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just fake it.
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Posted:Dec 7, 2010 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2010 4:45 pm
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A friend and I were talking about faking it......
Sometimes no matter how hard you try you just can't. Maybe your too tired or have a lot on your mind what ever the reason you just need to fake an orgasm.
My friend thinks he could tell if she was faking it. He figures she would have to be a good actress to fool him!
So do you think you can fool your partner? Do you think you can tell if your partner fakes it?
Would it hurt your feelings if your partner faked it?
I know I could fool my partner
I don't think I would be able to tell if my partner faked it, as long as they make some effort to fool me....lol
No it would not hurt my feelings, I live in reality and know that sometimes you just need to please someone other than yourself, and secure enough about my own self to know it's not because of my looks or anything I've done. besides I an a damn good actress! 
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Fantasies
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Posted:Dec 6, 2010 5:09 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2010 7:26 pm
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I have had my fantasies in some way or another 
I must say it's been fun getting them fulfilled. Only now when asked what is your fantasy I had no response. Guess it's time to think up a new one or two.
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what turns me off.
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Posted:Nov 29, 2010 3:45 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2010 9:29 pm
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I hate when some men think that they can get your attention by sending you a dozen emails at a time, that's just creepy. Besides the questions asked are way to personal. I think my profile is quite clear and no where does it state that I am looking for a long term meaningful relationship. So why even ask. Correcting someones spelling or grammar is not a sure fire way to get them to sleep with you either. When my profile got deleted this person sent me an entire copy of my profile word for word so I could replace it. CREEPY. Big red warning sign......Then you wonder why your blocked, you think your so smart figure it out! You say you have dozens of other women you play with every night (I doubt that) so go play with them instead of bothering me.
It really takes the fun out of things. You watch to see when I am on line then comment on my sleeping patterns. What the hell is it to you if I sleep or not. You make comments numerous comments on blogs and post comments where I have posted comments. I could go on but I hope the point is clear!
You tell me I should answer your emails it's the adult thing to do. I think the adult thing to do would be to stop bothering someone who does not respond!!
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HOW THEY HAVE SEX
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Posted:Nov 28, 2010 9:16 am
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2010 12:21 pm
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ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
C'Bers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
COPS have bigger guns.
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
DIVERS do it deeper.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
HUNTERS do it with a bang.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.
JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JOGGERS do it on the run.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.
ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.
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nothing beats a good hair cut.
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Posted:Nov 27, 2010 11:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2024 5:41 am
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Feels great makes you smile and you know your going to need another one soon Once you find a great "hairdresser" you keep going back!
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well that's one perspective.
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Posted:Nov 26, 2010 2:18 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2010 10:28 am
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A friend of mine sent me this, no wonder he's alone every night. His perspective is so screwed because he's not been in a very long time. Poor little bastard.
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stop!! don't read this I was drunk and killing time.
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Posted:Nov 24, 2010 12:36 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2021 10:06 am
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as I lay her and listen to the clock go tick...tock...tick....tock
and think about a nice big cock.
Maybe with any luck
I can get a nice hard fuck!
I want to feel your cock on my lip....
and to run my tongue on it's very tip.
Just the smallest taste of cum.....
I really need to get me some
I can tell I am getting wet
are you ready to fuck me yet?
I have a confession
it's about my cock obsession.
my lack of sex has made me horny
so I wrote this.....damn it's corny.
Maybe it's my lack of sleep
get off my back you stupid creep
if you think it's you I crave
go crawl back to your stupid cave.
oh fuck I just spilled my martini
I never seek a tinny weenie
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funny how something so small can make your day.
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Posted:Nov 23, 2010 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2010 7:01 pm
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I was having a bit of a rough day, actually a rough few days. I had stopped off at the store to pick up a few things for a family member who's heart is broken. Well nothing the past few days seemed to be going right....things were looking grim in Sam's world. Just one of the weeks!!
Then while getting back in the car the little old man parked next to me was also trying to get into his car. Only he was much older and having a hard time in the ice and snow so I told him to go first. He says to me beauty before age. I smiled said thanks sweetie and he winked. Made my afternoon. Thanks little old man!
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