On Today's Episode of.... Wild Kingdom  

secret_lade 48F  
14629 posts
11/7/2021 3:55 pm
On Today's Episode of.... Wild Kingdom

"Mom!!

MOM!!!

MOM!!!

Secret_lade is in the kitchen making dinner while the Spawn is freaking out in her bedroom.

"What?!?"

"'s a deer staring at me through my window!"

Screaming like she'd seen a ghost, the Spawn hops out of her bed, dropping her phone, and runs into the kitchen.

"Really?? It can't be that terrifying."

Turning the heat down on the stove, Secret_lade heads into the Spawn's bedroom and spies Peeping Tom Deer. Off in the background, making their way across the field, are the ruffian turkeys....

"What are you screaming about? It's eating grass in the ditch. It's not like it's wearing a hockey mask waving around a running chainsaw. I'm more worried about those hooligan turkeys headed across that field than I am this deer."

"I saw it lick it's eye. It's EYE! It can't be trusted."

AS if on queue.... Out came the tongue and in the nose it went.

Not going to lie, I still feel amazed, every single day, that I was able to find this place out here in the country. I never thought I would enjoy living in the country so much...

But I do.

I was lucky enough catch the sunrise this morning so I ventured out and snapped some pics.

This one's my fave, I think....

You can still see the foggy mist hovering above the field across the street, not yet burned off by the rising sun.

Happy Sunday!



Erogedyne 70M  
1119 posts
11/11/2021 10:22 am

Living in the country is the absolute best place to live! Congratulations on managing it!

Just livin' the dream! (please don't make me wake up)


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 4:08 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    We used to go camping at a site where the deer would walk thru our camp. I have pics of the deer eating tomatoes and tortillas out of our hands.
I can totally see the deer around here doing that. They are not afraid of people at all.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 4:06 pm

Nose picking with a tongue no less.... Ew!


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Now I have tongue envy. A damn deer can lick his eye!
Ew.... You couldn't pay me enough to lick an eyeball. Ack!


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Do I foresee an," Accidental Turkey Death in the backyard " Blog coming before Thanksgiving 😂🤣🤔🤠
I don't think so.... I'm not good at the whole 'killing animals' thing.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 4:03 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    More ironic is I'm out in the woods for 12 hours see 3 deer all day
    Drone down from NY Pa and Nj and count 25+ dead see on the side of the road 17 of them buck. What waste of meat.
That is a waste! That would have fed a lot of people.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 4:03 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I went to the shop to buy a couple of venison steaks today, but I didn't have enough money on me. It was too dear.

    (Two deer..get it?)
Good lord.... Can you hear me rolling my eyes?? LOL


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
11/8/2021 1:31 pm

I went to the shop to buy a couple of venison steaks today, but I didn't have enough money on me. It was too dear.

(Two deer..get it?)


69ereatwetpussy 59M  
6784 posts
11/8/2021 11:52 am

More ironic is I'm out in the woods for 12 hours see 3 deer all day
Drone down from NY Pa and Nj and count 25+ dead see on the side of the road 17 of them buck. What waste of meat.


WyoCowboy7751 69M  
2537 posts
11/8/2021 8:05 am

Do I foresee an," Accidental Turkey Death in the backyard " Blog coming before Thanksgiving 😂🤣🤔🤠


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2439 posts
11/8/2021 7:17 am

Now I have tongue envy. A damn deer can lick his eye!

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
11/8/2021 5:10 am

I've never seen a nose-picking deer!


mc_justmc 62M  
6929 posts
11/8/2021 3:40 am

We used to go camping at a site where the deer would walk thru our camp. I have pics of the deer eating tomatoes and tortillas out of our hands.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/8/2021 2:11 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Nice pic and a coincidence; there was fog and brilliant morning sun in my part of the planet as well.
    It was a beautiful day. 👍😊
It started out super sunny and pretty yesterday but became overcast in the afternoon... I'm glad I got out and took the pics when I did. It was a super pretty sunrise yesterday.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/7/2021 11:04 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Beautiful picture!
    Spawn DOES know the difference between eyes and noses....right? And deer don't have long enough tongues to lick their eyes. Geckos lick their eyes....since they don't have eyelids and it's how they clean their eyes. Deer just blink...and lick their noses...again. And continue staring at you through the window....plotting.... lol
    Is that an orchard across from you?
She is a total drama queen, if it licked anything, I'm certain it was it's nose. And, yes, that is an orchard. I'm surrounded by farmland and trees.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/7/2021 10:55 pm

I consider myself lucky.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/7/2021 10:54 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    you been blessed at least with the move.
    funny thing is we moved to the country hoping to see more wild life
    but where we moved from, now has more deer, turkeys and other walking around houses daily
How ironic is that?!? LOL


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/7/2021 10:54 pm

    Quoting MrRareity:
    I's love to see more pictures of where you live it's looks so peaceful and beautiful. How I'd would love to be a fly on your wall(s). I hope you had a good day.
We did have a good day. We decided to trek out and check out Fisherman's Island State Park in Charlevoix. Very pretty drive.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/7/2021 10:46 pm

    Quoting staci_19702:
    🤣🤣🤣
    I love it.
    Walked into the hunting shack Saturday morning. My secret stash of mini potato chip bags wet strewn through out the kitchen. One wedged halfway in a hole in the floor.
    The trash pandas are back!
They're the worst.... I'm not a fan of raccoons at all. Once they discover where you keep your garbage it's never the same again.


G000dbuddy 34M  
1676 posts
11/7/2021 10:10 pm

It's EYE! It can't be trusted

goodbuddy781


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
11/7/2021 9:03 pm

Nice pic and a coincidence; there was fog and brilliant morning sun in my part of the planet as well.
It was a beautiful day. 👍😊


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
11/7/2021 6:22 pm

🤣🤣🤣
I love it.
Walked into the hunting shack Saturday morning. My secret stash of mini potato chip bags wet strewn through out the kitchen. One wedged halfway in a hole in the floor.
The trash pandas are back!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


MrRareity 62M  
4589 posts
11/7/2021 5:41 pm

I's love to see more pictures of where you live it's looks so peaceful and beautiful. How I'd would love to be a fly on your wall(s). I hope you had a good day.

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


69ereatwetpussy 59M  
6784 posts
11/7/2021 5:33 pm

you been blessed at least with the move.
funny thing is we moved to the country hoping to see more wild life
but where we moved from, now has more deer, turkeys and other walking around houses daily


smallballs555 66M
141 posts
11/7/2021 5:01 pm

would love to live in a place like yours


pagancountrygirl 64F  
6466 posts
11/7/2021 4:16 pm

Beautiful picture!
Spawn DOES know the difference between eyes and noses....right? And deer don't have long enough tongues to lick their eyes. Geckos lick their eyes....since they don't have eyelids and it's how they clean their eyes. Deer just blink...and lick their noses...again. And continue staring at you through the window....plotting.... lol
Is that an orchard across from you?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/7/2021 4:02 pm

"Mom!!

MOM!!!

MOM!!!

Secret_lade is in the kitchen making dinner while the Spawn is freaking out in her bedroom.

"What?!?"

"There's a deer staring at me through my window!"

Screaming like she'd seen a ghost, the Spawn hops out of her bed, dropping her phone, and runs into the kitchen.

"Really?? It can't be that terrifying."

Turning the heat down on the stove, Secret_lade heads into the Spawn's bedroom and spies Peeping Tom Deer. Off in the background, making their way across the field, are the ruffian turkeys....

"What are you screaming about? It's eating grass in the ditch. It's not like it's wearing a hockey mask waving around a running chainsaw. I'm more worried about those hooligan turkeys headed across that field than I am this deer."

"I saw it lick it's eye. It's EYE! It can't be trusted."

AS if on queue.... Out came the tongue and in the nose it went.

Not going to lie, I still feel amazed, every single day, that I was able to find this little place out here in the country. I never thought I would enjoy living in the country so much...

But I do.

I was lucky enough to catch the sunrise this morning so I ventured out and snapped some pics.

This one's my fave, I think....

You can still see the foggy mist hovering above the field across the street, not yet burned off by the rising sun.

Happy Sunday!


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