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What do you think about sex?
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Posted:Aug 16, 2010 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2010 1:09 pm
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A: The younger, the better...
B: You mean coitus?
C: My girlfriend doesn't turn me on since she cut her toe off.
D: Only if we're the same species.
E: I like it. I like it even more when I get paid.
F: It's a zesty little enterprise...
G: Have you seen my wife? hell yes!
H: There was this once...
I: Can't fuck....bowling.
J: Well, that's quite a subject...
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unsolicited advice good thing or bad?
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Posted:Aug 9, 2010 8:54 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2010 6:05 pm
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I received an e-mail giving me a little advice about how a lady should conduct herself.......
I find it funny that someone who does not know me thinks they can give such advice. I was advised that I should have a little more tact in my blogs and respond to e-mails.......
Perhaps he is correct.
The definition of tact: a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense
Then again I think Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic.
But thanks anyway advice is always a good thing!!
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SARCASM....
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Posted:Aug 8, 2010 12:28 pm
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2010 9:00 am
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Is one of the services I offer.
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nice hat!
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Posted:Aug 6, 2010 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2010 10:34 am
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Everyday life can be so boring............Sometimes I like to have a little fun.
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Posted:Aug 5, 2010 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2010 5:29 am
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here are a few things to put the chuckle back in your day.
I am a bit twisted I know!
You love it.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ."
Sniffle incessantly.
Name your dog "Dog."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples clothing
Set alarms for random times.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Ask people what gender they are.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
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I need it badly!
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Posted:Aug 4, 2010 8:48 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2010 8:09 am
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Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.
Do you have a piece of gum?
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penis4aday!
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Posted:Aug 3, 2010 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2010 11:18 pm
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What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9...
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hmmmm.....
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Posted:Jul 29, 2010 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2010 6:46 pm
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