This is a history lesson that still affects us today
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Posted:Apr 27, 2015 9:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2015 8:42 am
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When Alexander the Great was preparing an attack against a much superior enemy force, he conceived the idea of a flanking movement from three sides.
The problem was that the onset of each attack by the three flanking units had to start precisely at the same time, in order to sow maximum confusion within the enemy ranks.
He called his generals together and outlined his plan, then put to rest their concern about simultaneous charges when out of sight and contact from each other by telling them the following: '"let each soldier tear a strip of cloth from his uniform. . Have, upon my signal, each man urinate on the cloth. Wrap the cloth around the wrist. Then wait. When the cloth is dry, begin your attacks".
The battle went exactly as planned and the Greeks were victorious. This victory was celebrated by a musical composition.
Over the ages it was modernized. Today we know it as Alexander's Rag-Time Band.
You'd be surprised how many people don't know about this.
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6 Truths of life:
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Posted:Apr 25, 2015 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2015 8:39 am
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6 Truths of life:
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and
look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.
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I still remember her
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Posted:Apr 23, 2015 8:27 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 11:33 pm
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We had talked a few times online. She was pretty and sexy and sensuous. We decided to meet for coffee. She was local from up north of Seattle and was caught in traffic. So I walked to the parking garage and met her there. I got into her car and guided her to a parking place. As we walked to the coffee shop, I asked if she would like to see my office, it would be a little more private there. We talked as we walked the two blocks. She had moved here from another state along with her husband. But they were not getting along and he was physically abusing her. She was wanting out of the marriage.
We got to the office, and by now everyone was gone. It was the two of us. We stood at the small conference table looking at my fish in the aquarium in my office. I have had my fish for a long time. I slid my arm around her, and she moved in to me. She looked up at me, our eyes met, our faces began to move toward each other. Our lips touched, parted and our tongues began to dance with each other.
I broke away and asked if she wanted a soda to drink. She said yes. So I fetched a diet drink from the refrigerator. She was looking at the walls of the office and my Ichiro memorabilia from the time he set the all time record for season hits at 262 surpassing George Sisler’s 1920 record 257 hits. I have a piece of the ball. I asked if she wanted to see where I sit at baseball games, and we turned to the computer. I logged on to show her.
As I stood up she backed up a little, then leaned forward. Once again we moved toward one another. I reached around her and pulled her to me. Our lips again met, parted and our tongues began the playful dance. I began to run my hands up and down the back of her body. She was wearing short shorts and a top that left her midriff open. I am sure as we were pressed tightly against one another she could feel I was rock hard and pulsing. I was massaging her ass as she let her arm slide down. She was soon massaging my cock. I brought my hand to the top of her shorts, and slid inside. I felt several rings on her pussy lips as my fingers slid down her slit. She was so wet! I ran my finger around her pussy and back over her clit. She was beginning to move with excitement. I was too. She was trying to move her hand into my pants. I reached down to help unbutton and unzip my pants as she reached in to grab my cock. We were still kissing deeply and passionately through all this.
I reached down and unzipped her shorts and she helped pull them down. She had a ribbon tied through the pussy rings. Tied in a bow! She was pulling down my pants. I had my coat off and I was pulling off my suspenders, dropping my pants. She had my cock out of my shorts and was working it with her hands. Her shorts had dropped to the floor and she kicked them out of the way. She pushed me back into my chair and moved over me, sliding my cock into her pussy as she did so. She was soon thrusting up and down panting and moaning and telling me how she was liking this. She was pumping on my cock moaning and gyrating. I was pushing up against her pelvis in sync with her movements. She was tightening on my cock. I wanted to hold and wait for her, and when she said she was ready to cum, I was more than ready. I exploded! I pumped a load of white semen into her so very wet pussy!
We cleaned up with a towel I had in my office. I had a meeting with a couple movie directors and actors associated with the film festival. I figured why not take her with me. It was small private reception by invitation only. I simply introduced her as someone I had known and met on the street (all true). We had some wine, talked to those at the reception and finally left and went our separate ways.
We were to meet several more times, and every time was delicious. She was so very good at giving oral. And the fucking was great! It was sad one afternoon when we were to meet again. She called to say her ex-husband to be had beaten her up the night before. Nothing to do with us. She was divorcing him and he was upset. He was in jail, but she was going back to the other state to be with her family. I miss her.
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Black and Whie
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Posted:Apr 20, 2015 4:14 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2015 7:53 am
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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice... I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.
I threw away the outsides of my Oreo Cookie.
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What are your ideas about fun things to do outside of sex
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Posted:Apr 16, 2015 9:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2015 9:58 am
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Sex is great and so important. But getting to know someone and having fun is important too. What are the things you like to do. Here are a few of mine:
1- Fine dining with great wines, lots of talk
2- Mariners games (baseball is a social sport. In basketball if you say something to the person next to you, you miss 5 points. In football, it is so loud you cannot talk. At baseball games you can talk and relate.)
3- Long walks
4- Spa times - massages, sauna, mani-pedi
5- Comedy clubs - not much relating , but fun times
6- Dinner and theatre.
7- Piano Bar
8- Traveling and sightseeing
I am sure I am missing a ton of things to do. Tell me your fun things.
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More brain teasers - how many this time?
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Posted:Apr 15, 2015 7:53 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 11:33 pm
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9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
10. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
the center field?
12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
13. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
14. What has four legs but only one foot?
15. How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
16. Kindly old Grandfather Lunn Is twice as old as his . Twenty-five years ago their age ratio strangely enough was three to one. When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?
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9. The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78. - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9... By the way, did you pick up the significance of march 14 of this year? Pi Day = 3.1415
10. An umbrella.
11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
12. The temperature.
13. The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they weren't counting backwards back then).
14. A bed.
15. None. Moses didn't take animals on the ark. Noah did.
16. This year. He is 100, and his is 50.
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Brain teasers - how many did you get right?
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Posted:Apr 14, 2015 8:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2015 8:05 am
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1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one 10 cents and another was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot
apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12
inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is
at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is
a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color
is the bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken
glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on
the floor. How did sloppy die?
7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of
water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same
weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, and if I dropped them at the same
time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same
question, but the location is in Canada?
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1. Incorrectly.
2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Duh.
4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the north pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. (And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.)
8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
So how many did you get. I got 7. I blew the answer for the last question.
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A Little Known Fact...
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Posted:Apr 10, 2015 8:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2015 2:15 pm
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The first testicular guard, "The Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took men 100 years to realize that the brain is also important.
That's men for you!
DUH!!
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Do 60% of women fantasize about being dominated sexually?
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Posted:Apr 8, 2015 9:37 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 11:33 pm
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A recent BDSM survey claimed that to the case.
For women, do you fantasize about being dominated? I read the first book of 50 Shades of Grey and it seemed that was part or most of the message. The popularity of the book seems to agree with the survey. Is that true? Is that how you feel?
For guys, do you have an issue with dominating your partner? Do you frequently? Are you hesitant about it?
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I cannot keep this a secret - I have to confess as much as it embarasses me
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Posted:Apr 3, 2015 8:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2015 2:10 pm
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I have to tell everyone here something. I thought a lot about it and did not know whether I should or not. It has been on my mind. Sometimes I cannot sleep. I am so reluctant to say anything. I am not sure how anyone will react. It is something that I just cannot ignore. If any of you heard it from anyone but me, I would be so upset. If you found out and I did not tell you, you would be so upset with me. So all I can do is be straight forward and tell you like it is. Easter is coming, but there is no Easter Bunny.
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Candy Sex
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Posted:Apr 2, 2015 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2015 7:05 am
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My oh my!!! I spent all night prowling for sex and now I wake up to candy!! How sweet is that!! She is the Candy, but it was my Tootsie Roll. It was waking up to pure Almond Joy!! And I could not help but fondle her Mounds. Wow!! I was trying to remember ramming my Ding Dong into her Peanut Butter Cup. Did I really spill my Milk Duds? What a sweet Twix that was so Red Hots. I was so into her Bit O'Honey so Good 'N' Plenty when my Starburst all the way to Mars. I just hope there will not be a Baby Ruth.
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A woman's orgasm lasts 4 times longer than a man's
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Posted:Apr 1, 2015 2:16 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2015 7:06 am
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A man's orgasm lasts just 6 seconds while a woman's lasts as long as 20 seconds. However, two thirds of women fake it. I read that. I do not have a source. On the other hand the American Centers for Disease Control estimate that women will have an average of 4 partners compared to 7 for men. (But then a lot of men lie about that.)
What are your thoughts?
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