You Might Be Intelligent If:
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Posted:Jul 14, 2012 10:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2019 2:55 pm
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If you are looking for my thoughts on sex both vanilla and non-vanilla, the videos or information about me - then please go to one of the other blogs - for thoughts on emotional deepness - go to Between The Sheets - freaks should go to the menu first this one is just for mind benders - and yes, I know there are intelligent people on here... because Intelligence is sexy, too.
For those of you who aren't sure if you are intelligent to the standard I am referring to - here are a few thoughts to ponder:
You might be intelligent if:
1. You had a sneaking suspicion that it might not be a good quality of life choice to create 54 nuclear reactors on an island comprised of four tectonic moving plates prone to earthquakes, typhoons and tsunamis along the "Ring of Fire".
2. You were fed the story that there was a 9.0 earthquake and tsunami that led to the destruction of the Fuk-us-hi-ma Daiichi reactors and then realized that the people taking video of the tsunami washing away perfectly intact buildings from their 6th and 15th floor apartments would be absolutely impossible considering the magnitude 6 earthquake in Kobe leveled Kobe. Since a 9.0 magnitude earthquake is 100 times stronger than a magnitude 6 earthquake - you came to the conclusion that either the Japanese have mastered the ability to use super glue and pixie sticks to build their buildings or there was no magnitude 9.0 earthquake. (I should add USGS says there was an epicenter 177km and 30km deep from the Fukushima facility and Kobe 20km distance and 16km below the surface.) 100 times stronger but less than 9 times the distance.
3. Curiously investigative as you are, you read the power point presentation given by the VP of Areva at the private conference at Stanford in April 2011, (French Areva makes the MOX fuel rods for the American General Electric BWR Mark reactors powered by German Siemens generators - yes, it is a global economy), and you noticed the obvious timeline the manufacturer says it takes for a fuel rod to melt. In fact, that timeline is what the whole power point was about - time to criticality. You suddenly realized that the reactors could not have blown because of the tsunami because the fuel rods would have reached criticality in less time than the manufacturer says under all known and unknown laws of physics is even possible. OOPS!
4. You are a smart cookie. You understand that the radioactive particles that spewed out of the reactors stays in the upper atmosphere and follows the jet stream. The really bad nasty, life threatening hot particles released into the atmosphere can take up to 2.5 MILLION YEARS to decay into their equally ugly and hazardous products, these bind in cloud formations and fall to the earth in rain. You watch the weather man/girl and know that the jet stream goes from Japan to Alaska, down the West coast, up across the great plains, down to the bible belt and back up the east coast and then back over the north pole to Europe since the Atlantic front does not allow the jet stream to push off to the Atlantic Ocean. (Maybe only sailors know about the jet stream, but I am sure some of you land locked pirates also have a clue.) As your gerbil is spinning wildly on his wheel, it then makes sense that the two most contaminated places in the United States are on the East and West coasts. You stay out of the rain because you have seen the movie Radio Bikini and know that cancer from radioactive toxins is not like cancer caused by adulterated water and GMO food. So apparently, the to date 19 sets of fuel explosions in the reactors of Tokai, Sendai, Daiichi, Daini, and their spent fuel pools; that have blown and coriumed in northern Japan do not just affect Japan, but their radioactive signatures have been found all across America, Canada, Australia, Europe and even in Antarctica. You snow bunnies weigh in and let me know if the snow glows because we in Hawaii certainly do. Apparently, the Japanese still feel that the ZERO concept has merit but instead of using planes they are using nuclear. Maybe they just want to get us back for Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Sounds a bit like the jihadist concept - I may be gone - but life is gonna be better with the 72 catholic nuns and jewish virgins and as an added bonus I get to take out a whole ton of infidels.
5. You couldn't care less who is on Dancing With the Stars, instead you watch CSPAN and know that the World Bank has placed limits on global population or countries cannot get binary code called money. China did it with their one policy. Japan did it with nuclear reactors. Rwanda did it with ethnic cleansing and so did Hitler's Germany. The religious wars have certainly curbed populations both in the past and present. Those who do not know their history are destined to repeat it - amen. You recognize that America must have a plan, too. You look around at all the fat, cancer laden, mental pygmies from the no left behind era - many of whom are obviously on this site, (no I am not worried - they don't read - nor can they spell monosyllabic words - I have proof of this!) and correctly conclude that the dumbing of America includes leading the sheeple to slaughter by eating Agent Orange Food and drinking chloramine, haloacetic acid, trihalomethane, atrazine, 2,4-D tainted water. In fact the deadly combination of 26 regulated and 42 unregulated chemicals along with the 5 'disinfectant' by-products combined with genetically modified pesticide food stuffs combining in your once bacterial laden gut is the cause of most of America's nutrient and mental deficient problems. Some people never correlated the suddenly available Viagra with the GM male sterile food both coming to the market at roughly the same time. Of course Mr. Kissinger, architect of the Vietnam War, whose National Security Study Memorandum #200 on April 24, 1974 outlined a world food genocide program which was eagerly accepted by the UN, the US, the Rockefeller Genome Project, Monsanto, DuPont, Bayer, Dow, Syngenta and Pioneer. The plan really is brilliant because people actually BUY their own demise and pay the pharma and health companies to 'keep them on a treadmill if unhealth'. Genius - just genius.
6. I am sure that there are more than a few raised eyebrows at this moment - so allow me to use some not-quite-anecdotal evidence to support my case. Syngenta's Mark Phillipson wrote a response to a newspaper disparaging a member of the anti-gmo movement. While I personally could not care less if GMO companies label their frankenfood - as all food not labeled non-gmo / not treated with growth hormone is by proxy GMO - I did have objection to the citations he used in argument.
Here goes - gotta put in both sides of the argument to be fair:
"Ronnie Cummins, perpetual critic of genetically modified (GM) foods, continues to mislead the public about the safety and benefits of GM products ("Should the FDA require GMO labels?" Star-Advertiser, July 2).
Foods made from GM crops are among the most extensively tested and regulated in history. All GM foods have been thoroughly assessed for human and animal health and environmental safety, according to internationally accepted, scientific standards and guidelines followed by the USDA, FDA and EPA.
More than 3 trillion servings of GM foods have been consumed in the U.S., and there hasn't been a single documented case of injury to a person or disruption of an ecosystem.
Anti-GMO activists have repeatedly refused to debate on the basis of scientific research, preferring instead to rely on fear-mongering. Consumers who are truly concerned about their foods are best served by seeking out credible sources of information and ignoring propaganda with no basis in fact.
Mark Phillipson
President, Hawaii Crop Improvement Association"
My response:
"Mr. Phillipson is absolutely correct that more than 3 trillion servings of GMO food have been fed to people in the United States. However, the Flavor Savor tomato removal from the marketplace is just ONE example of a "documented case of injury to a person or disruption of an ecosystem."
From Syngenta's own website:
http://Senior Sizzle.com
"What about the Monarch butterfly?
In 1999, scientists at Cornell University reported that eating Bt pollen could harm a cherished and popular symbol of American wildlife, the Monarch butterfly. The finding was based on a laboratory study in which Monarch caterpillars were fed leaves of milkweed - the plant that forms their exclusive diet - coated with Bt pollen.
Won't the corn borer develop resistance to the built-in pesticide of Bt corn in the same way as some pests have become resistant to chemical pesticides?
The Bt protein that protects the plant against the corn borer is the active ingredient of a number of pesticide sprays employed to protect conventional and organic corn. In the decades they have been in use, there has been no evidence of the corn borer becoming resistant to Bt sprays in the field.
However, pests do find ways around plant control mechanisms. This is a well-known natural phenomenon, and can occur regardless of whether the protection is chemical or biological.
In order to prevent corn borers developing immunity to Bt protein, planting systems have been introduced in which Bt corn is grown surrounded by refuges, or blocks of non-Bt corn. These recommendations were developed based on the results of independent scientific recommendation. Even if any corn borers on the Bt corn are resistant to the Bt protein, they are likely to mate with non-resistant moths from the conventional corn, and the resistance will not be passed on to future generations.
In addition, in areas where Bt corn is grown commercially, insect populations are monitored to watch for resistance. In the many years since Bt corn was first planted, there have been no signs of resistance developing in target insects due to the use of Bt corn in the field." (end of website citation)
Apparently, Mr. Phillipson must be unaware that the EPA requested a 50% buffer area, but was Monsanto educated into a 20% buffer area. I am sure that had nothing at all to do with a finite amount of land and profits.
Notwithstanding, the future Fall 2012 release of Agent Orange Corn, or 'Enlist' as it is being marketed, which has been tested on O'ahu, is EXPRESSLY for use to deter the SUPER weedS, (weeds that cannot be killed by Round Up), and Bt resistant corn root worm that were created by the GMO Round Up Ready Bt Corn crops and the requirement to utilize Round Up and other synthetic chemicals to grow the GM crop which if I may quote your own words, Mr. Phillipson, caused a "disruption of an ecosystem".
Seriously, I have NO PROBLEM going toe to toe with you on scientific research... heck, you already know I will win."
7. Ok - I know that last statement was a bit cocky - but I can back it up - and am actually looking forward to the public debate with him - who says I don't do anything more than eat bon bons and play with my toys? Anywhooo, while you are dodging bullets because you decided to defend your property against the masses, you suddenly recall that even the German's ran out of bullets... guess it is time to go to the FEMA shelter since I didn't buy my $50 Mil golden ticket to get into NORAD when I had the chance.
8. I have more - but if you would like to chime in with something you think would pique my interest - by all means - carpal tunnel yourself all the way to my inbox.
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Sex how-to letters
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Posted:Mar 14, 2019 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2020 6:32 am
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Dayumn!!!! Author Cole Change the spot with this sex how guide for .... Teenagers!!! Holy shit, where was this stuff when I was a .
Totally loved this book and I know everyone I ever met off this site could learn a thing or two in this page-turner.
If you love sex... Great sex... Get this in your library and use the knowledge in .
Cole, if you somehow read this... Standing invitation fuck your brains out... Anytime anywhere.
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screen door in a hurricane
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Posted:Jun 29, 2016 11:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2019 2:52 pm
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The irony of fate and choice.
I'm single. Again.
And what do we do when we fail?
Go back to the starting point...
Which for me is at the mental age of a 17 year of boy
with the intent of sport fucking kings and watching
them receive what they do to the average girl...
Today.. I would bag your head, fuck you til you begged me to stop and would place bets with anyone on how long it would take you to stop walking funny ...
Any brave souls with at least 10"? Preferences to those that look like me.
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smack
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Posted:May 31, 2015 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2019 2:53 pm
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With my new windows phone, It doesn't support the Senior Sizzle program to read emails. Kinda sad and yet I know I missing out on all those turbid comments about people's heartfelt need to tell me how they love squirters.
Ok, ill squirt some thoughts at ya...
Follow along if you aren't already I the know.
The jade in jade helm is darpa Ai technology. When one visits the darpa site they let you know they are the world leader, since inception in 1959, of Ai technology. go see ex maxhina... It's worth the time.
There are greater risks to society than the usual daily drama of wheter or not you get laid today. The lhc (CERN) participated in by more than 20 countries does in fact lower the earth's protective shield from the sun and actually causes earthquakes. Their own data dating back to 2005 supports this truth. While they may be looking for the god particle they are actually trying to harness antimatter which is not possible. Fermi has already shown us that fracking is the best method to send shock waves over long distances.
If you haven't already packed your bags and bought ticket out of the lower 48, don't forget, there are more than 250 nuclear power stations in the lower 48 and more than 4,000 armed nuclear missiles in the in-ground silos.
Tracking hurts those, too and we've seen a swarm of localized earthquakes at scientifically espoused dormant volcanoes in places where protective tunnels and "safe habitats" exist. Well, used to exist. Lol
Good luck and hopefully the population will be able to eventually rise the the level stated on the Georgia Guidestones...
In the meantime, when Billygoat gates changes the platform so I can upload a video, I will.
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the old profile
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Posted:Feb 9, 2013 7:08 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2014 2:26 pm
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this profile appeared from 2009-2012
I know this is a hook up site - but I like literate, educated, well-mannered people. The path to see the vids in reality starts between my ears, preferably over dinner. Under the Community Tab, drop down to Blog, Type in speedqueen08 - I believe they are FREE. You will find the answers to your questions carefully scripted in black and white. READ "Answers to your questions" and "more answers to your questions" BEFORE you contact me. PLEASE. The one titled Barbie has brains and a penchant for mind blowing orgasms is kinda fun, too... Machine Destruction has happened more than once and the Menu was a delectably fair fare.
I am not looking, I am patiently waiting. Incidentally, ignorance is not bliss; ignorance is what you missed... and now for the PROFILE:
What turns me on: intelligent, mannered, respectful people, grace, style, well dressed (even though I used to spend an inordinate amount of time in sweats and tennies at the greenhouse) – now it is just bikinis or not at the beach, speed, control - because power is nothing without control, childlike curiosity, treating others the way you want to be treated, sunrises at the beach watching my play in the surf, sunsets with a great bottle of wine (white), chocolate crepes and blush wines, grass fed beef, 6" heels, being pampered and dressed to go out to dinner, watching sporting events live, jazz with cognac and a great cigar, sailing, camping, someone I can share with on a deep and meaningful level – as in a real conversation, giving and receiving pleasure, intense orgasms, trust, love, confidence, dancing/clubbing, pushing limits, comedy, being there to watch the light bulb go "on" above people's heads, mind-blowing adventures.
What turns me off: shallow, vulgar people... who generally put themselves first
Last movies I saw - Buck, Radio Bikini, Killer Elite, 2012, This is it (highly recommend it), The Tourist, The Immortals, some of the TED programs
Favorite movies: The Devil's Advocate, Matrix series, both of the Thomas Crown Affairs, Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Christmas Story, Animal House, Hoosiers, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series
Favorite color: purple
Last books I read: Shut Up, Quit Whining and Get a Life, The Dynamic Laws of Prosperity, The Four Agreements, ISSA papers, You Can Heal Your Life by Louise L. Hay
Favorite food - the ones made with love, organic
Things still to do on my bucket list:
1) Find a suitable partner to share and grow with
2) Rent a castle in Germany, take a Maclaren on the Autobahn to Paris, dine in the Eiffel tower, base jump off, get on Desmosedici rr's, bullet ride the streets and wake up on the beach
3) Sail to the Greek isles
4) Re-hire my personal chef (I moved and she did not want to move with me)
5) Continue to learn something new everyday
6) Find the positives in every aspect of a negative situation
7) Party for a straight week at Ibiza
 sail the Amazon River
6) climb the Andes
About the video - yes, it is real. So are the cams. I have been able to do that my whole life. Can you imagine how uncomfortable it was as a to try to explain to the football player bf that I wasn't peeing on him - back when nobody ever heard of this?
Never been married - was engaged 4 times - am still waiting for Mr. Right - have met lots and lots of Mr. Right-Now's - I do not have any
Thank you for the compliment, but I have LESS THAN ZERO interest in a one night hook up because you are not happy with your wife - get a divorce!!! Do you really think I want to play second fiddle to your wife or girlfriend for even one second?
If you act like a dick to me - I do not care how big your dick is. I will pass on one night stands – no hit and runs – interested in the energy connection in someone who will keep up.
I am a complete package. I do not need someone else to complete me. I want someone to play with. The toys are great but they are boring dinner conversationalists.
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Living
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Posted:Aug 11, 2012 4:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2017 11:17 pm
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Selected answers from various emails...
How much do you want to live?
Yes, Y. Lee Coyote, I see the fnords.
Some days I feel like Rowdy Roddy Piper with the sunglasses on.
If I seem too harsh, its because I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.
I also understand the natural balance of universal law. What goes up will also come down. If yer head isn't smashed like a pumpkin on the pavement when it happens, then get up and do better next time.
The difference between wisdom and knowledge is that wisdom is putting knowledge into practice.
Giving to get is just manipulation. Giving is something that comes from within and has its best value as intrinsic giving - there is no expectation of a return... and you thoroughly enjoy seeing someone else benefit from something you want to do.
"I am still giving the peep show, but your curtain may only be ankle high."
As for a bdsm answer - for all the power players and rainmakers who want to relinquish control in trust or fight club people of the world who really want a beating so much so you want to tip for your beating, then by all means - it's this way... behind the green door...
The nice part about the bdsm community - quite opinionated and refreshing lack of bullshit involved to get to the best parts... can't really laugh at a guy who doesn't want to beaten   -
Since what I want has a pretty high bar, (not because of anecdotal stories but because I have been there), I have looked at helping others achieve their fantasies - this helps me get a sense of pleasure in a "no ordinary moment" world.
Bubble people can be put in a box, but box people can't fit in a bubble - their edges are too pointy. Bubble people are usually pretty well rounded and balanced. Chances are, if they are BIG in one area, they are BIG in the others, too. Bubbles don't survive very long if they are bent out of shape.
Finally, the only thing people can really control is their mouth and few of us are actually any good at it.
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Hot For Teacher
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Posted:Jul 23, 2012 11:34 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 2:24 pm
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I usually only write a blog or post a picture or video when something truly outstanding happens. (If you want something extraordinary - be extraordinary.) A lot like the VanHalen song, which in my opinion is best understood in video form, about when one has limited expectations and is blown away; this is my way of commemorating a specific event in time.
Some blogs are one liners (example: if you really want to meet me) and others appear to be a tome (example: you might be intelligent if). Some are cryptic smorgasbord of double entendre (discerning palate menu) while others just recount the vanilla version of life experiences (barbie has brains or machine destruction). Given that more than a million people have watched my videos there are some quite notable writings here that have been viewed less than 200 times.
For all those men who know what it feels like to have some person want to cross off "fucked monster cock" from their life's to-do list; trust me, I know what it feels like. I have gotten more than one "check the box to see if it squirts" curiosities. pun intended. However, I do love watching a guy who normally ruins girls for life have his own eyes roll back in his head. It gives me warm fuzzies.
The 15th blog post is dedicated to you Teacher - get out your tokens chaturbate people... there is no way I could ever explain this without it being viewed - so, its time to broaden your horizons... school will be in session shortly and the instructors love their subject matter. A good time will be had by all. 
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Coaching
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Posted:Jan 17, 2012 4:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2012 4:26 pm
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Really - this should be the last blog you read - before you contact me for a coaching session - right after you read The Menu, Machine Destruction, Barbie Has Brains and a Penchant for Mind Blowing Orgasms and the blogs answering the most popular questions.
Since I can't reorganize the blogs in the way I wish you could read them - coaching is where you pay for my time for me to get the pleasure of watching you and your partner or partners. A private live porn just for me where I sit across the room and make suggestions for how to 'spice things up' at the speed and pace I see displayed - basically stepping your game up a notch, who knows, maybe two.
Maybe you don't think you need coaching - you are just amazing out of the gate. OK, goodie for you - but chances are - coaching may be the only way to meet me - alternate methods are in the blogs.
I used to help out my friends and their friends back in college. The mantra was - make 'em beg you to fuck them and be so good, they beg you to stop.
Over the years, I have enjoyed being a pro domme, hosting orgies, training subs, slaves, pets and being trained by some of the best in the business. I was lucky enough to learn how to give a blow job from two gay guys and they had my nose less than 2" from the action. I love the clubs, parties and lifestyle. I like people who know what they like and are willing to go beyond their boundaries to get 'more'. I love to learn new stuff - if there is something I don't know - I want to learn it. The pictures of me hanging from one foot are considered extreme torture. I do it for fun or relaxation.
I have no problem with public sex (voyeuristic watching other people to do it or by being the main attraction - see Machine Destruction blog) and consider nailing some guy's scrotum to a board before penetrating his ass with the strap on dildo he brought me to use on him a pretty acceptable form of non-punishment. Sometimes,these broad daylight sessions are watched by complete strangers with cameras. I can only imagine what someone says about their Hawaiian Vacation when they come back with pictures of the natives doing their native thing. Lions and tigers and bears, Oh MY!
In a word 'extreme' is something I do - it is part of who and what I am. Sometimes I am Special K and sometimes I am Special ED. (Yes, that was a short bus joke.) If your idea of something special is having a menage-a-trois or doing it with the lights on, or the bathroom of an airplane - chances are, I have something to teach you. I have had crazy sex while: skydiving, on a commercial flight (ok - more than once - Hawaii is a long and boring flight from NY), swinging, hanging, in a greenhouse, in the ocean - blue water, on the ocean, on the roof of a bar while the patrons were being ushered out the door at closing time, on the bar after the bar closed and it was washed down, in a vehicle, on a motorcycle - while I was driving, and probably just about any conceivable place where it is actually possible - yet none of them has ever topped being in love.
I do not have any stones in my hand. I am not here to berate you or belittle you - unless of course, that is what you want. I will know that is what you want when you hit me up with something smart like "Hey, I want you to squirt all over my face ..." as your introductory line of your first e-mail to me. Thanks for being honest - but does that type of introduction actually work with other women?
Do you get to have sex with me?
1) ... see the 5 second rule in the blogs.
2) Do you conform to the specifications and pass the filters?
3) The smallest toy used in the videos is eleven and a half inches in length... if we throw both our dicks on the table and mine is bigger...
4) I will be happy to watch you and your wife - fantasize all you want but please refrain from thinking I have been waiting with baited breath to be your 'toy' for one evening.
Just like the popular game of Monopoly, You may now pass "GO" and I collect $200 before it all goes back in the box.
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The Discerning Palate Menu
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Posted:Jun 12, 2011 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2014 2:54 pm
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The Discerning Palate Menu
Dining selections available from 7pm until Midnight
This evening's white glove service features fantasy treats from the hidden recesses of sexually vagrant minds. Our taboo selections include delectable nibbles in bite sized portions for the open and available wanting to transcend their vanilla shell.
Our world famous black tailed maiter dee, aka the Dungeon Master, will accept payment and apprise you of the rules prior to entry. We do screen our patrons prior to acceptance to ensure the fare and our servers will meet your needs appropriately. Quirky as our rules may seem, we already know each other inside and out.
In clockwise fashion we pass our dishes extending an olive branch invite for you to play nicely while at our tables. Our menu selections change continually aiming to make you hungry for more… please keep your napkin handy.
Our selection of music from the art of seduction backed by the choir of mind bending euphoria laced with the sweet complimentary melody of the voices from your inner utmost repressed requests play serenely in the background bringing all of your senses to the fore. Once you have perused our menu for the evening, let us know when you would like to be seated at the feast.
Hors d’ourves at the silver chaffing dish: Whet your palate with olive draped salmon cream cheese canapés sprinkled with fresh cracked pepper while you dress and undress the paper doll.
Soups du jour: Enjoy a cup of hot wax or a bowl of cold clean needles.
Fish: fresh catch of the day: The hot grille has fire play while our cold cooler has ice play.
Sashimi: sounds on the massage table. You must bring your own sounds.
Salads arrayed on the lazy susan offer a cornucopia of: paddles, canes, floggers, single tails, clothes pins, blindfolds, gag balls, nipple clamps, hoods, spreader bars, combs, handcuffs, violet wand attachments, rope, latex, paint, weights, cbt enclosures, whips, along with a top dressing of scratchy, prickly, feathery, velvety or vibrating implements for your mix and match delight. Insertable toys, clothing, implements, hobbling devices or restraint items may be brought from your toy bag as you may wish to bring your own personal favorites for that extra sizzle for your entree.
Entrees this evening include pheasant under glass and steak tartar. Twizzle your taste buds around our delicious St. Andrews Cross, standard Cross, suspension bars, spanking bench, prison cell, suspension hard points, massage table, cold floor, stairs or lounging area. Our chefs love special requests. There is rarely an exception too bizarre for our master manipulators.
Sides available in large or small portions: Smother your asparagus with a light herbed vinegarette or perhaps you would prefer wine mushrooms in a drawn butter sauce, either way our professional photographers are willing to provide you with a lasting memento, just ask your server for details.
Dessert: No meal is complete without a fresh sweet mouth watering virgin treat. Our feature for tonight is Petit on all fours with cherry pie ala mode.
Coffee from our special French press may be leaded or unleaded. Cream and sugar upon request.
Should you be so well-mannered, respectful and talented, an engraved invitation to adjourn to the billiard room After Party for Remy Martin, Romeo and Juliet, Macanudo #8 or Nat Sherman special reserve may await those special few who are good at licking their plate clean and asking for more. You might even get a personalized invitation to rack the balls and cue up your center shot at the After Party. The happy ending does not happen during ANY portion of the dinner. It happens at the After Party… but that endeavor has a different set of rules and expectations.
Dinner seating is limited. Reservations are required. If you would like a private professional personalized introduction on how to order and receive exactly what your taste buds crave, on the first line of your email write the word coaching. Whether your interest is benign scant curiosity for our delectable fare or more ravenous acceptance of culinary edification our discreet Mistress has more than twenty exquisite years in the professional scene. Like a hot knife through warm butter, she knows how to assist your learning curve, removing those nasty hang ups, from all the best possible angles. The request is one hundred dollars per person per hour or one hundred fifty dollars for couples per hour for appropriate pleasurable instructional coaching. Improper attire preferred.
Mahalo from your private BDSM Coach, where Discerning Palates learn how to sample, snack or feast. Please come again, and again, and again, soon.
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Between The Sheets
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Posted:Jun 11, 2011 1:40 am
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2012 6:58 pm
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I wish you were here, with me, holding me in your arms, keeping me safe, caressing my cheek, playing with my hair, feeding me, promising me that you will never let me go.
I wish you were here, opening your heart, the same way you did the first time I met you. You remind me of me when I was in my 20’s, owning the world, bulletproof, invincible, knowing the dangers of the outside world but all too unknowledgeable about the most important thing.
Following the path set before you by your mentors: excelling at your job, friends to laugh and cry with, family, bonds of blood, honor, service, recognition… all upright and acceptable, yet missing the thing that matters most.
Because of this site, I met you. To you, it was just going to be another notch for your bedpost. The first time I laid eyes on you, I smiled, a beautiful man who had only been in the company of hookers, whores and one night stands, common, simple, ample, easy sport fucking.
I changed you because you allowed me in. I showed you not even enough to fit on a pin head of what is available in the ocean I swim in; but it was all you were willing to accept… and that was more than most will ever know.
I do not know how to describe the colors of the sunrise to a blind person. There is so much more for me to share with you if you will allow it… and it is better than you could ever imagine.
in fact, it’s something crazy.
One day you were there and the next just gone… I miss you more than words can say.
I wish you were here, holding me, loving me, keeping me safe and warm, the same way you did when we were under your tiger blanket.
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Posted:May 14, 2011 6:09 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2012 1:28 pm
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so the other day I get a call from a buddy of mine who regularly helps me string people up in public settings - just for the fun of it, of course - and he says - "hey there is a party and (drumroll please) you are invited". Gee, I was just glad that he wasn't calling to tell me there was a party and I wasn't invited. LOL
It has been raining a lot on the island lately (damn cloud seeding) and I hate getting wet - well, when the stuff falling from the sky contains plutonium, uranium, cesium, strontium, etc... So I tell him - "no way".
About 20 minutes later he calls and says 'we have a machine comming - just for you."
OF course, the only words out of my mouth now are "what's the address?"
Flesh is usually weak. Machines have become, while not socially acceptable dates or good dinner conversationalists, great at staying the course until I break them. (Which has now become, within my favorite late night public circles, a subject of much side betting and a whole new drinking game. Parker Brothers' Candy Land ain't got nothin on this one - he he.)
As if living on an island didn't have enough unusual quirks we have created a strange sort of fight night with the opening act of pussy against the machine followed by I am not sure what main event since I leave when I am finished not wanting to see what derranged act is going to top or best whatever my sick little mind conjured earlier that evening.
But aha... this was no ordinary machine. Someone with waaaay too much time on their hands and an equally devious mind had the foresight after watching me destroy a series of well known 110 outlet favorites, to augment a sawzall into a delicious vibrator now retrofitted for pleasure. Sadly, THIS one I was not able to break... obviously there will be a variable speed rematch at the next Hawaii Cock Jockeys event... should an invitation find its way to my ear.
Incidentally, I would stll prefer a live human that I am interested in to an inanimate toy any day of the week... until then, I guess I will just be hanging around...
aloha
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Hawaii BDSM
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Posted:Sep 1, 2010 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2012 9:06 am
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The next party is INVITATION ONLY. Contact Haole4537 for more details. I will be bringing "a few of my favorite things"... 6" heels included... Its a devilish good time. 
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