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Salami Slicer
 
What the hell
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I find the weirdest people online
Posted:Oct 26, 2010 12:35 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:09 pm
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I just finished chatting with some from another website. She' cute, great smile too. Weird part #1. She asked if I wanted to hang out with her AND her this week. Weird part #2. I said that I would want to meet her first see if there was nay chemistry between the two of and we can move forward from there. Weird part #3. She then said to me I would have to meet her in the daytime AND PAY for her day care. WHOA............WHAT THE FUCK. I still do not know what to say to shit like that. You are going to order a complete stranger to pay for day care, someone who has no obligation to this to begin with? She then got pissed, said " your a bumm losser abusive" (she cant spell) and if I "hid bugs in my stache". This woman is 40. I don't get it. I just don't understand this that comes out of peoples heads anymore. I would like to meet the inventor of internet dating and hit them with a shovel. I don't know, maybe it's because I forgot to turn of my bat shit crazy lady button off. Oh well, Monday is over, here's to the rest of the week, it only gets better.
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Motel 6
Posted:May 31, 2010 10:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:10 pm
2286 Views

Have you ever noticed that when perusing a profile, you see more Motel 6 bedspreads in the photos. Maybe Senior Sizzle should seek out Motel 6 as a sponsor. Come on, they'll leave the light on for ya.
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More fakes and phonies
Posted:Mar 14, 2010 11:52 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:10 pm
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WOW, I can't believe how fake profiles popped up on here. I do have only but one question........... Why do we keep paying for this crap? Really, there are people who want to meet people, someone looking for another persons company and a bunch of morons put up fake profiles. I don't really think I want to continue on this site for very much longer. I really enjoy meeting new people, listening to them describe their lives, it is fascinating to me to hear how someone came to this kind of medium. Well enough of me rambling on, I think I'm just about spent on this whole site. Have fun and be safe everyone.
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OK
Posted:Feb 2, 2010 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:10 pm
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Well, lets see. I hope today was the worst of the new year. Have you ever had one of those days where it just seems like you're down and people just keep kicking? WTF! Thank God today is over and tomorrow will be a new day. Now I won't bore anyone with the drama, so I will keep it extremely short. My living situation could be better and the people I work for don't know what they are doing. Sorry for not being sexy or horny, just needed to vent a little. So, happy fucking everyone and also, never settle for anything less than what you strive for.
2 Comments
WTF and OMFG
Posted:Sep 1, 2009 12:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 7:7 am
2226 Views

Let me tell you of my weekend. I was on my computer playing games a surfing a little when I saw someone on my yahoo IM I had been chatting with on here. We were chatting about the little things, you know... how are how have you been, small talk. Then out of nowhere this fucking whack job starts giving me shit about not going with her to the Def Leppard concert on Sunday and said some shit like " well, if you find doing laundry more interesting than meeting me" WHAT THE FUCK I couldn't fucking believe what I was reading. I know we have schedules and some have , we plan around that like the adults we are, but when some bat shit crazy woman goes fucking coo coo for cocoa puffs about seeing a shit band with her uh umm................ WHAT THE FUCK! I am a very easy going person, I don't wish anything bad to happen to others, but this bitch is going to receive some not so very good karma. She even told me her husband doesn't "do" concerts, maybe that's because of the person he has to go with. Yes I say Def Leppard is a shit band, they suck, and that's my opinion. SEE Ya ya fuckin loon.
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Female cops
Posted:Aug 19, 2009 11:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2011 1:39 am
2648 Views

This is kind of weird. The last two days I had to go the 6th street LAPD station in downtown Los Angeles. Me and my partner picked up two people who were placed on 5150 holds. On Monday, as we were leaving, I saw 2 police women in the station house, one was toting a shotgun(yummy) and the other one was a bicycle cop, shorts, great tan and awesome legs. On Tuesday, again we were on our way out with another crazy person, I saw and talked to a female motorcycle cop. Goddamn, she was hot too. I don't know what it is, I am starting to like them. I haven't been interested in female officers before, but something has got me hooked and very excited too. All three of them were extremely nice to me. Something in stirring inside me. I have no idea why, but I'm likin it.
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What the hell
Posted:Aug 14, 2009 6:33 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:20 pm
2694 Views

It may seem like I'm an angry person, I'm not. My beef this time is this........ if you have no intention of meeting another person from here, why do you continue the charade? FUCK, I don't get it. I have communicated with a lot of people here and the ones that say they want to meet don't have the guts to say they don't want to meet. An email only takes a few minutes to write and send, so it isn't that tough. I know people have lives to live, that's not what I'm complaining about. What is bugging me is the simple lack of common courtesy. Yes, standard members can only reply to a small amount of emails per day. All you have to do is is click the quick response that says not interested. I see that, then I will know. The women I have chatted with and have meet in person are a cut above the rest. So, in closing, I wish everyone luck, happiness, and good health. If you are one of those who lack communicating skills, , or worse.... have a fake profile, I will tell you this............ GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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Cougars
Posted:May 2, 2009 2:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:19 pm
2460 Views

I have wanted to know something. Why is it when a "mature" woman is looking for a younger man she is called a "cougar" and a mature man is looking for a younger woman he is basically a creepy old guy? I don't get it. If it's good for one, why not both. Could it be a "daddy" issue? What's the deal? I really have no age preference. I would like to hear from you about this. AN honest answer would be greatly appreciated. Have fun and be safe.
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Stood up
Posted:Dec 3, 2008 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2011 9:57 am
2535 Views

Last month I went on a date with a woman from here and about half way through the date, she up and disappeared. The bitch ditched me! NOW, I should have realized that something was up during the date. First, it was some cheesy, crappy, little bar in Sherman Oaks, CA. Second, I DROVE from Anaheim to meet her. Third, by the time I got there she was already on her 4th gin and tonic. By the time she ditched me she had consumed about 8 of them, I mean she could drink. So my point being, your 43 years old and you cant tell a guy to his face that there isnt a connection, "I think it would be best if we didnt go through with it". This person is still on here, I am an adult and I wont reveal the name, she knows who she is. The least she could have done was offer me some gas money, but nope she just ditched me. What a snot.
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Nuts
Posted:Jul 13, 2008 9:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2011 10:19 pm
2353 Views

I have always wondered why some of you women out there don't play with a guy's nuts. If you have stated that you are extremely good at oral, how come a small percentage of you leave the balls hanging? Hello, there part of the package. COME ON, LICK EM, SUCK EM, TICKLE EM, THEY'RE RIGHT THERE! The good ones know of the danglies. They play with em and all that. I had one woman who spent more time with my hoohoos than the shaft. Also, she did something very unexpected, she put her finger in my butt and played with the prostate. OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS AMAZING!...\8 I have never had that done before ever. So what I am saying, don't forget the balls, they need lovin too.
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