I cant find my remote... A Tale of Terror as told by Secret_lade  

secret_lade 48F
14467 posts
1/4/2022 10:42 pm
I cant find my remote... A Tale of Terror as told by Secret_lade


I awoke in the night.... The room was dark and I was tangled in bed sheets and blankets.

"What the hell?!?"

Frustrated that I couldn't get my arm free, I flung the comforter from my body in an attempt to figure out what was going on.

Bam!

The moment I flung that comforter an object struck the wall and I could hear it sliding down into the crevice between my bed and wall.

Startled....

With my free arm, I quickly turned on the bedside lamp and surveyed the landscape of my room.

Too many scary movies again.

Everything was just as I'd left it when I'd fallen asleep earlier. I looked down to see that I'd managed to coil myself up in the top sheet on my bed, my legs were free but being a side sleeper my sheet had wrapped itself around my torso and bound one arm.

"Oh, shit. It was the remote."

I had started patting the bed down, looking for my remote, when it hit me....

That object?? Striking the wall next to me?? Was likely the remote flying through the air as I flung the comforter.

Ah, crap....

Why can't I just *not* fall asleep with the remote in my hand? It would certainly make life easier.....

If I did that, though... I'd not have this tale of terror to share with you all, though.

Happy Middle of the Night Tuesday!

Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
1/6/2022 9:15 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I know, tell me about it! It's impossible to change channels when everything is streamed anymore. You need the remote!
The thought of getting out of bed in the to turn it over....gives me the shivers😁😁


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 11:09 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I had an image of Tilly hitting the wall!
My lil Tilly Cat?? That'd be devastating. She's a lover, not a fighter. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 11:04 pm

    Quoting  :

It did not break, thank God. It's alive and well. As for the phone, that does suck! Hopefully it wasn't too expensive to get fixed. Happy Wednesday!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 11:03 pm

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51x:
    Haha...that truly is scary...the remote goneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I know, tell me about it! It's impossible to change channels when everything is streamed anymore. You need the remote!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 11:02 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    At least there's a good tale to tell despite your sleep travails.
I never sleep well, regardless. I'm not quite sure what happened, maybe age, but I long for the days when I could just sleep through the night uninterrrupted.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 10:58 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    mc_justmc Actually did do that one time with my cat πŸ™€ He hid and avoided me the entire day !!
    secret_lade " Too many scary movies again. " Maybe it is time to stay away from Scary, Romance or Porn and try some Westerns 🀣🀠
You know, I said too many scary movies.... yet, here I am, middle of the night once again, watching a scary movie. Eh, I've got issues. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 10:56 pm

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Could have been worse. Could have been a vibrator instead of a remote lol. Now that's a buzzworthy tale!
    Yes, I'm terrible. Lol
With a cat, dog, and Spawn running around.... I don't see myself leaving something like that just lying around willy nilly. LOL But, you never know...


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 10:55 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    my remote conked out one time.
    spent the rest of the next couple of days running back and forth to the tv until I figured out that the remote for the VCR might work.
    it did.
    I got some exercise for those days.
    So, what else is new?
    πŸ‘»πŸ¦ƒπŸ˜Žβ—β—πŸ‘πŸ“Ί
Luckily, this remote is a die hard, still works just fine. Do you remember those timex commercials.... Takes a licking but keeps on ticking?? LOL Don't know why that just popped into my memory banks, but it did.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 10:51 pm

    Quoting topherific:
    i wouldn't mind holding the remote for ya
That's a huge responsibility.....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 10:49 pm

It was!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 10:48 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Mighty Mon, They are a pretty ruged device , and most can be relacced with a $10 universal from wal-mart.. Sorry you woke up startled, not a good feeling and somethies hard to get back to sleep. Be careful with those body wrapping sheets thay can get you confined .. Have a good evening, Get you a good night's sleep..
The remote was just fine, it was certainly a pain in the ass pulling my bed out away from the wall to get it, though. Yikes!


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
1/5/2022 5:21 pm

Mighty Mon, They are a pretty ruged device , and most can be relacced with a $10 universal from wal-mart.. Sorry you woke up startled, not a good feeling and somethies hard to get back to sleep. Be careful with those body wrapping sheets thay can get you confined .. Have a good evening, Get you a good night's sleep..

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citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
1/5/2022 12:05 pm

What a nightmare!


topherific 59M
5209 posts
1/5/2022 9:45 am

i wouldn't mind holding the remote for ya


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/5/2022 9:17 am

my remote conked out one time.
spent the rest of the next couple of days running back and forth to the tv until I figured out that the remote for the VCR might work.
it did.
I got some exercise for those days.
So, what else is new?
πŸ‘»πŸ¦ƒπŸ˜Žβ—β—πŸ‘πŸ“Ί


MrWrong4RghtNow 56M
2439 posts
1/5/2022 7:45 am

Could have been worse. Could have been a vibrator instead of a remote lol. Now that's a buzzworthy tale!
Yes, I'm terrible. Lol

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


WyoCowboy7751 69M
2537 posts
1/5/2022 6:34 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I had an image of Tilly hitting the wall!
mc_justmc Actually did do that one time with my cat πŸ™€ He hid and avoided me the entire day !!
secret_lade " Too many scary movies again. " Maybe it is time to stay away from Scary, Romance or Porn and try some Westerns 🀣🀠


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/5/2022 6:28 am

At least there's a good tale to tell despite your sleep travails.


Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
1/5/2022 5:42 am

Haha...that truly is scary...the remote goneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/5/2022 4:52 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Hopefully it didn't break when it hit the wall....and you'll be able to retrieve it from under the bed without too much trouble.
I had to totally pull the bed out away from the wall... lol. It was a debacle.


mc_justmc 62M  
6929 posts
1/5/2022 4:51 am

I had an image of Tilly hitting the wall!


pagancountrygirl 64F
6466 posts
1/5/2022 3:24 am

Hopefully it didn't break when it hit the wall....and you'll be able to retrieve it from under the bed without too much trouble.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


G000dbuddy 34M  
1676 posts
1/5/2022 12:33 am



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secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/4/2022 10:43 pm

I awoke in the night.... The room was dark and I was tangled in bed sheets and blankets.

"What the hell?!?"

Frustrated that I couldn't get my arm free, I flung the comforter from my body in an attempt to figure out what was going on.

Bam!

The moment I flung that comforter an object struck the wall and I could hear it sliding down into the crevice between my bed and wall.

Startled...

With my free arm, I quickly turned on the bedside lamp and surveyed the landscape of my room.

Too many scary movies again.

Everything was just as I'd left it when I'd fallen asleep earlier. I looked down to see that I'd managed to coil myself up in the top sheet on my bed, my legs were free but being a side sleeper my sheet had wrapped itself around my torso and bound one arm.

"Oh, shit. It was the remote."

I had started patting the bed down, looking for my remote, when it hit me....

That object?? Striking the wall next to me?? Was likely the remote flying through the air as I flung the comforter.

Ah, crap....

Why can't I just *not* fall asleep with the remote in my hand? It would certainly make life easier.....

If I did that, though... I'd not have this tale of terror to share with you all, though.

Happy Middle of the Night Tuesday!


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