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| When one grows up, one doesn’t necessarily become bored, fatigued or hateful. the problem lies in being weak, in choosing flight over fight, in being too proud to admit that i’m over-generalizing when i say my lousy investments in the past are signals of all humans i am to come across, in being too scared and doubtful to realize that within me there is an expansive capacity to engage in battles; not in war but daily life. By having more friends is the sign of victory yet must remain humble and always remember friends, the fun, the moment together deep inside my heart. |
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some more short joke
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Posted:Dec 16, 2014 5:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 7:4 am
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JUST FOR LAUGHS
Two men met while both were looking for their wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5'7', 36-24-36, Fair, Blue Eyes, What about yours?
1st: Forget mine, let's look for yours!
What is the definition of MISTRESS?
Someone between the MISTER and the MATRESS.
asked Dad the difference between Confident and Confidential.
Dad says, You are my , I'm confident, your friend is also
my , that's confidential.
Mother to teenage : I think it is the right time we
talk about sex.
excitingly: Sure Mum, tell me what you what to know.
Mother faints!
Man comes home, finds his wife and his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, If you behave like this, you will lose all your
friends.
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ALLOW ME TO CONTRIBUTE THE FIRST JOKE: THE TEXAN
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Posted:Dec 11, 2014 4:55 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2014 7:46 am
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ALLOW ME TO CONTRIBUTE THE FIRST JOKE: THE TEXAN
A well dressed lady stood waiting for the bus on a warm clear
afternoon in Chicago. When the bus stopped, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg enough
to step onto the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
it would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, for the 2nd time attempted
the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raised her leg.
With another little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be samaritan and
yelled, 'How dare you touch my body, I don't even know who
you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well Ma'am, normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured we were friends'.
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THE TEXAN
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Posted:Nov 13, 2013 2:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2014 5:43 am
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A well dressed lady stood waiting for the bus on a warm clear
afternoon in Chicago. When the bus stopped, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg enough
to step onto the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
it would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, for the 2nd time attempted
the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raised her leg.
With another little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be samaritan and
yelled, 'How dare you touch my body, I don't even know who
you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well Ma'am, normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured we were friends'.
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Nice
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Posted:Jul 8, 2013 5:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 7:4 am
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You hear this over and over again: Nice guys finish last. Women just don't want a nice guy; they want the jerk, the bad boy.
Mr. Agreeable never gets the girl. He never gets the second date after the first because he's boring.
And yet is still important to be nice to girl with some redefine.
Hope nice guy don't up like the sign, left out.
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BJ = Grab bars
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Posted:Jul 7, 2013 6:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 7:4 am
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Rock: I very sad Greg
Me: Why
Rock my gf like clean sex only
Me: its good & why you be sad about…
Rock: She don’t want bj
Me: U teach her lor…maybe slowly she will
Rock: No....she don’t even want to touch my little bro
Me: Why?
Rock: she said she never hold grab bar not even in MRT…
Me thinking its must be Jia Lat
Rock: my little bro are compare to toilet grab bars. BJ is like holding grab bars alighting pussy in.
Me speechless.
It’s a Trust story.
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meaning of ABCDEFG
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Posted:Dec 29, 2012 9:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2013 10:30 am
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An aunty saw a young couple. The girl asked the boy: "What's the meaning of ABCDEFG?"
The boy answered: "A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls."
The aunty felt so sweet and when she arrived home, she asked her husband: "What do u think about me?"
The husband answered: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Aunty felt so surprised and asked the husband what did it mean.
The husband replied: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Gorgeous & Hot!"
Aunty was confused and asked: "What about I, J, K???"
Husband replied: "I'm Just Kidding!"
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