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Who Is Jack Schitt?? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had on son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produces six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
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Posted:Jan 26, 2013 9:41 am
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time to have fun
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Posted:Jan 6, 2013 5:23 pm
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Happy New Year
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Posted:Nov 23, 2012 9:34 am
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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Posted:Nov 5, 2012 8:43 pm
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Im looking for hot sex any helpers?
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THE BEEP..."
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Posted:Sep 24, 2012 7:04 pm
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Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages:
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling.... and I'll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message Recorded and Verified by The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages.
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
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Inner Peace: This is so true
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Posted:Aug 24, 2012 4:28 pm
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If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ... Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
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Are you Male or Female ?
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Posted:Aug 5, 2012 9:12 am
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QUIZ :
ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE?
NOT SURE?
HAVE A LOOK FURTHER DOWN TO FIND OUT...
NOT IN THE EMAIL YOU IDIOT!
I worry about you sometimes.
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Posted:Jun 30, 2012 9:32 am
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Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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Ture
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Posted:Jun 13, 2012 7:33 pm
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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a minute
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Posted:Mar 19, 2012 6:13 am
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
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Posted:Feb 21, 2012 12:47 am
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
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TV Remote
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Posted:Feb 13, 2011 10:11 am
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A lady and her husband were at home watching TV.
He had the remote and was switching between fishing, golf channel, and the porn channel. She became more and more annoyed, and finally said, "For God's sake, leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish and golf!"
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