positive
As a Libra I can find the good in anything

For example, a lack of getting any only provides more thinking opportunity to refine your technique for when you get some

There's ALWAYS a silver lining if you look hard enough


Although I do take exception to the saying "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger".....
It should really say "What doesn't kill us usually hurts like hell"

I guess that wouldn't really have the same kind of effect though

Maybe it's time for a new brand of "self help" and motivational stuff...
We could go out on a limb and call it "The Truth"

How do you think that would go over?
Like a lead balloon??
Unfortunately I think that's exactly what would happen lol

No one seems to take any responsibility for their actions anymore....
And no one seems to think before they open their mouth or type an email or twit a tweet....

Hmmm... is that how you say it?
Twit a tweet?
Tweet a twit?
Twit a twit?
Twit Twooo?

Is there an owl in here??

Sorry.... could have sworn I heard an owl....
Must have been the wind...

Anyway.... where was I?

Oh yes... everything is always someone else's fault....
Of course in my case, it really is....

Just kidding lol

We all make choices - in what we say, what we do and how we act
Those choices might be driven by external factors and circumstances, but at the end of the day it is still a choice.... one you or I decide to make

Isn't it about time we accepted that the only person making decisions is ourselves?

Wow...that got a little serious there
I better stop before I go off on a rant lol

Willies and Pussies
Pussies and Willies

There... that's better
Nothing like a little random genitalia to change the mood

Actually... a little random genitalia of the female kind would be most welcome right now

Anyone care to donate some?
For the use of?

Later folks!
You're The Kind Of Trouble, I Could Get Into
Posted:Mar 22, 2016 6:13 am
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2016 10:12 am

Hello there, munchkins

Wanna do it??

And by do it I mean.... DO IT!!

In capitals!
With bells on!
To the max!

Ok then

Just asking...

Looks like it's time for the monthly (or there abouts) round up of the shakings and happenings in the world

And the survey says..... eeeeh eeeeh....
(Fans of Family Fortunes will get that, no one else will )

Yeah, same old shit, different pile lol

Nothing much ever changes with me, still horny, still kinky, still perverted - just not here as much

So I'm a little miffed this morning....
I just found out that Of Kings and Prophets has been cancelled....
After two episodes....
I can't believe it....

The best piece of network television I've seen in years...cancelled...
After two episodes...

When I see some of the crap the same network keeps on the air year after year, it just boils my goat.

At least Pan Am got a whole season out of it.....

I guess I'll have to watch out for the DVD going on sale.....

In other news.....nothing

I don't even have a concert on the horizon to look forward to lol

So come on folks, entertain with with your tales of derring do and piracy on the high seas

Whatcha been up to?
Dance With Me
Posted:Feb 23, 2016 10:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2016 7:05 am

What to do, what to do....?

Ever get that feeling when you have lots you could do, but don't know where to start?
So you do nothing?

That's me lol

Life continues...same as usual

Saw Johnny Reid last night....
Man, that guy just keeps getting better and better

3 sold out shows at the casino - need I say more?

So's your life going so far?
Been up to anything interesting or exciting?

I haven't.... not really....
At least, not recently lol

Even this place has turned a bit "meh" lol
Actually it's been pretty well meh for me since I had that "hiatus"....just hasn't quite been the same

I guess you have to be here and interact on a daily basis to get any enjoyment out of it lol
Even blogging has lost it's lustre a bit.... hence the periodic updates

Back to being a wallflower I guess

Why don'tcha come join me in the corner?
It's nice and cosy over here....
Baby Got Back
Posted:Feb 9, 2016 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2016 5:29 am

I like Big Buff and I cannot lie,
You other fella's can't deny....
When that guys skates in with the puck on his stick,
and displays skills that are totally sick,,
He scores goals, from the point or the crease,
You need to duck, when you see that release,
'Cause he's comin', to line you up,
33 Train, gonna mess you up.

We got Buff, for five more years,
204...whadda ya say?
We say "YES!!!!!"

Can you tell I'm pleased???

That's the big news in Winnipeg... we signed Byfuglien

Woo hoo!

I can almost guarantee there's nothing else in the paper today

War? Nope...
Crime? Nope...
Politics? Nope...

Buff? Oh yeah....

For all you heathens and heretics out there who don't know hockey, he's the most popular, and arguably best (neck and neck with Blake Wheeler), player on the Winnipeg Jets roster

So yeah....

In other news.... ummmm...nothing much

Speaking of MVPs.... Flirty ™ needs likes etc etc....
She really, really, really needs that VIP thingy....
So go like her stuff
And not in a dirty way...although you can do that too if you want
I'm not stopping you

So head over to [post 3775047] and she'll tell you what to do

Oh and by the way......

She's got back too

See how I tied that in there?
Cool, huh?
I Love That Old Time Rock And Roll
Posted:Feb 8, 2016 7:29 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2016 5:12 am

Morning folks

Happy Monday!

What's that?
Another blog?
So soon?

lol Yep
Must be your lucky day I guess....

That's what happens when your muse shows up unexpectedly

Either that or I'm putting off starting work

So what's today's topic?
Ummmm....I don't really have one....

There is so much I'd like to say, but it's not really appropriate lol

Yes folks, there are still some things that don't belong on a public forum such as this lol

I DO have a filter....
An overactive one sometimes actually lol

I'm not a big fan of social media, not that there's anything wrong with it, just not a big fan myself lol

Like most things invented by people, it's not the item itself that's at fault...just how people use it

Dirty laundry belongs in the laundry hamper in my opinion

One thing that always sticks in my head is "Once you hit send, you can't take it back" lol
That applies to email as well as public media....

You can never say "I didn't say that" when it's written down lol

I guess we're all still trying to figure it out, even after all these years

I'm in an odd position I suppose....
I'm of that generation that remembers what it was like before computers, and the internet and social media.....but yet I was young enough to be dragged along with the wave....

To me technology is a tool to be utilized, not the be all and end all in itself
And like all tools, it has to be treated with a modicum of respect
It'll bite you if you're not careful

That being said, it is a wonderful thing
Technology is responsible for some of my best memories and experiences

Wouldn't change it for the world

Later folks
These Balls Are Made For Licking...
Posted:Feb 5, 2016 10:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2016 5:11 am

With apologies to Nancy Sinatra

Her boots might be made for walking...but I've got a different idea....

My balls need licked, and I'm not afraid to say it!!

Damn it.

Hello folks

It's been a while, hasn't it?

I've been putting off writing anything because, well, just because
Laziness mainly I think lol

But by special request, from a pretty young lady who complained she had nothing to read - here I am

Back to the licking of the balls

Yes ladies...this is a really nice thing to do for your guy.... I love it when it's done right....

First rule is be gentle

These are sensitive instruments you know....
They may be weapons of mass procreation, but they're also very delicate

They are not, and I repeat NOT chew toys

Do not attempt to bite - it won't end well


What the fuck am I talking about??
Ball licking advice?
I've never licked a ball in my life

I have, however, had mine licked and sucked gently by a wonderful girl who really knew what she was doing
Man, was she ever good in!
The things she could and would do would make your toes curl


She was perfect... just sayin'......

Anyway....I think I've done my blogging duty

Maybe I'll try and be a bit more regular in future...
I used to love this...the writing, the reading of the comments, the responses

Have a great day, people!

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