Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.
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Posted:Dec 7, 2008 3:14 am
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2009 4:34 pm
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I think all of us think, to some degree, we have some clue what the other sex wants. However, when I think I have a clue, I find out just how wrong I am. I know every woman is unique and different, but there must be some general desires they share in common.
At work, I sit and chat with a group of women quite frequently. After awhile, the ladies felt comfortable enough with me that they began to open up as if I was just another one of the women. They blew me away with their conversations. Some of the conversations sank into the gutter. Others were inquisitive as to what men wanted and how to keep a man.
My question to the ladies is what is it that you desire in a man? What do we do right and what do we do wrong? Give us men a little chance to understand you?
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Goodbye! May your desires be fullfilled!
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Posted:May 1, 2010 9:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 8:25 pm
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I am taking leave from Senior Sizzle for sometime starting tommorrow. I want to wish you all the best. I thank each and every friend or acquaintance I've made on here for a fabulous 1 1/2 years.
May all of your dreams and desires come true!
Gator15
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Basic Military Rules
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Posted:Apr 25, 2010 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2010 2:36 am
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This is what happens when a few "politically correct" idiots get to make policy over our military!
Basic Military Rules
Marine Corps Rules:
01. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
02. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
03. Have a plan.
04. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
05. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
06. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
07. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
08. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
09. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Navy SEAL's Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
Go Navy!
And the next... (You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.)
U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts )
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East . (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)
To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :
1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.' [Both English and Arabic versions]
5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and English versions]
7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]
8. 'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.'
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
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I am taking leave....
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Posted:Apr 24, 2010 5:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2010 2:58 am
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To my friends and those interested on this site, I am taking a break. I've found little time to blog over the last several months, particularly at tax time. Lol. My teenage is living with me for the time being, severely restricting my time to blog and pursue the joys of Senior Sizzle.
I've met some wonderful people and some great blog friends. I will miss you all terribly.
I hope that when I reactivate at some point, I can retain my friends and profile. I have no idea. I've been a paying member for a year and a half and have never gone without paying. For those that have, please let me know if you lose everything.
I have enjoyed this site immensely. I wish you all the best. May every dream and fantasy come true.
For those that want to keep in touch, please send me a note. If you do not already have my email, I will be glad to give it.
Yours affectionately,
Mail159
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The Attorney
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Posted:Mar 16, 2010 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2010 2:39 am
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The Attorney
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on . . ..
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's , James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"
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Catholic Girls Bus Crash
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Posted:Mar 11, 2010 5:34 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2010 4:58 pm
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Catholic Girls Bus Crash...
A train hits a bus full of catholic school girls and they all perish.
Standing at the pearly gates awaiting entry to Heaven, St. Peter starts to
question them.
He asks the first girl "have you ever had any contact with a male sex organ?"
Tammy replies, "Well, I touched one with my finger once".
St. Peter tells her to dip her finger in the bowl of holy water at his side and enter the gates.
He asks the same question to the next girl and she replies, "I fondled and stroked one with my hand."
He tells her to wash her hand in the holy water and enter the gates.
All of a sudden there's a lot of commotion towards the back of the line as one girl is pushing and shoving her way to the front.
St. Peter asks, "What's the rush, Mariah?
She replies to St. Peter, "If I'm going to have to gargle with that water, I want to do it before Natalie sticks her ass in it!!!
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Funny!
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Posted:Mar 11, 2010 12:40 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2010 9:04 pm
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No I'm not gay or anti-my own sex. But I'm a big boy and can laugh at myself and just about anything else. These are just damn funny, even if they are male bashing.
Funny!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied..
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you........
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they
are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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What is Victoria's Secret?
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Posted:Mar 9, 2010 6:11 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2010 2:04 am
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For Gentlemen Only: "What is Victoria's Secret?"
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After years and years of suspense...
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The Question everyone is dying to know is, 'What the HELL is Victoria 's Secret?'
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The Answer Is......................
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CLEVERNESS!
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Posted:Feb 20, 2010 8:34 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2010 3:44 am
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal………..
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
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To cam or not to cam
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Posted:Jan 30, 2010 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2010 2:48 am
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To cam or not to cam
To cam or not to cam. That is the question. I have enjoyed watching quite a few women pleasure themselves on cam. And, yes, I perved a few couples having some fun. It is fun and quite titilating.
I've been blown away by the some of the incredible beauties sharing their funtimes with not only me but hundreds or thousands of others. It is remarkable to watch someone sharing their most intimate selves.
I've cammed with a few ladies one on one. I find it erotic and and a major turn on. However, I've also tried camming publicly a couple of times. As a male, it is a letdown. There are thousands of men camming at any given moment. Most of the viewers I got were men. After several propositions, I laughed and chose to end my public camming. I don't play that way.
Do you women get the same pleasure perving as do men?
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Tee Shirt XXX: For the Man who doesn't want to go Shopping!
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Posted:Jan 24, 2010 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2010 4:16 am
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A T-shirt designed for the man who doesn't want to go shopping with the Girlfriend/wife...
My girlfriend/wife, was always after me to go shopping with her..
Then I began wearing my favorite tee shirt.
She doesn't want me to go shopping with her anymore. Now she takes her mom or one of her sisters. 
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New Airport Check In
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Posted:Jan 12, 2010 2:55 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2010 2:40 pm
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New Airport Check In
You knew it was going to happen!
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Catholic Coffee Conversation
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Posted:Jan 5, 2010 9:55 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2010 6:32 pm
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CATHOLIC COFFEE CONVERSATION
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a ,
Slim,
Tall,
38D breast,
24" waist and
34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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