Private Mail Box
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Posted:Apr 8, 2009 7:33 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2014 11:29 am
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Since everyone else seems to have one of these private mailbox thingies, I just had to have one too!
This is my private mailbox and it's for my eyes only. Your comments will not be seen by others, so you can be just as open and honest as you care to be.
You can leave me a message:
IF you wanna "do me" but have always been too shy to approach me on one of my public postings, or
IF you wanna tell me somethin' else real personal that you don't want others to know about, or
IF you wanna tell me to go screw myself but just didn't wanna appear to be a dickhead by doing so on one of my public postings.
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Sex and Love
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Posted:Dec 7, 2014 11:25 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2014 12:27 pm
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“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen
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How to judge a man .....
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Posted:Dec 4, 2014 10:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2014 12:28 pm
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"Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." — Voltaire
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I'm going absolutely bananas!
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Posted:Nov 29, 2014 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2014 11:27 am
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I love to eat a 7" banana for a snack every morning after breakfast. But why is it that here lately every time I pick up a bunch of nice ripened bananas at our local super-market, I invariably fantasize about spooning?I Am I becoming a sex pervert?
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Sex is like Bridge
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Posted:Nov 29, 2014 2:03 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 2:04 pm
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“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” ― Mae West
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A Time For Thanksgiving
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Posted:Nov 28, 2014 2:05 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 10:23 am
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"If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share."
— W. Clement Stone
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Scooby Dooby Boobies!
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Posted:Apr 9, 2013 8:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 9:25 pm
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'" She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies! A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock"!
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Judging Others
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Posted:Apr 8, 2013 1:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2014 10:24 am
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An elephant asked a camel,"Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face."
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Vaginas and the Weather
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Posted:Apr 7, 2013 8:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2014 10:25 am
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Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather?
A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside
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Homosexuals and Mice
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Posted:Apr 6, 2013 7:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2014 1:34 pm
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Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common?
A: They both hate pussy!
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Rosebuds and Hanging Baskets
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Posted:Apr 5, 2013 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2013 11:03 am
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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Obama's Search For A
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Posted:Apr 4, 2013 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2013 7:00 am
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Obama was looking for a .
He found three such girls in a local pub .... a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States . Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied, "$200."
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was "$100."
He then asked the redhead...
Her reply was,
"Mr. President,
If you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
My panties as low as my wages,
Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
And keep it rising like the price of gas,
Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and
Screw me the way you have retirees,
Then you can have it for free,
like the illegal immigrants."
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