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Sex facts for men and women
Posted:Nov 7, 2014 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2014 1:42 pm
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1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong)

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

----So I wonder as does Blaze how can 95%of men have sex after a month of a dating and only 10% of women. If in order to have sex after a month of dating a man must be dating a women either there are a lot more women then men in this world or a lot of gay men... just wondering
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More laws of sex - do you agree with these?
Posted:Nov 7, 2014 9:12 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:33 pm
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39.Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40.Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41.Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
42.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
43.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
45.Never say no.
46.A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
47.Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49.Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
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More laws of sex - do you agree with these?
Posted:Nov 5, 2014 9:45 am
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2014 5:02 pm
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28.Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29.Love is a hole in the heart.
30.If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-stands on the moon.
31.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32.Do it only with the best.
33.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
34.One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35.You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
36. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
37.It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38.Thou shalt not commit adultery.... .unless in the mood.
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Why Trick-or-treating is better than sex
Posted:Oct 31, 2014 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2014 12:08 pm
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10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!
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Halloween costume problem solved!! What a story!!
Posted:Oct 31, 2014 10:49 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2014 7:55 am
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My friend is bald and has a wooden leg. A couple weeks ago he told me he got invited to a Halloween party and had some issues getting a costume.
He decides that he would like to wear a costume that conceals his slightly odd appearance, but can't think of any costumes that would look good and do the job. Out of ideas, he writes a note to a costume company explaining his issue. A few days later a package arrives with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
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More laws of sex - do you agree with these?
Posted:Oct 30, 2014 8:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2014 1:37 pm
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14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16.Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17.It is always the wrong time of month.
18.The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19.When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20.Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21.Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22.The younger the better.
23.The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24.It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25.Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26.Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27.There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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Do you believe these laws of sex?
Posted:Oct 29, 2014 1:54 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2014 8:34 am
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1.The more beautiful the woman is whom you are fucking, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
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What increases sexual arousal in women
Posted:Oct 28, 2014 8:29 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2014 8:34 am
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner
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One of funniest, if not the funniest routines ever
Posted:Oct 27, 2014 11:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2014 8:24 am
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Abbott and Costello.. UTube it. ON Baseball..

http://Senior Sizzle.com=player_detailpage&v=kTcRRaXV-fg
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Tip from an old man
Posted:Oct 24, 2014 12:40 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2014 11:45 pm
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When you see a woman .. . .

And want her badly . . .

Please consider the following . . .in the comments
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Could not contain my curiouslity
Posted:Oct 9, 2014 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2014 8:22 am
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I am flying to Washington DC next Wednesday for a family vacation. Flying reminds me of one time I was flying and there was a woman sitting next to me in first class. The woman sneezed and took a tissue and wiped between her legs. I saw what she did and thought it was a little strange (wouldn’t you?). When the woman sneezed again and took a tissue and wiped between her legs, I was really puzzled at what she was doing. Once again the woman sneezed and again took a tissue and wiped between her legs.

I could not contain my curiosity any longer; I had to ask her, “I couldn’t help noticing that every time you sneeze you wipe between your legs. Why are you doing that?”

To which she responded, “It's a medical problem. I orgasm when I sneeze.”

“Oh I'm sorry. What do you take for it?”

She smiled and said, “Pepper.”

That is why I always take a can of pepper with me when I am flying.
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What turns men on - through the ages
Posted:Oct 9, 2014 11:35 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:33 pm
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Poet John Donne liked to touch. Some people are turned on by sex in the woods or in the bathtub. Some like high-heeled boots, candlelight, or Kama Sutra-like coital positions. And every human being has a slightly different opinion about how he or she wishes to be caressed and talked to during coitus.

Much of this variation comes from childhood, from adolescence, and from all of the chance mental associations we make between certain experiences and sexual feelings. But men and women also have some sexual habits that almost certainly originate in the gendered brain.

Men, for example, are more likely to remember specific aspects of a past sexual episode, such as particular smell, piece of clothing, or time when sex occurred. The feminine psyche is less subject to “conditioning,” to associating specific odd things or events with sexual encounters. This may explain why men are more interested in fetishes and exhibit more “deviant” sexual behaviors than women do. For some men, a particular incident or object in childhood becomes linked with sex and they must replay this scenario to trigger lust.
Men’s impressionable sexual nature may have evolved for an important reason. Women can find a sex partner almost anytime they want one; after all, women own the precious egg. Men must fertilize this egg if they are to send their genes into perpetuity. So men are obliged to remember the circumstances of successful sexual encounters.

Men also fantasize about sex with different partners and anonymous partners more regularly than women do, most likely because it is biologically adaptive for men to inseminate as many females as they can.

And men like to look.

“Peeking in through/ the open window, / your face was / virginal. / But you were / all woman / below.”

The poet Praxilla wrote these lines in Greece in the fifth century B.C.C. Times haven’t changed. In a 1920s study of several hundred American men and women, 65 percent of the men said they had done some peering through a bedroom window. Only 20 percent of the women had done any stealthy ogling.

Men are more turned on by visual stimuli.

They are visual pornographic materials of every kind more frequently than women do. When they fantasize, they conjure up more images of coitus and body parts, the explicit details of sex itself. Men are even aroused by looking at their woman’s genitals and by showing their genitals to wives or lovers. This can lead some men to outright public exhibitionism.
Sexual peeping probably gives men a physical jolt. We know that when male monkeys see a sexually available female or watch a companion copulate with a female, their levels of testosterone spike. So primatologist Kim Wallen, of the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center at Emory University, speculates that men may go to strip bars and look at girlie magazines to boost their levels of testosterone. Not surprisingly, the $500 million porn business in America today is supported almost exclusively by men.

This male urge to look has a Darwinian payoff. By peering at a woman, a man can judge her health and vigor. As levels of testosterone rise, he is also stimulated to woo those who look young, health — and fertile.

This is an excerpt from, “The First Sex: The Natural Talents Of Women And How They Are Changing The World,” by Dr. Helen Fisher.

I copied this from Supreme Serene. Thanks.
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New study shows women prefer men who
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 10:24 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2014 8:23 am
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have money or at least a steady job. A new study from Pew Research Center found fully 78% of American women who have never been married say it is very important for their guy to have a "steady job" or money -- reports The Economist. In 1960 for every 100 never-married women aged 25-34 there were 139 young, never married men who had steady jobs. In 2012, for every 100 women, there are only 91 men. At the same time there are 174 never-married men with a high school certificate or less for every 100 women. For African American women there are only 50 black men with steady jobs or money.

Maybe it is one of the reasons we are seeing more younger women who are seeking older men.

What do you think?
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