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Christmas Trivia - Day Four - how many did you get right
Posted:Dec 13, 2014 12:24 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 11:51 pm
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40 What glittery bits of metal are hung on a Christmas tree?

41 In It's a Wonderful Life, what kind of spirit is Clarence?

42 What were Frosty's last words?

43 What piece of heavenly apparel does the Littlest Angel not wear
correctly?

44 What is Charlie Brown's complaint about Christmas?

45 What instrument does Amahl play as he leads the procession in Amahl
and the Night Visitors?

46 On what street did a Santa Claus miracle occur?

47 Counting Rudolph, how many reindeer are there?

48 What happened to the drummer boy's lamb when he played his song for
the Baby Jesus?

49 What did Rudolph never get to join in?

50 What Emmy Award winning cartoon was based on a newspaper editorial?

51 What carol is known as the counting song?

52 Where did there arise such a clatter?

53 What type of canned pie filling is a big seller at Christmastime?

54 What three characters sing "The Chipmunk Song"?

55 What gift did Caspar bring?

56 In It's a Wonderful Life, what part of George's house is always
broken?

57 Traditionally, does the oldest or youngest family member open the
first present?

58 What carol demands figgy pudding?

59 What flower does Moore compare St. Nick's cheeks to?

60 Whose eyes were made of coal?

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40 Tinsel
41 An angel
42 "I'll be back again someday"
43 His halo
44 It is too commercialized
45 His reed pipe
46 34th
47 Nine
48 He came back to life
49 Reindeer games
50 Yes, Virginia There is a Santa Claus
51 "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
52 On the lawn
53 Pumpkin
54 Alvin, Theodore, and Simon
55 Myrrh
56 The bannister
57 The youngest
58 "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
59 A rose
60 Frosty's
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Christmas Trivia - Day Three - how many did you get right
Posted:Dec 12, 2014 9:49 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 11:51 pm
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21 What color is the Grinch?

22 How many pipers piping did my true love give to me?

23 In the movie The Santa Clause, who starred as the substitute Santa
Claus?

24 What was Rudolph's punishment for his red nose?

25 In A Charlie Brown Christmas, who plays the dusty innkeeper in the
Christmas play?

26 What did the traffic cop holler to Frosty?

27 What holiday drink contains sugar, milk, and eggs?

28 What popular bite-sized chocolate candy comes wrapped in red and
green foil at Christmas?

29 What Saturday Evening Post artist was known for his whimsical
pictures of Santa Claus?

30 What one reindeer is never mentioned in "The Night Before
Christmas"?

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21 Green
22 Eleven
23 Tim Allen
24 Could not play in reindeer games
25 Pigpen
26 "Stop"
27 Eggnog
28 Hershey's Kisses
29 Norman Rockwell
30 Rudolph
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Christmas Trivia - Day Two - how many did you get right
Posted:Dec 10, 2014 7:45 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 11:51 pm
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11 In The Night Before Christmas I sprang from my bed to see what?

12 Name the three reindeer whose names begin with a "D"?

13 In the song "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" what did Grandma
go to get?

14 What was the first gift my true love sent on the sixth day of
Christmas?

15 In what city did Miracle on 34th Street take place?

16 In It's a Wonderful Life, how did Clarence cleverly save George's
life?

17 Who kept time with the Little Drummer Boy?

18 In The Night Before Christmas, where were the stockings hung?

19 What is the name of the little girl in most versions of The Nutcracker?

20 What is the last ghost called in A Christmas Carol?

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11 What was the matter
12 Dasher, Donder, Dancer
13 Her medication
14 Six geese a-laying
15 New York
16 He jumped into the river first
17 The ox and the lamb
18 By the chimney
19 Clara
20 The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
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Answers to Day One Christmas Trivia
Posted:Dec 10, 2014 7:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2014 9:28 am
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1 Santa Claus
2 Uncle Billy
3 His heart was two sizes too small
4 Suzy Snowflake
5 "White Christmas"
6 Ebenezer
7 On the Stairs
8 Yukon Cornelius
9 Tiny Tim
10 "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
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Christmas Trivia - no one is responding???
Posted:Dec 9, 2014 11:48 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2014 8:40 am
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Does that mean no interest or not sure of answers or ....
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Christmas Trivia - Day one - how many did you get right
Posted:Dec 9, 2014 7:25 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2014 12:59 pm
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Don't look at anyone else's answers.. Try it for yourself. How many will you get right?

1 In Frosty the Snowman, who brought Frosty back to life?

2 Who lost $8,000 in It's a Wonderful Life?

3 In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, what biological shortcoming made
the Grinch so mean?

4 Who tells you she's in town by tap, tap, tappin' at your windowpane?

5 What is the biggest selling Christmas single of all time?

6 What was Scrooge's first name?

7 Where was I when I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?

8 What was the name of Rudolph's dogsled driving friend?

9 Who said "God Bless Us, Every One!"?

10 What carol contains the line "O tidings of comfort and joy"?

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1 Santa Claus
2 Uncle Billy
3 His heart was two sizes too small
4 Suzy Snowflake
5 "White Christmas"
6 Ebenezer
7 On the Stairs
8 Yukon Cornelius
9 Tiny Tim
10 "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
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All About Santa - do you believe?
Posted:Dec 9, 2014 7:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2014 9:02 am
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There are currently 78 people named S. Claus
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one 's parents)

December is the most popular month for nose jobs.

Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every on earth: 333,333 tons.

Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.

Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.
With real beard: $20.

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
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Is Jane's affair justified?
Posted:Dec 8, 2014 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2014 7:08 am
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Went to see the movie "The Theory of Everything" which is about Stephen Hawking, He suffers from ALS - Lou Gehrigs Disease. His wife, obviously loved him deeply, and cared for him as he got worse and worse. She fed him, bathed him, changed his diapers (not part of the movie - but real). She maintained the family. She was also the one he needed as he was writing "A Brief History of Time." She reached the point she needed help and got a caregiver. But she also had an affair. Do you feel she was justified in having the affair?
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Sex in an elevator
Posted:Dec 6, 2014 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2014 10:24 pm
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Cinnamon03 something wrote about having sex in an elevator and it reminded me of one of my experiences. And even at that last year I had an email from a girl I had not heard from in six years. She told me she is now working for Delta and it has been too long since she has been to Seattle. The last time she was in Seattle I got a hotel room for her and we fucked a few times the first day. I went home that first night and the next day we were going to have lunch at the restaurant at the top of the hotel. She met me in the lobby, was rubbing up against me getting me turned on and even before the elevator doors closed we were locked in a passionate kiss. I did not notice until I felt her hand on my hard cock, but she had unzipped my pants and pulled it out. She threw her leg up and pulled me into her. She must have been planning this because she was soaking wet, far more juice than would have been if it had been spur of the moment. We were fucking right there and we were at the 20th floor before I realized the elevator was going to stop at the restaurant and we would be completely visible to the restaurant personnel when the doors opened. We were already at floor 23; the restaurant was floor 25; she was pumping my cock and I could not stop. I reached out and hit 24 and the elevator almost immediately stopped. I held the open door button with my one hand until both of us exploded. Even as that happened, the alarm button went off. She slid off my cock, asked me for my hand kerchief. I handed it to her, and she stuffed it between her legs and smiled at me. I checked the hall on 24; no one. I let go the button; the doors closed and a moment later we were on floor 25. She immediately asked the maitre d' where the bathroom was and trotted off behind him. She had a broad smile; so did I. "How has your morning been?" the waitress asked as she led me to a table. "I had a hard time for a while, but everything came out in the end," I told her and could hardly suppress my smile. If only she knew how true that was.
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Want to watch an interesting movie?
Posted:Dec 5, 2014 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2014 11:11 am
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Holiday season and if you like independent films here is a recommendation: "A Girl Cut in Two."

t was based on a true story, what was called “the crime of the century” in 1906 in New York City. The movie was updated to modern times, but the story line was what happened in 1906. Evelyn Nesbit, the real girl, was seductively beautiful with long, wavy red hair and a slender, shapely figure. Stanford White, a wealthy married man who liked pretty young women, was three times her age. The fact that he was married, and made a hobby of "befriending" teenage girls, was overlooked by Nesbit's mother, who encouraged White's patronage. White owned an apartment in which he had installed numerous strategically placed mirrors, as well as a soon-to-be infamous red velvet swing; reportedly he derived sexual pleasure by pushing young women in the swing, naked or nearly so, as Nesbit later testified in court.

She claimed at the end of her life that White, who taught her so much about sex, was the only man she really loved. However, she married another rich guy her own age. Harry Thaw was the of a coal and railroad baron and he was extremely possessive of Evelyn and obsessive about the details of her relationship with White. Thaw was also a cocaine addict and allegedly a sadist who subjected women, including Nesbit, and the occasional adolescent boy to severe whippings. A year after the marriage, Thaw so jealous of White shot him to death in front of a crowd. On June 25, 1906, Nesbit and Thaw saw White at the restaurant Café Martin and ran into him again later that night in the audience of the Madison Square Garden's roof theatre at a performance of Mam’zelle Champagne, written by Edgar Allan Woolf. During the song "I Could Love A Million Girls", Thaw fired three shots at close range into White's face, killing him instantly and reportedly exclaiming, "You will never see that woman again!" It was “the crime of the century” so sensational involving scandalous sex. One of Evelyn’s early lovers was John Barrymore, Drew Barrymore’s grandfather. White arranged an abortion for Evelyn.

These events made a strong imprint on the American mind. The word brainstorm originated as a description of Harry Thaw's wild state of mind at the time of the murder. Stanford White, the once respectable victim, became a laughingstock, and his coy invitation to "Come up and see my etchings," became a commonly repeated joke. And Evelyn Nesbit became famous for, among other things, "posing on a bear skin rug."

Was interesting to see “A Girl Cut in Two.” It is French with subtitles, and while based on White and Nesbit, was set in modern day and without all the details above. You can guess with whom I identified. I could see you and me as characters in the movie. But I would like the end to turn out differently.
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Oh Yes!!!!!!
Posted:Dec 4, 2014 8:43 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 11:51 pm
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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white.

I licked it once, twice... I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it.

There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.

I threw away the outsides of my Oreo Cookie.
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Maybe it is a true story?
Posted:Dec 3, 2014 2:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2014 8:25 am
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Truth is stranger than fiction. This is a true story from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2 two years ago.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to See hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

And this was my friend’s comment when he sent me the story: "My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $56USD for a ."

"Yeah, so?"

"Don't you realize?" Phil cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"
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Main Danish exports? Beer, Legos, and Sperm!!
Posted:Dec 2, 2014 2:32 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 11:51 pm
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That is a national advertisement in Denmark, according to The Economist (November 6, 2014). They also advertise as "Congratulations, it's a Viking." The London Sperm Bank has a more subtle ad: "Lend a Hand".

Check the article. Denmark's population would be shrinking if not for sperm donors - IVF babies accounted for 3.9% of births in 2003.

The number of single British women seeking sperm rose by 55% between 2000 and 2012.

British sperm donors get $56 per load; Americans get $75.
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